The only flaw in this ointment, er I mean FLY in this theory....fuck, the only problem is the spillover once I torpedoe the fanboy barge known as ADT. XPT would be inundated with these porn addled addicts looking for their post-whackoff maintenance dose of filth, and we'd have a mess.

If only somehow I could re-direct all the turds to Luke's site, increase his click count, which in turn increases his income which means he can move out of the dirt filled hovel and into a nice respectable trailer. Or something like that....

I dont even go to ADT anymore, not since I stopped doing "interviews" so I didnt even know it was for sale...what are they asking? Whatever it is its too much, regardless of the fact I can afford it. Maybe I can trade Beer/Ale for it....are Steph and Co. boozers? They should be...