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#230348 - 03/21/07 04:44 PM Burg...
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
ADT -- buy it. I think I read once or twice that you have a sizable bank account, and you're willing to send money to that dope Windsock, so why don't you do something productive and buy ADT?

I'm not really sure what you could do with it. You could close the whole shop if you wanted. Or you could boot some of the mods (read: Hardware and Boner). Or maybe you could just completely run it into the ground in a highly destructive yet hysterically funny fashion. Whatever. Mull it over and then let me know.

XOXOXOXO

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#230349 - 03/21/07 06:24 PM Re: Burg...
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
Random, you're going to have to wait until at least May, when Burg gets out of jail. Shoulda stuck to the high-end escorts, man.
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#230350 - 03/21/07 10:41 PM Re: Burg...
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
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Brilliant Random, simply brilliant. So what do you say, Burg? Do it, dooooo it.

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#230351 - 03/22/07 09:31 AM Re: Burg...
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
The only flaw in this ointment, er I mean FLY in this theory....fuck, the only problem is the spillover once I torpedoe the fanboy barge known as ADT. XPT would be inundated with these porn addled addicts looking for their post-whackoff maintenance dose of filth, and we'd have a mess.

If only somehow I could re-direct all the turds to Luke's site, increase his click count, which in turn increases his income which means he can move out of the dirt filled hovel and into a nice respectable trailer. Or something like that....

I dont even go to ADT anymore, not since I stopped doing "interviews" so I didnt even know it was for sale...what are they asking? Whatever it is its too much, regardless of the fact I can afford it. Maybe I can trade Beer/Ale for it....are Steph and Co. boozers? They should be...
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#230352 - 03/22/07 10:01 AM Re: Burg...
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I offered to buy it months ago but they never got back to me with a price so I dont think its really for sale. But hey, you should inquire and if it is I will go in on it with you.
Me owning all or part of ADT = .
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#230353 - 03/22/07 12:36 PM Re: Burg...
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Registered: 09/23/04
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It's still for sale. I don't know the asking price. The two preceding sentences are the sum of my knowledge on the matter.

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#230354 - 03/22/07 02:11 PM Re: Burg...
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Registered: 11/04/06
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Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Burg, as your health declines, this could well be the monument your family remembers you by. Purchasing ADT from your death bed and turning it into an all anal cum shot JPEG download mega site could be the most noble act of your life.

Plus, it would piss the regulars off. No way would they come round here. Can you see Boner-one lasting more than five minutes even in a Monkey/Arab free zone?
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#230355 - 03/22/07 02:24 PM Re: Burg...
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Registered: 09/20/05
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I'm visualizing the ink drying on the Burg/Jeffy buyout agreement. Minutes later, Jeffy is shoving Hardware's "Mod Stick" up bono-ONE's ass while Simp, doing his best Donald voice, repeatedly yells, "You're fired!" at both of them.

Hook up Houston Don with a mod gig there, ditto with Bornyo, and heck, bring back Denver Don, too, just to confuse Lackwood even more. Hardware's last responsibilities before being removed are to lock the "Ask Kami" thread, and to escort Brandon Irons to the Burbank Airport and buy him a one-way ticket back to Alberta.

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#230356 - 03/22/07 03:38 PM Re: Burg...
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I am in a really weird fucking mood today....how could I manipulate this for maximum fun and mayhem? As I thought about it, I'd like to keep the fanboys around at least for a while, kinda torture them like a cat does a mouse before it kills it. What to do what to do....

Oooh I know.

Mandatory purchase of Ceara's Toe Jam required in order to be able to register and post (Xpt excluded of course.) How low will they go? Let's see who really NEEDS to post and talk about their porn viewing experiences, what movie caused them to pass out from all the blood rushing to their dick(s), which whore has the smoothest Anal cumfart flow, stuff they currently let out for free. Let them eat toe jam.

I dont know or follow the moderator soap opera that Willie relates, maybe we wont have any mods. That would be cool....
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#230357 - 03/22/07 03:46 PM Re: Burg...
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Actually, a total and utter lack of Moderation would be like Kryptonite to the ADT'ers. That would be very amusing; meltdowns, fist fights, the whole nine yards.

ADT posters weeping over their keyboards as the price of Toe Jam goes through the roof and they're unable to describe just which bit of dribble they most like about cum shitting.

I name ADT to be the future site of "Burg's Folly".
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#230358 - 03/22/07 03:58 PM Re: Burg...
Pussy is good food Offline
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
Quote:

I am in a really weird fucking mood today....how could I manipulate this for maximum fun and mayhem? As I thought about it, I'd like to keep the fanboys around at least for a while, kinda torture them like a cat does a mouse before it kills it. What to do what to do....

Oooh I know.

Mandatory purchase of Ceara's Toe Jam required in order to be able to register and post (Xpt excluded of course.) How low will they go? Let's see who really NEEDS to post and talk about their porn viewing experiences, what movie caused them to pass out from all the blood rushing to their dick(s), which whore has the smoothest Anal cumfart flow, stuff they currently let out for free. Let them eat toe jam.

I dont know or follow the moderator soap opera that Willie relates, maybe we wont have any mods. That would be cool....





In the interim, Ceara becomes "Burg" wealthy on the toejam sales and retires from the poop providing service she was pushing on high end deviants.
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#230359 - 03/22/07 04:15 PM Re: Burg...
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Actually, a total and utter lack of Moderation would be like Kryptonite to the ADT'ers. That would be very amusing; meltdowns, fist fights, the whole nine yards.

ADT posters weeping over their keyboards as the price of Toe Jam goes through the roof and they're unable to describe just which bit of dribble they most like about cum shitting.

I name ADT to be the future site of "Burg's Folly".




Conky... you just described "The Perfect Storm".

From the 2 or 3 links I've followed to that coiled shitpile of a site.. I could only imagine the chumbucket style feeding frenzy those guppy's would endure being tossed into this shark tank..
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#230360 - 03/22/07 04:32 PM Re: Burg...
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Mandatory purchase of Ceara's Toe Jam required in order to be able to register and post




You're a genius among pervs, bro.

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#230361 - 03/22/07 06:35 PM Re: Burg...
Calvin Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Quote:

Actually, a total and utter lack of Moderation would be like Kryptonite to the ADT'ers. That would be very amusing; meltdowns, fist fights, the whole nine yards.




Kinda a Lord of the Flies situation. "Kill the pig. Spill its blood." Complete with all the levels involved in that particular scene...

"Jack's arm came down; the heaving circle cheered and made pig-dying noises. Then they lay quiet, panting, listening to Robert's frightened snivels. He wiped his face with a dirty arm, and made an effort to retrieve his status.

'Oh, my bum!'

He rubbed his rump ruefully. Jack rolled over.

'That was a good game.' "
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#230362 - 03/23/07 10:20 AM Re: Burg...
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Mandatory purchase of Ceara's Toe Jam required in order to be able to register and post




You're a genius among pervs, bro.





You know, if you market an "Organic Toe Jam" sales would be off the hook up here in hippieland. Basically, you'd just have to get certified organic, which would probably mean simply washing your feet in Pine Cone Oil or something before plopping the preserves on your toes. AN upside is the customers here could pay/tip you with pot.
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