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Ha haaaa...you knew it would show up!

While driving through central London, Sandra discusses her modelling career with her Aunt, noting some melancholy. Reassuringly, Aunt Victoria notes that it's loney at the top, "but the food is much better, too." (polite English chuckle).

Now we jump to the first fantasy. Sandra awakens from her wet dream to meet with her publicist, Flo. Sandra is already a big successful model, but is up for a big movie role, and due to meet Renee Reynolds who could be her co-star.


I was originally impressed when it said there were lots of helicopter shots in this film, but I kinda backed off when I discovered it was just a rental from the M*A*S*H set.

Other movies that came out in 1980: CaddyShack, Airplane and that incestuous classic, The Blue Lagoon with Brooke Shields. Wasn't she the baby on that Ivory Snow box?

Anyhow, When Renee arrives, we learn Sandra inherited a ton of money when her parents were killed in a place wreck. While Flo runs off to the bank, Sandra and Renee slip into the water for some clam digging.


Serena returns the favor, just about getting the whole fist in there.