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Dear Friends and Fans of __________________ (whore):

My name is _____________(first name only), I am (whore's) webmaster and longtime friend. It is with sadness I have to announce (whore) was disgnosed with early stage cancer of the ______________________(obscure body part or organ). This came as a great shock to all of us, as (whore) was performing _____________________(degreding sex act) with class up until last week. At this point (whore) is taking it _____________________(cliche). (Whore) has asked me to relay to her fans the desire to beat this insidious disease and get back to her important work soon. We have organized a ________________________(charity event) to help raise funds for her medical expenses. We've also set up a ____________________(online payment service) account that you can send money directly to. For more information, e-mail me at _____@_________.___

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