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#22968 - 04/26/04 02:56 PM why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
bart Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/25/04
Posts: 107
why just run of the mill? why do none of the porno chicks look like a baywatch babe? or even a model of some osrt. there have to be good looking girls that like to get filmed getting shtupped

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#22969 - 04/26/04 03:09 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
whore humiliator Offline
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Registered: 03/04/04
Posts: 122
there are smoking hot porno chicks.

just look around.

And in some cases, performance is everything.

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#22970 - 04/26/04 03:25 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

there are smoking hot porno chicks.

just look around.

And in some cases, performance is everything.




Yeah porn really does have the hottest babes! Maybe they are girls who were too short etc to get a lot of regular modelling work. I think this is because girls have to feel sexy before they'd think of doing porn...

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#22971 - 04/26/04 03:30 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
Red Light Misfit Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 848
Those Baywatch types are busy acting as trophy wives.

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#22972 - 04/26/04 03:33 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
whore humiliator Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/04/04
Posts: 122
whatever gets your rocks off. to tell the truth I'm really not turned on by the old cliched 80s porn chick anymore.

I like the girls that are in it now. They are super hot and porn is getting filthier than ever!

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#22973 - 04/26/04 03:40 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
Red Light Misfit Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 848
I prefer amateur girls myself. I have trouble stroking to porn chicks that look like girls that I can't have.

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#22974 - 04/26/04 03:52 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
whore humiliator Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/04/04
Posts: 122
you can have 'em, just become a porno dick. Move to the valley and have all the fake tits you can handle.

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#22975 - 04/26/04 04:13 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
i think jesse jane was actually on bay watch

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#22976 - 04/26/04 05:12 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

or even a model of some sort.



A hot ass often seems to come with a cold heart.

I have no interest in a girl whose only good point is a pretty face (or boobs, or ass, etc). Give me a fun girl every time.
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#22977 - 04/26/04 05:46 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Bay watch are you kidding me? unless your gay and talking about knight rider hasselhoff, baywatch had some girls that were by no means smoking hot. I see better looking girls everyday than i ever saw on bay watch. Go find my list of the top 10 hot chicks in porn that i would like to do and tell me if any of those girls are not better than any girl ever was on bay watch! Have you seen that Yazmeem bleeth or however she spells that name lately. After all the coke she looks like yaser arafat. Dont get me started on Pan anderson that girl exemplifies white trash. It wouldnt suprise me if she had a double decker trailer with kid rock in detroit rock city.

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#22978 - 04/26/04 05:47 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
Red Light Misfit Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 848
A body of a goddess with an angelic face like Arafat's? Heaven.

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#22979 - 04/26/04 06:42 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Would you think I were if I said Pamela Anderson never really did anything for me? Give me a girl that looks like Kacey or Ashley Blue any day.
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#22980 - 04/26/04 06:49 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

Would you think I were if I said Pamela Anderson never really did anything for me? Give me a girl that looks like Kacey or Ashley Blue any day.




My sentiments exactly, I never got on board the baywatch babe express. Not that I wouldn't bang 'em if offered to but they just look to fake to me- like a living Barbi doll. The same line of thinking goes for runway and mainstream models as well. i just prefer a girl next door type I guess.
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#22981 - 04/26/04 08:25 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
Red Light Misfit Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 848
Once I've seen a porn girl all over the place, I slowly lose interest in her, too. Taylor Rain and Ashley Blue, for instance.

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#22982 - 04/27/04 03:11 AM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I just set two porno chicks on fire for you bart, I ordered a flame thrower as soon as it get here.... many many more smoking hot porn chicks

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#22983 - 04/27/04 03:30 AM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

Would you think I were if I said Pamela Anderson never really did anything for me?




No. We think you´re gay cause you love the cock.

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#22984 - 04/27/04 04:49 AM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Pam Anderson is a fake canteloupe titted buttface cunt whore.

Felix Viscious is a smokin' hot porno chick.
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#22985 - 04/27/04 06:48 AM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
bart Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/25/04
Posts: 107
Quote:

I just set two porno chicks on fire for you bart, I ordered a flame thrower as soon as it get here.... many many more smoking hot porn chicks







great....a burnt out porn chick...you dont see that every day

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#22986 - 04/27/04 12:19 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
The Gape Keeper Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/27/04
Posts: 91
Loc: The Dirty Old West
I say the fake tit Pam Anderson types can eat shit.I like the real looking whores like Ashley Blue and BI Britini I mean shit how can 100-130 pound whores getting degraded and pounded with multiple cocks not be hot? Besides I notice a zit on whores ass before her face get it ?
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#22987 - 04/27/04 12:29 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...

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#22988 - 04/27/04 08:06 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
Red Light Misfit Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 848
Is that the chick from Joe Dirt?

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#22989 - 04/27/04 08:10 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Hey Smartt, who is that chick? and what happened to that "chicken" you had as an avatar?
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#22990 - 04/27/04 08:37 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Hey Smartt, who is that chick? and what happened to that "chicken" you had as an avatar?



I like the new one better. Makes one think of 70s porn studs.
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#22991 - 04/27/04 08:39 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

Hey Smartt, who is that chick?




Catherine Zeta Jones.

I think.

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#22992 - 05/03/04 01:55 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
bart Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/25/04
Posts: 107
Quote:

Quote:

Hey Smartt, who is that chick?




Catherine Zeta Jones.

I think.






she must have aged 50 years then

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#22993 - 05/03/04 08:54 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
Love 80's Porn Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/14/03
Posts: 449
The real HOT one's like Alexandria Quinn, Alyssa Love, JR Carrington, Jeanna Fine etc. have quit

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#22994 - 05/05/04 06:08 AM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
xxx_fan Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/11/04
Posts: 40
Quote:

Would you think I were if I said Pamela Anderson never really did anything for me? Give me a girl that looks like Kacey or Ashley Blue any day.




Same here m8, Pam Anderson isnt sexy anymore. She was gorgeous when she first did playboy but since she got all that work done she looks like a freak.

Kacey on the other hand is stunning, she always seems so shy in all the movies I have seen her in. Put a cock in front of her and she turns into a complete whore, just the sort of women I love.

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#22995 - 05/05/04 11:03 AM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
Frankie5Angels Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 05/04/04
Posts: 49
Loc: USA
Quote:

Quote:

Hey Smartt, who is that chick?




Catherine Zeta Jones.

I think.



No way it's CZJ, It does look more like the chick from Joe Dirt.

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#22996 - 05/05/04 11:06 AM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Looks like J Lo to me she never wears underwear.

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#22997 - 05/05/04 11:21 AM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
Frankie5Angels Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 05/04/04
Posts: 49
Loc: USA
Quote:

Looks like J Lo to me she never wears underwear.




If it gave us a better look at her ass we could tell if it was Jlo or not. Upon further review it might not even be a celeb. Maybe just some chick who forgot her drawers.

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#22998 - 05/05/04 12:04 PM Re: why are there no smoking hot porno chicks?
Red Light Misfit Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 848
I'm telling you, it's the girl from Joe Dirt. She's pretty hot.

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