Are we including porn chicks?

Never been with a hooker, but my all time worst experience would've been years ago when I had to pick up a camera as a favor. It was a bg shot in a seedy motel with a really skanky ho. My friend, who begged me to shoot it, banged this girl every which way and then did her in the ass doggy style. He pulled out, popped and then wiped his shitty dick on a towel. The room stank of anal sex and the chick turned to me as I was packing the camera away, her ass still in the air, brown lube smeared on it and asked if I wanted to go next.

"TAXI!"