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#229973 - 03/19/07 06:39 PM XPT'S Newest Member is...
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3081
Loc: cleanup
Skurt Lackwood

Seriously.

Clickit and check the profile.
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#229974 - 03/19/07 10:09 PM Re: XPT'S Newest Member is...
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Who made the phony profile?
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#229975 - 03/19/07 10:17 PM Re: XPT'S Newest Member is...
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
No shit that's so lame I hope it never gets used. If it does, I hope it's better done than "Steph"

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#229976 - 03/19/07 11:02 PM Skurt Lackwood
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Registered: 01/12/05
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Loc: The Children's Limbo


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#229977 - 03/20/07 03:21 PM Re: Skurt Lackwood
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Since we're talking about someone who actually hasn't even posted anything, yet, here's something strange I found on the User List a while back.

NOT The FatMan

I can't help but wonder what kind of shenanigans this poster thought about pulling before he/she decided to scrap the idea.
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#229978 - 03/20/07 03:25 PM Re: Skurt Lackwood
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I think The Fatman told me that was ChickenMaster. I could be hallucinating though.
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#229979 - 03/20/07 04:23 PM Re: Skurt Lackwood
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
This is the most fucked up XPT clone account of all time. I know who set it up and it makes perfect sense.

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#229980 - 03/20/07 04:23 PM Re: XPT'S Newest Member is...
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3081
Loc: cleanup
Quote:

Who made the phony profile?




I've got a gut feeling about who it is, but untill he actually posts something, there's no way to tell for sure. So I'll keep my speculation to myself for now.

I will say that I'm convinvced it's not the same person who uses "Oliver Cramwell" and two other alt-ids. Doesn't fit the profile. That investigation is continuing, with positive results.
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#229981 - 03/20/07 04:50 PM Re: Skurt Lackwood
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Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3081
Loc: cleanup
Quote:

This is the most fucked up XPT clone account of all time. I know who set it up and it makes perfect sense.



You know I'm going to be up all night trying to figure out who it is.
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#229982 - 03/20/07 04:59 PM Re: Skurt Lackwood
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

This is the most fucked up XPT clone account of all time. I know who set it up and it makes perfect sense.




Omg! I loved the Terry Shiavo poster. If Skurt has lame posts, I'll know it's a dif person.
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#229983 - 03/20/07 05:08 PM Re: Skurt Lackwood
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
I'm with Conky..I fully believe theres only 5-6 people posting here..

That being said I have no clue who T-Schi is

However after reviewing Terry Schiavos second post I'm sure
MindlessDribble is Debarge based on the sig line.
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#229984 - 03/20/07 05:29 PM Re: Skurt Lackwood
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
it's a shame pafh fucked it up with all those spamming alt ids. now regestration takes too long to fire up a funny time sensitive alt id.
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#229985 - 03/20/07 05:37 PM Re: Skurt Lackwood
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
Tru Dat..
It took me 4 days to register here and Malice booted my first Yahoo mail account.

Much like business it appears you have to be "visionary" to gain an advantage these days. (so how did the "skurt" id get past Malaise?)
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#229986 - 03/20/07 05:47 PM Re: Skurt Lackwood
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3081
Loc: cleanup
It took me a week and a half to register, and by that time, the one thread I really wanted to get in on (Windsock's Jetta) was pretty much played.
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#229987 - 03/20/07 05:51 PM Re: Skurt Lackwood
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
what are these new measures you speak of? when i signed up it was fill in some boxes and away you go.

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#229988 - 03/20/07 05:59 PM Re: Skurt Lackwood
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3081
Loc: cleanup
Now, you get an e-mail sent to you, click a link and wait for Malice to approve you. Which can take longer than the post office to come through.
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#229989 - 03/20/07 06:16 PM Re: Skurt Lackwood
Calvin Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Quote:

what are these new measures you speak of? when i signed up it was fill in some boxes and away you go.




Hell, you can't even fill a box these days without a signed 2257.
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#229990 - 03/20/07 06:58 PM Re: Skurt Lackwood
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

what are these new measures you speak of? when i signed up it was fill in some boxes and away you go.



You registered in 12/05. PornFlunkyForHire fucked it up last summer for everyone after that.
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#229991 - 03/20/07 10:17 PM Re: Skurt Lackwood
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

what are these new measures you speak of? when i signed up it was fill in some boxes and away you go.




Hell, you can't even fill a box these days without a signed 2257.


christ, i spend way too much time at this place. when i read that, i thought "fill a box" must be some new euphemism for fucking. (i'm sure i spelled "euphemism" wrong, but fuckit)
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#229992 - 03/21/07 12:32 AM Re: Skurt Lackwood
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

christ, i spend way too much time at this place. when i read that, i thought "fill a box" must be some new euphemism for fucking. (i'm sure i spelled "euphemism" wrong, but fuckit)



I'll fill your "box" with some chipotle sauce.
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#229993 - 03/21/07 07:15 AM Re: Skurt Lackwood
Calvin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

what are these new measures you speak of? when i signed up it was fill in some boxes and away you go.




Hell, you can't even fill a box these days without a signed 2257.


christ, i spend way too much time at this place. when i read that, i thought "fill a box" must be some new euphemism for fucking. (i'm sure i spelled "euphemism" wrong, but fuckit)




I don't know about "new", but that was the general idea, yes.
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#229994 - 03/21/07 08:53 AM Re: Skurt Lackwood
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Lol. The situation with approving people is fluid and I may change the policy at some point to ease it up.

For matters of national security I leave my exact logic in who gets approved secret, but if I recognize who the people are I usually approve them the same day, or if I think the signup might be amusing or topical (Skurt Lockwood) for intance I'll approve it know that if they act up they'll get banned by some moderator.

If anyone reading this is waiting on approval feel free to e-mail me and maybe I'll put you higher on the list. Lol.

Tony
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#229995 - 03/21/07 05:02 PM Re: Skurt Lackwood
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Lol. The situation with approving people is fluid and I may change the policy at some point to ease it up.

For matters of national security I leave my exact logic in who gets approved secret, but if I recognize who the people are I usually approve them the same day, or if I think the signup might be amusing or topical (Skurt Lockwood) for intance I'll approve it know that if they act up they'll get banned by some moderator.

If anyone reading this is waiting on approval feel free to e-mail me and maybe I'll put you higher on the list. Lol.

Tony





Noice..based upon T-Mans logic my Ted Bundy and Zodiac personas should float right through..
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