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I've always wanted to pick up the common street walker kind...maybe the kind that costs $40, but just have her do some simple household chores. A half-hour of vacuuming or maybe just strip and let me photograph her playing Legos naked. Is this possible?

Burg or any hooker addicts out there, would I get yelled at (other than probably robbed) or is money money?




*tweeet tweeet* Burg Blows whistle, throws flags....

Ok, I AM NOT A HOOKER addict (I have plenty of other addictions), and I DEFINITELY do not mess around with 40 dollar streetwalkers. WTF?

Yes Baby Gia, someone as even keel and outwardly refined as yourself would definitely get fucking robbed by typical LA Streetwalkers and probably have a Walmart Plunger rammed up your ass to boot (Little do they know that you might actually enjoy that part, but still, intent is 90% of the crime and they would INTEND to hurt you via Anal Plunge ...) As for myself, I too would be fucking rolled and robbed by street urchins with "some teeth" and Walgreens' bags full of Microwave popcorn and Cornchips. They would dump my ass in in the gutter and scoot off with my wheelchair, wallet, 200 bucks in cash, 4 credit and 2 ATM cards, a spare house key, and various personal documents. If they were really on the ball and sadistic, they would also yank the 3000 dollar hearing aid out of my ear. Gen Padova would get a chuckle out of that....

No, What Gia should do if she wants naked whores to vacuum her kitchen or Play Legos with her first thing in the morning, is she should spring for the 250 bucks an hour and Buy the services of Nude Housekeepers. This is a thoroughly UNDERRATED and FUN form of sexually deviant entertainment, one which I used to use periodically back when I lived in San Jose several years ago. My company at the time paid for my Condo and certain monthly allowances which included a modest amount for housekeeping. Since I am a NEAT freak, I am always clean anyway, so once a month I would splurge and have a couple NUDE maids over to prance around my pad and flash their pussies and tits at me all morning. I never fucked them, although on a couple occassions it was made known to me that it was "OK" if I wanted to whack off while they worked, and that they would "accomodate my efforts to do so by lingering within a few feet of me to ensure the floor around where I was sitting was ESPECIALLY CLEAN". So long as I graciously included a nice tip afterwards...as hott as the situation sometimes became, I never did that, I was too shy I guess, plus I didnt want the "maid" to have to clean up my jizz puddle later on. Hey, afterall I had to live there!

So Baby Gia, perhaps you should spring for a totally HOT Lego Playmate and see what the two of you can Build together. I would be curious as to what quantity of Lego pieces could be accomodated up a chick's ass?
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