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#229941 - 03/19/07 03:11 PM
Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Does it have a title or anything like that? I don't need the isbn number but working with us a little could help.
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#229943 - 03/19/07 03:17 PM
Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I've already seen the documentary. I don't think I can read through 300 pages or so of him eating discarded pizza crust from the plates of others.
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#229945 - 03/19/07 05:15 PM
Re: The Only Thing Missing In The Book
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
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Fucking Priceless, Loop.
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#229947 - 03/19/07 07:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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#229950 - 03/20/07 12:04 AM
Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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I've preordered the hedgehog's book on tape, well, CD actually and apparently the compact disc is voiced by Ron himself while he feeds on 16 Whopper Jr.s. It's autographed as well, in mayonnaise, with an accompanying swatch of sweaty, freshly shaven nape/back hair. The anticipation is excruciating.
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#229957 - 03/21/07 06:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Last night, I was flipping through channels and I saw Ron J on tv. He's been recruited by VH1 to live in a house with that midget from Austin Powers, some cross-eyed whore, Vanilla Ice and Pepa (from Salt & Pepa). I saw him doing some ridiculous things before Ice Ice baby threw a tantrum and Pepa was like "What bitch what?".
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#229960 - 03/22/07 09:59 PM
Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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#1: soduku is popular because crosswords require knowledge as opposed to the ability to rearrange numbers so they add up right (don't forget to carry the 1!). #2: Surreal Life has its grand finale Sunday and I believe Vanilla Ice goes berserker (again), thrashes the set, and security guards tackle him! Hopefully, during his tantrum, he steps on Ron Jeremy's pet turtle (and why doesn't he have a pet hedgehog?!?!!).
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#229961 - 03/23/07 01:12 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
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Back on topic. I am more then half way through the book. I am a fan/friend of Ron's, and there are many things in the book that I didn't know about him. IMHO I think a non-industry person would find all the info fascinating. There are a lot of mainstream stars talked about. It is an interesting story, but not all that well written. If Ron had written it himself I would say he did a good job, since he's not a "writer" But since it is by Ron Jeremy with Eric Spitznagel. I would think Mr With, lol, would have done a better job drawing me into the story and keeping me there. Jenna's book was a "can't put it down" Ron's is a "bathroom read" Both are good stories about interesting people, the big difference is in the ability of the writer to make us want to keep reading. Cindi
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#229962 - 03/23/07 05:49 PM
Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I just assumed that if Ron Jeremy was writing it then it must be a cookbook.
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#229964 - 03/24/07 12:56 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
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Perv's a good guy. One of the few cool posters at ADT.
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#229965 - 03/24/07 09:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I wonder if I'm on some kind of double secret probation over there now. God forbid I might never be able to post in the What's your longest turd poll again.
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#229966 - 03/24/07 09:05 AM
Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
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I was very tempted to link that to Faggy Thread of the Day. Ahh, fuckit. Why not?
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#531206 - 10/07/11 08:48 PM
Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/23/11
Posts: 203
Loc: Pornoland
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did anyone read that book? Has he confessed about his inability to get erection nowadays, in the book? Has he announced any retirement plans in it? Did he make any mention of the great porn actor Brandon IRON?
Edited by Ekarth22 (10/07/11 08:53 PM)
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