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#229765 - 03/16/07 01:11 PM
Whores with cancer
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
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Acccoring to lukeisback.com Sophia Lynn is now dying of Cancer. What the fuck ever. This fake cancer shit is growing like........well cancer.  According to a high-flying whoremonger and Sophia Lynn's "boyfriend" -- she is dying. She has cancer and it's spread too fast to cure. Whores lie! 
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#229766 - 03/16/07 01:55 PM
Re: Whores with cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Now Luke quotes her boyfriend saying she's dead. This is weird.
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#229767 - 03/16/07 02:05 PM
Re: Whores with cancer
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Pervert
Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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Maybe it's the personae Sophia Lynn not the individual who portrays Sophia Lynn. Just a fancy way saying she quit the biz.
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#229769 - 03/16/07 02:08 PM
Re: Whores with cancer
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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Maybe it's the personae Sophia Lynn not the individual who portrays Sophia Lynn. Just a fancy way saying she quit the biz.
reminds me a little too much of keiko and her new tits.
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#229772 - 03/16/07 03:06 PM
Re: Whores with cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Yeah, that article on LiB was pretty sparse. For all of you fake cancer whores out there, I suggest using the following "Mad Lib" type of press release. It will work. Drop it on your MySpace account too. Quote:
Dear Friends and Fans of __________________ (whore):
My name is _____________(first name only), I am (whore's) webmaster and longtime friend. It is with sadness I have to announce (whore) was disgnosed with early stage cancer of the ______________________(obscure body part or organ). This came as a great shock to all of us, as (whore) was performing _____________________(degreding sex act) with class up until last week. At this point (whore) is taking it _____________________(cliche). (Whore) has asked me to relay to her fans the desire to beat this insidious disease and get back to her important work soon. We have organized a ________________________(charity event) to help raise funds for her medical expenses. We've also set up a ____________________(online payment service) account that you can send money directly to. For more information, e-mail me at _____@_________.___
For example: Taryn Thomas, Skippy, E.coli Gland, double anal, like a soldier, pornstar "Fear Factor" dunk tank, Paypal, skippy@tarynhasecoli.org
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#229773 - 03/16/07 03:20 PM
Re: Whores with cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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While I'm quite sure there are many girls who are lying for attention, money, sympathy or as an excuse or path out of the business, many of these girls are going to get cancer from HPV if nothing else.
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#229775 - 03/16/07 10:01 PM
Re: Whores with cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Luke's now posted that she is alive. He stops posting at sundown friday for his Sabbath so unless someone else clarifies there will be no more info until sundown saturday.
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#229776 - 03/17/07 12:10 PM
Re: Whores with cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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So do we need to start another thread for Whores Who Faked Their Death?
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#229777 - 03/17/07 12:58 PM
Re: Whores with cancer
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
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So do we need to start another thread for Whores Who Faked Their Death?
Hmmmmm... So far there's Sophia Lynn and Hypatia Lee. I can't think of any others. Not much to start a thread with.
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#229778 - 03/17/07 12:59 PM
Re: Whores with cancer
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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Allegedly, Holly Landis is also still alive and well.
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#229782 - 03/17/07 10:32 PM
Re: Whores with cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Quote:
Dear Friends and Fans of __________________ (whore):
My name is _____________(first name only), I am (whore's) webmaster and longtime friend. It is with sadness I have to announce (whore) was disgnosed with early stage cancer of the ______________________(obscure body part or organ). This came as a great shock to all of us, as (whore) was performing _____________________(degreding sex act) with class up until last week. At this point (whore) is taking it _____________________(cliche). (Whore) has asked me to relay to her fans the desire to beat this insidious disease and get back to her important work soon. We have organized a ________________________(charity event) to help raise funds for her medical expenses. We've also set up a ____________________(online payment service) account that you can send money directly to. For more information, e-mail me at _____@_________.___
Could the charity event be code for "401K", so the whore has some backup drug money after the pains of withdrawal catch up to them? In that case, I recomend PayPal also.
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#229785 - 05/25/07 09:42 AM
Re: Whores with cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Amber Rayne is ill also?  I think the one thing i just kinda wanted to say, especially since this is really the first time i’ve seen it come up, in regards to my cancer situation, is I’m absolutely fine. I underwent chemo for a while, and that was physically and mentally doing me in so to say, so I just opted for absolute removal. (no wee replications of me running around). I do have to go in for periodic check-ups but its been about a couple months under a year from when they pulled it (bad visual there huh?) and i’ve been doing great. My hair is even beginning to get thincker again!!! woohoo. (it didn’t all come out but it certainly thinned quite a bit..bummer). Anyhow, no need to be concerned. I’m certainly not and really looked at it as an annoyance more then anything.
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#229786 - 05/25/07 03:43 PM
Re: Whores with cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I hate you, Renfield, but not enough to wish you dead from cancer.
Yet the cunt in me still makes me type: thanks for sharing.
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#229788 - 05/25/07 03:52 PM
Re: Whores with cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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You broke my heart.
Maybe you should cite where these things come from? Possibly put them in quotation marks? Just a thought.
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#229790 - 05/25/07 04:01 PM
Re: Whores with cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Because you crave attention? Here you have me responding to you. Let's not do this. You know it will only end badly.
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#229794 - 07/01/07 09:58 AM
Re: Whores with cancer
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/18/05
Posts: 285
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I believe Emily Evermoore has cancer. She's very thin as of now.
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#229795 - 07/01/07 11:43 AM
Re: Whores with cancer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I'll wait for the full 20 page feature in AVN before I pass judgment.
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