Sorry reb, that thar was pathetic, yuz been owned.

Besides, I don't recall ever meeting Lackwood or Ron Jeremy up close, much less THAT close.

You sure the situation described above wasn't your own entrance into porn? Kind of like fucking the roadie before you got your hands on the lead singer? Or in porn, what they call paying your dues, I mean gay for pay (only without the pay part), before actually meeting the whores knowing the only thing you'd get to do to them is kiss their ass relentlessly?

With all the fanboi ass-kissing you do, lee_11, would you be comfortable with your favorite whore(s) doning a strap-on and performing A2M on you? Or is it a skin contact-only kind of thing?