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Every time I read a reference to legalizing prostitution I wonder how long it would take for some smart bastard to package and franchise it. Corporate would recruit the whores- ship them off to whore school in Kansas. Straighten out the dental and front them the tit jobs, hair dye and extensions. They'd be shipped out by the busloads to franchisees in all corners of the country.

McWhores

i can just see the advertising for this:

"Aunt Flo's Hooker College: Not Just A Blow JOB, A Blow CAREER!"
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