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#229940 - 03/19/07 03:03 PM Ron Jeremy book
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Who has read this new book of his and what did you think of it?
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#229941 - 03/19/07 03:11 PM Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Does it have a title or anything like that? I don't need the isbn number but working with us a little could help.

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#229942 - 03/19/07 03:13 PM Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Who has read this new book of his and what did you think of it?


the title is, "the (hardest) working man in showbiz". i asked for this book for my birthday, but i didn't get it. instead, i got "sodoku for retards" or something...
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#229943 - 03/19/07 03:17 PM Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Registered: 08/09/06
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I've already seen the documentary. I don't think I can read through 300 pages or so of him eating discarded pizza crust from the plates of others.

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#229944 - 03/19/07 03:30 PM The Only Thing Missing In The Book
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#229945 - 03/19/07 05:15 PM Re: The Only Thing Missing In The Book
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Fucking Priceless, Loop.
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#229946 - 03/19/07 05:57 PM Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Who has read this new book of his and what did you think of it?


the title is, "the (hardest) working man in showbiz". i asked for this book for my birthday, but i didn't get it. instead, i got "sodoku for retards" or something...




Anyone predict a 'what pornstars do sodoku on set' thread? I tried it and I was bored. I suffer from attention whore deficit disorder.
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#229947 - 03/19/07 07:28 PM Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Who has read this new book of his and what did you think of it?


the title is, "the (hardest) working man in showbiz". i asked for this book for my birthday, but i didn't get it. instead, i got "sodoku for retards" or something...




Anyone predict a 'what pornstars do sodoku on set' thread? I tried it and I was bored. I suffer from attention whore deficit disorder.




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#229948 - 03/19/07 07:51 PM Re: Ron Jeremy book
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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Who has read this new book of his and what did you think of it?


the title is, "the (hardest) working man in showbiz". i asked for this book for my birthday, but i didn't get it. instead, i got "sodoku for retards" or something...




Anyone predict a 'what pornstars do sodoku on set' thread? I tried it and I was bored. I suffer from attention whore deficit disorder.


sodoku's probably not a bad idea for the average porn whore; i mean, you only have to know the numbers zero through nine...
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#229949 - 03/19/07 11:31 PM Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Registered: 08/13/04
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I would like to know what Ron Jeremy book is about if it not about him and the adult movie biz. Should be very interesting reading since he goes back to the 70's and can really provide a good, long look at porn, people and changes in the industry from the inside out!

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#229950 - 03/20/07 12:04 AM Re: Ron Jeremy book
k1ng Offline
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I've preordered the hedgehog's book on tape, well, CD actually and apparently the compact disc is voiced by Ron himself while he feeds on 16 Whopper Jr.s. It's autographed as well, in mayonnaise, with an accompanying swatch of sweaty, freshly shaven nape/back hair. The anticipation is excruciating.
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#229951 - 03/20/07 07:03 PM Re: Ron Jeremy book
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I've preordered the hedgehog's book on tape, well, CD actually and apparently the compact disc is voiced by Ron himself while he feeds on 16 Whopper Jr.s. It's autographed as well, in mayonnaise, with an accompanying swatch of sweaty, freshly shaven nape/back hair. The anticipation is excruciating.




King, until you ship comes in, this might help.
Funnt ass Ron vid.

lhttp://www.ehowa.com/heavymovie.shtml?movie=9700


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#229952 - 03/20/07 07:07 PM Re: Ron Jeremy book
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days


that's a spoof on that midget indian/paki guy right? funny stuff.
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#229953 - 03/20/07 07:09 PM Re: Ron Jeremy book
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I think you are correct.

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#229954 - 03/21/07 06:48 AM Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Registered: 09/11/06
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Who has read this new book of his and what did you think of it?


the title is, "the (hardest) working man in showbiz". i asked for this book for my birthday, but i didn't get it. instead, i got "sodoku for retards" or something...




Anyone predict a 'what pornstars do sodoku on set' thread? I tried it and I was bored. I suffer from attention whore deficit disorder.


sodoku's probably not a bad idea for the average porn whore; i mean, you only have to know the numbers zero through nine...




I think "Sodoku for Retards" is probably more appropriate for a porn whore, as it only requires the numbers 1 and 2.
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#229955 - 03/21/07 08:31 AM Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Registered: 12/03/03
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Tom Byron should write a book as well. I liked his interviews with Rog Pipe.

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#229956 - 03/21/07 01:37 PM Re: Ron Jeremy book
testa Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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I got the book the other day when ron was on set so i could have him sign it. its actually a good read.

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#229957 - 03/21/07 06:59 PM Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
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Last night, I was flipping through channels and I saw Ron J on tv. He's been recruited by VH1 to live in a house with that midget from Austin Powers, some cross-eyed whore, Vanilla Ice and Pepa (from Salt & Pepa). I saw him doing some ridiculous things before Ice Ice baby threw a tantrum and Pepa was like "What bitch what?".
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#229958 - 03/22/07 06:05 AM Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
the best porn biography i read was the nacho vidal's book

sadly is only in spanish

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#229959 - 03/22/07 09:21 AM Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
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Last night, I was flipping through channels and I saw Ron J on tv. He's been recruited by VH1 to live in a house with that midget from Austin Powers, some cross-eyed whore, Vanilla Ice and Pepa (from Salt & Pepa). I saw him doing some ridiculous things before Ice Ice baby threw a tantrum and Pepa was like "What bitch what?".




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#229960 - 03/22/07 09:59 PM Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
#1: soduku is popular because crosswords require knowledge as opposed to the ability to rearrange numbers so they add up right (don't forget to carry the 1!).
#2: Surreal Life has its grand finale Sunday and I believe Vanilla Ice goes berserker (again), thrashes the set, and security guards tackle him! Hopefully, during his tantrum, he steps on Ron Jeremy's pet turtle (and why doesn't he have a pet hedgehog?!?!!).
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#229961 - 03/23/07 01:12 PM Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
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Back on topic. I am more then half way through the book. I am a fan/friend of Ron's, and there are many things in the book that I didn't know about him. IMHO I think a non-industry person would find all the info fascinating. There are a lot of mainstream stars talked about. It is an interesting story, but not all that well written. If Ron had written it himself I would say he did a good job, since he's not a "writer" But since it is by Ron Jeremy with Eric Spitznagel. I would think Mr With, lol, would have done a better job drawing me into the story and keeping me there. Jenna's book was a "can't put it down" Ron's is a "bathroom read" Both are good stories about interesting people, the big difference is in the ability of the writer to make us want to keep reading.
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#229962 - 03/23/07 05:49 PM Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Registered: 03/22/07
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I just assumed that if Ron Jeremy was writing it then it must be a cookbook.
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#229963 - 03/24/07 12:42 AM Re: Ron Jeremy book
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I just assumed that if Ron Jeremy was writing it then it must be a cookbook.




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#229964 - 03/24/07 12:56 AM Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Perv's a good guy. One of the few cool posters at ADT.
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#229965 - 03/24/07 09:01 AM Re: Ron Jeremy book
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Registered: 03/22/07
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I wonder if I'm on some kind of double secret probation over there now. God forbid I might never be able to post in the What's your longest turd poll again.
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#229966 - 03/24/07 09:05 AM Re: Ron Jeremy book
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I was very tempted to link that to Faggy Thread of the Day. Ahh, fuckit. Why not?
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#229967 - 03/25/07 09:46 AM Re: Ron Jeremy book
testa Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 65
well i read it and its pretty good. besides all the name dropping going on there are some funny parts. one of the better ghost written books ive read in a while

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#531206 - 10/07/11 08:48 PM Re: Ron Jeremy book [Re: Sydney Jordan]
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Registered: 08/23/11
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Loc: Pornoland
did anyone read that book? Has he confessed about his inability to get erection nowadays, in the book? Has he announced any retirement plans in it? Did he make any mention of the great porn actor Brandon IRON?


Edited by Ekarth22 (10/07/11 08:53 PM)
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