I'm visualizing the ink drying on the Burg/Jeffy buyout agreement. Minutes later, Jeffy is shoving Hardware's "Mod Stick" up bono-ONE's ass while Simp, doing his best Donald voice, repeatedly yells, "You're fired!" at both of them.

Hook up Houston Don with a mod gig there, ditto with Bornyo, and heck, bring back Denver Don, too, just to confuse Lackwood even more. Hardware's last responsibilities before being removed are to lock the "Ask Kami" thread, and to escort Brandon Irons to the Burbank Airport and buy him a one-way ticket back to Alberta.