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#229555 - 03/15/07 08:29 PM
Windsock?!?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Where is he? He hasn't posted since I got back. Totally MIA. There were rumors that he was someone else on the gardening site, but that was not confirmed. Did he have to give up his internet and/or pc to pay for the new car/insurance?? Is he off stalking Cherry Poppins? Or did DNA from the accident scene lead the police to link him with his alter-ego and the vehicular homicide charge/warrant? WINDY!!!! Oh WINDY!!! 
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#229556 - 03/15/07 08:40 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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#229557 - 03/16/07 07:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Yeah. I guess I thought he wasn't serious.
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#229559 - 03/16/07 09:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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#229560 - 03/16/07 01:04 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Let me go on record by saying that I believe Darth is the newest iteration of Windsock/Simp/COAH - clearly a new direction for the author, but that's OK, the last character was too played out (although Big Moose shares some attributes).
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#229561 - 03/16/07 01:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I think he's gone. I don't think he's Darth. If "DeBarge" and "Corky" corresponded with him while they were arranging to send him money I think they'd agree with me.
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#229562 - 03/16/07 01:45 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Darth's too coherent, and doesn't have the drunken spelling mistakes. Also, Darth's obsessed with Jules Jordan, not Cherry Poppins. And Darth, at least from what he says, lives in LA, not Ohio.
I do believe he's coming back, in a new incarnation. I think he's going to lay low for a while first, though.
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#229563 - 03/16/07 01:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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I PM'd him a few hours ago, but haven't heard anything back. I'm sure he'll return at some point, possibly in a new guise, possibly not. I have no special knowledge. Maybe I should've sent more money?  I don't think he's posting under another name, but I could be wrong. So far, none of the new posters have his unique sentence structure or (no offence guys) his vocabulary. And he can't resist using Graemlins, remember. They're like heroin soaked in 20 year old Glenmorangie to him. 
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#229569 - 03/16/07 04:41 PM
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#229570 - 03/16/07 04:46 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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#229571 - 03/16/07 05:11 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/29/06
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I hope you're right about Windsock, he's good people.
Twisted, but good. 
I am going to use Windsocks wrecked motorcar as my screensaver at work for a week in mourning. When someone asks about it I will just laugh. If someone recognizes it I will laugh unconrollably and buy that person a beverage.
 
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#229572 - 03/16/07 05:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Windsock is sending me the smashed VW logo from his Jetta next week. I may have it re-chromed and wear it old skool for the mourning period.
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#229577 - 03/16/07 07:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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Big Moose == Windsock no?
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#229578 - 03/16/07 08:01 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Big Moose == Windsock no?
I don't think so, Zenman. Again, too coherent and well spelled. And no Graemlins. When he comes again, in his new guise, you'll be able to see the telltale signs.
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#229582 - 03/16/07 08:30 PM
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lmao King.. I've never laughed so hard at being wrong..  I stand corrected.
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#229584 - 03/16/07 08:41 PM
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Fucken jamesn and the recycling bin..lol Also.... I think its pretty apparent that Windy was just being facetious in the thread that King. pointed out. Loopnode is strangely silent on the absence of our little friend.  .
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#229587 - 03/16/07 09:19 PM
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Lmao...
Like RD said...how do these classics only merit 2 or 3 responses?
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#229588 - 03/16/07 09:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Lmao...
Like RD said...how do these classics only merit 2 or 3 responses?
Probably because over time we learned that he wouldn't engage in a give and take exchange in a thread on the board. He posted what he posted because he needed to get it out and off of his mind- not because he wanted to converse about it debarge or fatman style.
He was a great fellow in pm's and I never experienced the homomessages King seems to have received. Maybe King sends off "signals" that attract that sort of thing.
He told me he's only posted as simp, cumalloverher and windsock and dishonesty doesn't seem to be his m.o.
I'm going to miss the fucker- I kinda viewed him as a drinking buddy.
Here's to Travis:
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#229591 - 03/16/07 09:59 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Whoa, didja hear that, Sock m'boy? Even Fatman doesn't get that kind of treatment from Ceara. This kind of offer doesn't come around every day, so take it, my brother. Take it.
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#229593 - 03/16/07 11:23 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
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i always knew louZer was a faggot
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#229594 - 03/16/07 11:48 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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showerbitch
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#229595 - 03/17/07 08:44 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/23/06
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i 'aint the one. can your imaginations truly not allow for two different people with mildly similar sensibilities? 
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#229596 - 03/17/07 11:54 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/29/06
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i 'aint the one. can your imaginations truly not allow for two different people with mildly similar sensibilities?
If I were you I would lie and claim the free BJ from Ceara
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#229597 - 03/17/07 01:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I used to get both bj & $$$ requests from him from time to time, so as did King, I thought pretty much everyone did.
I enjoyed this incarnation of his persona. It was over-the-top humor with angst.
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#229598 - 03/17/07 01:24 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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#229600 - 03/17/07 04:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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It's weird. Burg, Ceara and I all threw some green at 'sock and he booked. Normally, that only happens with those gypsy bands in low rent Italian restaurants.
Was Windsock more valuable to XPT than Smelly Monkey? That is the question which will torment philosophers for years to come.
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#229601 - 03/17/07 04:44 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Well, if indeed he was Smartt on the Gardening Troll project, he's still among the living. He posted there yesterday. So that's encouraging, at least.
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#229602 - 03/17/07 05:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
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From the lawn thread, and you have to imagine that this is Windsock in action, don't you? Here's the latest from "Smartt": "It is unfortunate that the inter-nets provide a vehicle for such obvious abuse and wastes the time of good people just trying to help others. I would like to distance myself from that lecherous link and state openly that even though I may have registered on the same day as Kronky I am in no way an advocate of such behaviour nor do I support such websites. It's a shame, really." The noive! The noive I tells ya! 
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#229603 - 03/17/07 05:49 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Yeah, I have no doubt. Even without the drunken misspellings, that's his cadance and sentence structure. It's him.
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