i might have an entirely different view of things if i lived in amsterdam or whatnot. when weighed against the potential to end up in the back of a cruiser knowing you're going to be the proverbial disgraced white guy from the white side of town and that taint's never going away any laziness i might have about going through legal avenues to get laid seems to vanish. maybe i've had some kind of charmed life, but just finding chicks isn't such an onerous task.

there's also no fucking way i'm giving any agency the kind of information about where i work, my permanent residence or my credit card number.

the second they go down, they're handing that shit over to vice or selling it because the press never gets tired of hooker lists with charlie sheen's name on them. i'll pass on having mine dissemenated. escort agencies have no business accruing the kind of info equifax does on me, you'd think envelopes of cash would still mean something when you want to do something illegal.

i understand hookers end up dead, but is it really ones that someone paid over 5k for in advance and met away from the wife and kids at a westin or four seasons? you can't help but realizing you're on their eyes in the sky in every part of a nice hotel save for your room. you're not bringing/leaving a body there anywhere without a neat murder-one case made against you.

it's not going to stop undercovers when your time is up and they decide to bend some rules-they'll eventually get past those kind of checks. when it's time to move, they'll figure out how to get the rules changed on you screaming you're a rico issue and need a different level of monitoring. or they'll just lie and it's a hookers word vs. some 20-year vet who just helped break up a violent gang.

those background checks are just going to ruin a lot of customer's lives when someone thinks the agency owner isn't paying enough taxes. fuck that.