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#229236 - 03/14/07 10:56 PM i have never fucked a hooker
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
nor do i plan on ever doing it. in my naivety i always assumed most people in the world were in the same boat, but after a few illuminating discussions with drunk people and all the hooker talk here lately it's becoming apparent this is not the case. so i figured, poll time:


first person to say "everytime you have sex with a girl you're paying in some way, so what's the difference" is a walking cliche and should just end it now.

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#229237 - 03/14/07 11:01 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
never been with a hooker and never been to a strip club. go figure.
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#229238 - 03/14/07 11:06 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
Quote:

never been with a hooker and never been to a strip club. go figure.



Really? I can see never having been with a hooker, but you've never been to a strip club? Not that there's anything wrong with that. Just unusual, that's all.
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#229239 - 03/14/07 11:07 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

never been with a hooker and never been to a strip club. go figure.



you'd crack if quinne was legs spread in front of you asking for tree fiddy though

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#229240 - 03/14/07 11:13 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Never been with a hooker and never will. I've been to strip clubs though, and they make me uncomfortable. I prefer to exchange money for sex in less obvious ways, I guess.

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#229241 - 03/14/07 11:16 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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you've never been to a strip club? Not that there's anything wrong with that. Just unusual, that's all.




i've never been to a strip club. i was once at a dodgy pub (that was later shut down for using illegal immigrants as forced sex workers) and they had a stripper- allegedly "miss nude 1999" or some shit- working there freelance. before she got naked she went round to every table with a hat, essentially begging for change. at first we thought she couldn't afford a cab, so we all chucked in like a buck each. eventually she must have acquired an adequate amount- considering there was possibly 20 people in the bar, that amount was probably $40 or so- and stripped for the pub. most patrons were more annoyed that the bartended turned the footy off whilst she performed than they were interested in her work. afterwards she handed out her card to everyone.

horrendous night all round, really.


Edited by Eddie Normous (03/14/07 11:18 PM)

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#229242 - 03/14/07 11:17 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
no. to each their own but paying for sex would make me feel really "weird" for lack of a better word.

if you want to have sex it's not impossible to find someone who wants to have sex with you. i can't claim to be familiar with a lot of expensive escorts, but i've found there are girls as pretty/prettier than porn chicks/escorts who like having sex.

if you're horny/lazy/blood is coming out of your favorite vagina this week masturbation can pinch-hit. it's a lot cheaper,more immediate and less likely to give you herpes or an embarassing arrest record.
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#229243 - 03/14/07 11:19 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:

never been with a hooker and never been to a strip club. go figure.



Really? I can see never having been with a hooker, but you've never been to a strip club? Not that there's anything wrong with that. Just unusual, that's all.




Yeah, I know, it's odd. For the most part my friends and I prefer to burn our time and money at the casinos. I've never avoided strip clubs but knowing it's the girl's job and their only interest is milking guys for money is enough of a deterrent for me to lose interest. At least with a civilian gold digger there's a glimmer of hope. But to each his own, of course.
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#229244 - 03/14/07 11:20 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:

never been with a hooker and never been to a strip club. go figure.



you'd crack if quinne was legs spread in front of you asking for tree fiddy though




that's a dilemma I'd like to be confronted with
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#229245 - 03/14/07 11:29 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
I don't think I've been to a strip club since the mid '90s. Back when I was cooking in this steak house. Every Friday, we'd pick up our checks at 3:00, cash 'em and head over for a few beers and the show at this place, who's name escapes me at the moment, before heading back to work by 5:00. But not since then. There are better ways to waste your money.
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#229246 - 03/15/07 12:09 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
faceblaster Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Loc: watching Bad Ronald
You don't pay a hooker for sex. You pay her for shutting up and leaving after.
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#229247 - 03/15/07 12:38 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

have you fucked a hooker?





Nope. It's sinful behavior, you'll burn.

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#229248 - 03/15/07 12:47 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I've always wanted to pick up the common street walker kind...maybe the kind that costs $40, but just have her do some simple household chores. A half-hour of vacuuming or maybe just strip and let me photograph her playing Legos naked. Is this possible?

Burg or any hooker addicts out there, would I get yelled at (other than probably robbed) or is money money?
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#229249 - 03/15/07 12:48 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Never had a hooker. Likely never will. But, it's more out of fear of STDs and a record than anything else. If it was legal, the girls had daily up-to-date AIM-type certificates that somehow include herpes, were young and hot, and very reasonably priced ... who knows??

BUT:

Everytime you have sex with a girl you're paying in some way, so what's the difference!

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#229250 - 03/15/07 01:54 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
TMonty Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
Never been with a hooker. And, I have no plans of doing so either. I've been to a strip club once, but this experience was enough to convince me not to repeat it.

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#229251 - 03/15/07 02:13 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I've always wanted to pick up the common street walker kind...maybe the kind that costs $40, but just have her do some simple household chores. A half-hour of vacuuming or maybe just strip and let me photograph her playing Legos naked. Is this possible?

Burg or any hooker addicts out there, would I get yelled at (other than probably robbed) or is money money?





*tweeet tweeet* Burg Blows whistle, throws flags....

Ok, I AM NOT A HOOKER addict (I have plenty of other addictions), and I DEFINITELY do not mess around with 40 dollar streetwalkers. WTF?

Yes Baby Gia, someone as even keel and outwardly refined as yourself would definitely get fucking robbed by typical LA Streetwalkers and probably have a Walmart Plunger rammed up your ass to boot (Little do they know that you might actually enjoy that part, but still, intent is 90% of the crime and they would INTEND to hurt you via Anal Plunge ...) As for myself, I too would be fucking rolled and robbed by street urchins with "some teeth" and Walgreens' bags full of Microwave popcorn and Cornchips. They would dump my ass in in the gutter and scoot off with my wheelchair, wallet, 200 bucks in cash, 4 credit and 2 ATM cards, a spare house key, and various personal documents. If they were really on the ball and sadistic, they would also yank the 3000 dollar hearing aid out of my ear. Gen Padova would get a chuckle out of that....

No, What Gia should do if she wants naked whores to vacuum her kitchen or Play Legos with her first thing in the morning, is she should spring for the 250 bucks an hour and Buy the services of Nude Housekeepers. This is a thoroughly UNDERRATED and FUN form of sexually deviant entertainment, one which I used to use periodically back when I lived in San Jose several years ago. My company at the time paid for my Condo and certain monthly allowances which included a modest amount for housekeeping. Since I am a NEAT freak, I am always clean anyway, so once a month I would splurge and have a couple NUDE maids over to prance around my pad and flash their pussies and tits at me all morning. I never fucked them, although on a couple occassions it was made known to me that it was "OK" if I wanted to whack off while they worked, and that they would "accomodate my efforts to do so by lingering within a few feet of me to ensure the floor around where I was sitting was ESPECIALLY CLEAN". So long as I graciously included a nice tip afterwards...as hott as the situation sometimes became, I never did that, I was too shy I guess, plus I didnt want the "maid" to have to clean up my jizz puddle later on. Hey, afterall I had to live there!

So Baby Gia, perhaps you should spring for a totally HOT Lego Playmate and see what the two of you can Build together. I would be curious as to what quantity of Lego pieces could be accomodated up a chick's ass?
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#229252 - 03/15/07 02:26 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
Calvin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Well, there are "hookers" and there are "hookers".

I've never picked up a streetwalker or called someone from craigslist or one of those escort ads in the city paper.

However, I've been around strippers enough (was married to one for six years) to eventually start getting offers to "help them make some extra cash".

This works pretty well. No pimps or cops in the equation, I know them well enough to know which substances they are abusing, and yet you still get the benefit of knowing they will go home afterward and not expect flowers or a phone call. You can discriminate between the ones that fuck anyone who pays for an extra couch dance and the ones that are sick of not making enough money and heard that Calvin is usually up for something and won't store their dismembered body in his basement when he is finished.

In some cases, the relationship has transitioned to "fuck buddy", which is cheaper but then you have to wait until they really want to fuck instead of knowing that every time a bill is due you will get a phone call asking if you can "help them out"
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#229253 - 03/15/07 02:40 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
anthropophobiac Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/06
Posts: 173
Loc: In front of my monitor...
I have never paid for sex, and I never will. For two reasons:

1. I'm caught up in a "no sex without love" ideology. Most men laugh about me behind my back because of that. Some women go: "that's so romantic" and sigh...

2. I'm germophobic as hell, afraid of STDs, fungal diseases and body fluids in general. Yuck! I would probably die if had to endure a lapdance. If someone I don't know accidently touches me, I go crazy.

Been to a strip club. It was sad. Bored, disgusted, hard-looking women going through their standard list of "sexy moves". Painful to watch. I felt sorry for the ladies, but not sorry enough to support the continuation of their lifestyle with my money. Got up and left. End of strip club experience.
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#229254 - 03/15/07 03:01 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Not to be nosy here, or anything otherwise negative, but when someone uses "hookers" and "Lego" in the same post, you gotta move, brother.

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#229255 - 03/15/07 03:20 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

You don't pay a hooker for sex. You pay her for shutting up and leaving after.




'I don't pay them to come. I pay them to leave.'

-Don Simpson, movie producer and role model.

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#229256 - 03/15/07 04:17 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Are we including porn chicks?

Never been with a hooker, but my all time worst experience would've been years ago when I had to pick up a camera as a favor. It was a bg shot in a seedy motel with a really skanky ho. My friend, who begged me to shoot it, banged this girl every which way and then did her in the ass doggy style. He pulled out, popped and then wiped his shitty dick on a towel. The room stank of anal sex and the chick turned to me as I was packing the camera away, her ass still in the air, brown lube smeared on it and asked if I wanted to go next.

"TAXI!"
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#229257 - 03/15/07 05:11 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
ChairmanMiaow Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/09/06
Posts: 70
If it flies, floats or fornicates, always rent it — it’s cheaper in the long run.

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#229258 - 03/15/07 05:55 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
If I was ever in a position where I needed a hooker to get sex, I'd much rather blow my brains out, Private Pyle style.






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#229259 - 03/15/07 08:56 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I have never picked up a street walker, but have engaged an escort on a few occasions. I have found that intimate contact with a young woman, uncluttered by the complications of a personal relationship, can be quite satisfying, especially when you are between girlfriends.

Judge me morally if you like, but I have always leaned towards the notion that men, who have never hired a prostitute, were missing out on a rite of passage to manhood, like shooting your first deer or driving a car for the first time.

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#229260 - 03/15/07 09:03 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

like shooting your first deer or driving a car for the first time.




You could knock out all three if you drove down the street for a date with Daisy Duxx.

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#229261 - 03/15/07 09:33 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

men, who have never hired a prostitute, were missing out on a rite of passage to manhood




... or missing out on AIDS, syphilis, herpes, etc. No thanks, I'd rather fuck a friend with benefits ANY day over some piece of trash whore. I believe that everyone's free to do what they want, as long as they're not hurting anyone, but paying for sex is pretty pathetic. Just one man's opinion.



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#229262 - 03/15/07 09:49 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

men, who have never hired a prostitute, were missing out on a rite of passage to manhood




... or missing out on AIDS, syphilis, herpes, etc. No thanks, I'd rather fuck a friend with benefits ANY day over some piece of trash whore. I believe that everyone's free to do what they want, as long as they're not hurting anyone, but paying for sex is pretty pathetic. Just one man's opinion.








or less than a mans opinion as the case may be

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#229263 - 03/15/07 09:54 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

men, who have never hired a prostitute, were missing out on a rite of passage to manhood




... or missing out on AIDS, syphilis, herpes, etc. No thanks, I'd rather fuck a friend with benefits ANY day over some piece of trash whore. I believe that everyone's free to do what they want, as long as they're not hurting anyone, but paying for sex is pretty pathetic. Just one man's opinion.








or less than a mans opinion as the case may be




Lol, call me what you want, but I'm not the one buying sex homeboy.

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#229264 - 03/15/07 09:58 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

I have never picked up a street walker, but have engaged an escort on a few occasions. I have found that intimate contact with a young woman, uncluttered by the complications of a personal relationship, can be quite satisfying, especially when you are between girlfriends.

Judge me morally if you like, but I have always leaned towards the notion that men, who have never hired a prostitute, were missing out on a rite of passage to manhood, like shooting your first deer or driving a car for the first time.






It's interesting that on a porn board, most people look down on folks who pay for play, while on hooker review boards, they get all agitated about escorts that do porn (primarily because it's condom free).

In Canada it's not illegal (there are some rules, however) widely available, reasonably inexpensive and generally safe (hey you want bareback anal, that's a different story).

It may be a difference of degree only, but fucking a crackwhore streetwalker for $40 in your car is not the same thing as getting a blow job after a massage from a college student in one of the dozens (and dozens) of massage parlours in the greater vancouver area.

Propositioning streetwalkers (in Vancouver) is just stupid and desperate, and might get you pinched by an undercover cop (one of those exceptions I alluded to earlier).

Here's a link to one of Vancouver's more upscale agencies. There are very few porn girls as attractive as the least attractive girl on this site. Let me know if you need hotel recommendations too.

www.carmanfox.com


Edited by soopergrizz (03/15/07 09:58 AM)
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#229265 - 03/15/07 10:11 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


Lol, call me what you want, but I'm not the one buying sex homeboy.





If you're buying any porn at all, then yes you are. Your just not big enough to do it in the flesh, man-child.

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#229266 - 03/15/07 10:27 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:


Lol, call me what you want, but I'm not the one buying sex homeboy.





If you're buying any porn at all, then yes you are. Your just not big enough to do it in the flesh, man-child.




I beg to differ, buying porn has absolutely nothing to do with paying a skank whore to service you. It's your own problem that you have to pay to get your rocks off.

Here's an idea, work on your social skills, clean yourself up a little, get away from your computer for awhile, and interact with ACTUAL women (ie: not the ones on your tv) Maybe then you can get pussy without throwing money at it.

Feel free to PM me if you need some pointers... follow my advice, and someday you can be a functioning member of society too! We're all rooting for you!
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#229267 - 03/15/07 10:32 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i might have an entirely different view of things if i lived in amsterdam or whatnot. when weighed against the potential to end up in the back of a cruiser knowing you're going to be the proverbial disgraced white guy from the white side of town and that taint's never going away any laziness i might have about going through legal avenues to get laid seems to vanish. maybe i've had some kind of charmed life, but just finding chicks isn't such an onerous task.

there's also no fucking way i'm giving any agency the kind of information about where i work, my permanent residence or my credit card number.

the second they go down, they're handing that shit over to vice or selling it because the press never gets tired of hooker lists with charlie sheen's name on them. i'll pass on having mine dissemenated. escort agencies have no business accruing the kind of info equifax does on me, you'd think envelopes of cash would still mean something when you want to do something illegal.

i understand hookers end up dead, but is it really ones that someone paid over 5k for in advance and met away from the wife and kids at a westin or four seasons? you can't help but realizing you're on their eyes in the sky in every part of a nice hotel save for your room. you're not bringing/leaving a body there anywhere without a neat murder-one case made against you.

it's not going to stop undercovers when your time is up and they decide to bend some rules-they'll eventually get past those kind of checks. when it's time to move, they'll figure out how to get the rules changed on you screaming you're a rico issue and need a different level of monitoring. or they'll just lie and it's a hookers word vs. some 20-year vet who just helped break up a violent gang.

those background checks are just going to ruin a lot of customer's lives when someone thinks the agency owner isn't paying enough taxes. fuck that.
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#229268 - 03/15/07 10:37 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

those background checks are just going to ruin a lot of customer's lives when someone thinks the agency owner isn't paying enough taxes. fuck that.




I agree 100%, which is why background checks are unheard of in Canada (where it isn't illegal in the first place).
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#229269 - 03/15/07 10:37 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I beg to differ, buying porn has absolutely nothing to do with paying a skank whore to service you. It's your own problem that you have to pay to get your rocks off.

Here's an idea, work on your social skills, clean yourself up a little, get away from your computer for awhile, and interact with ACTUAL women (ie: not the ones on your tv) Maybe then you can get pussy without throwing money at it.

Feel free to PM me if you need some pointers... follow my advice, and someday you can be a functioning member of society too! We're all rooting for you!




porn = prostitution by proxy

If you have a moral aversion to prostitution, you're being a complete hypocrite purchasing porn. As for diseases they have this device out now called a condom, it's quite effective, I recommend you put one over your face and asphyxiate.

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#229270 - 03/15/07 11:05 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:


I beg to differ, buying porn has absolutely nothing to do with paying a skank whore to service you. It's your own problem that you have to pay to get your rocks off.

Here's an idea, work on your social skills, clean yourself up a little, get away from your computer for awhile, and interact with ACTUAL women (ie: not the ones on your tv) Maybe then you can get pussy without throwing money at it.

Feel free to PM me if you need some pointers... follow my advice, and someday you can be a functioning member of society too! We're all rooting for you!




porn = prostitution by proxy

If you have a moral aversion to prostitution, you're being a complete hypocrite purchasing porn. As for diseases they have this device out now called a condom, it's quite effective, I recommend you put one over your face and asphyxiate.




I think you need to re-read what I wrote instead of trying to put words in my mouth. I have no moral stance on the subject.

Quote:

I believe that everyone's free to do what they want, as long as they're not hurting anyone, but paying for sex is pretty pathetic. Just one man's opinion.




I'm all for legalizing prostitution, all I'm saying is, anyone who's not hideously deformed should be able to get laid without money changing hands. Luckily, they'll always be two-dollar whores for you put your diseased hands on.
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#229271 - 03/15/07 11:12 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


porn = prostitution by proxy





I think you need to re-read what I wrote. You're engaging in a form of prostitution yourself, you're just not man enough to do it in person. Just saying. As far as $2 dollar whores go, I think you should leave your family out of this.

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#229272 - 03/15/07 11:53 AM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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porn = prostitution by proxy





I think you need to re-read what I wrote. You're engaging in a form of prostitution yourself, you're just not man enough to do it in person. Just saying. As far as $2 dollar whores go, I think you should leave your family out of this.




Nice try, but not quite... I didn't pay the girls in the movies to fuck me, I just bought the DVD. All the people in the pornos I own are essentially prostitutes, but that doesn't make me the John, because I personally am not having sex with them.

If you're talking about a broad use of the word "prostitution", then I'm guilty because Sharon Stone flashed her poonaner in Basic Instinct, among many other movies I own that have nudity.

You, on the other hand, HAVE paid for sex because you can't get it anywhere else, which is why you're a pathetic waste of skin. I'm not "man enough" to hand a bitch money for a bj? C'mon, get real dude, any asshole can do that. I can get pussy whenever I want without paying anyone, that man enough for you, fucko?



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#229273 - 03/15/07 12:13 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
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some of the people i know who've paid for sex aren't doing it out of desperation. i've got a friend who is admittedly freakishly-attractive, well-off and has an authentic eton affectation chicks love. every now and then, he just stops dating for a few months and goes on a hooker binge then re-acclimates.

it's got absolutely nothing to do with ability to get laid for the guy, it's some weird polaric-vacillation between wanting to be in love and giving up on the concept that happens yearly.
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#229274 - 03/15/07 12:17 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
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I had a friend in high school who looked a little old for his age who frequented hookers at least once a week. He was otherwise a normal high school junior/senior who didn't seem to be socially broken in any way.

He said he liked sex but didn't like all the other bullshit involved in a relationship.

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#229275 - 03/15/07 12:29 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
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This vod guy is stupid. It's as simple as this. I doesn't matter how you get the pussy. In the long run, you're still paying for it. Dinners, gifts, expenses, etc. for a girlfriend/wife or you can cut the bullshit and fuck a prostie, no strings attached.
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#229276 - 03/15/07 12:33 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
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Nice try, but not quite... I didn't pay the girls in the movies to fuck me, I just bought the DVD. All the people in the pornos I own are essentially prostitutes, but that doesn't make me the John, because I personally am not having sex with them.




But you did pay the girls to fuck someone else, just because you get off on watching only doesn’t mean you haven’t hired a prostitute. Prostitution by proxy.

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You, on the other hand, HAVE paid for sex because you can't get it anywhere else, which is why you're a pathetic waste of skin.




Lol. Where exactly did I say that? Putting words into my mouth? There you go moralizing. If it wasn’t such a sensitive issue for you, you wouldn’t be on the attack like this. Your Moral Majority bumper sticker awaits you, numb nuts.

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I can get pussy whenever I want without paying anyone, that man enough for you, fucko?




Is that why you buy so much porn? Oh, oh I forgot you have to have a relationship before you have sex. Do you take your hand out, buy it dinner, and then whisper sweet nothings into your fingernails? I may pay every once in a while to fuck a woman, but it sure beats paying just to fuck my own hand.

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#229277 - 03/15/07 12:37 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
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some of the people i know who've paid for sex aren't doing it out of desperation. i've got a friend who is admittedly freakishly-attractive, well-off and has an authentic eton affectation chicks love. every now and then, he just stops dating for a few months and goes on a hooker binge then re-acclimates.

it's got absolutely nothing to do with ability to get laid for the guy, it's some weird polaric-vacillation between wanting to be in love and giving up on the concept that happens yearly.




I see what you're saying. Different people get off on different things, some people dig hookers, which is cool. In my own situation, I never personally saw the attraction or the need. Just like I don't see the attraction in scat porn.... because I wouldn't watch or do something myself, doesn't mean I'm necessarily against it.

To each their own as long as all parties consent, and no one's doing anything against their will. Although the situation for your friend seems like it's just something fun for him to do, or treat himself to, I seriously doubt that the majority of "Johns" have that same mindset. Then again, it's hard to say considering most people who pay for sex prefer to stay anonymous.


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#229278 - 03/15/07 12:54 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
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Hav2- A couple of things...

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I have never picked up a street walker, but have engaged an escort on a few occasions.




This is where you said you paid for sex, I'm not putting words in your mouth.

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Is that why you buy so much porn?




I bought 1 porn in my entire life when I was 15, everything else I've gotten for free from studios. How does that rate on the "buying sex" chart?

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Oh, oh I forgot you have to have a relationship before you have sex.




This one goes to BIFF as well, you fellas ever hear of "friends with benefits"? Don't either of you hang out with any good looking, non-porn whores, or go to bars? All I'm saying is that I don't see the need to give a bitch money to get sex, that's all. I'm not by any means passing judgement, or saying there's any need for a relationship first, I'm just saying that there are other ways of "fucking for the sake of fucking" that don't involve having to pay.


One last thing, you never responded to my example of Basic Instinct, or any mainstream movies with nudity, technically I'm paying to see them nude as well, so I guess I'm technically "paying" for sex, correct?
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#229279 - 03/15/07 01:21 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
have2cit Offline
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This is where you said you paid for sex, I'm not putting words in your mouth.




Mr. Moral Majority, you said I get nothing but. Why don’t you reread your own garbage.

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I bought 1 porn in my entire life when I was 15, everything else I've gotten for free from studios. How does that rate on the "buying sex" chart?




You get it free from the industry studios? That means you work in and or around the porn industry itself? You still don’t think you have anything to do with prostitution, even though you make a living from them?

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This one goes to BIFF as well, you fellas ever hear of "friends with benefits"? Don't either of you hang out with any good looking, non-porn whores, or go to bars?




So you hang around non porn whores but don’t pay for sex *cough bullshit cough*.

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I'm not by any means passing judgement, or saying there's any need for a relationship first, I'm just saying that there are other ways of "fucking for the sake of fucking" that don't involve having to pay.




When you claim to be superior to someone morally, that by definition is passing judgment.

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One last thing, you never responded to my example of Basic Instinct, or any mainstream movies with nudity, technically I'm paying to see them nude as well, so I guess I'm technically "paying" for sex, correct?




That’s because it is totally irrelevant, much like you. People pay porners to perform sex on screen, people pay actors to pretend to have sex on screen. The difference lies somewhere between the worlds of make believe and reality, I don’t really expect you to grasp the difference.

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#229280 - 03/15/07 01:39 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
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Never been with a prostitute, and more than likely never will.

I like strip clubs a little bit too much though, ask any of my friends. Never had any offers like Calvin mentioned, though, but then again I have horrible luck with women and probably would not take any up on the offer if they did.
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#229281 - 03/15/07 01:59 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
Conky Offline
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Just because I've never paid for it, doesn't mean I look down on anyone who does. I know way too many hookers and working in the biz means *I have absolutely no right to judge anyone else's sexuality, whether they're straight, gay, bi or just like fingers in their ass.

Besides, I sometimes find myself looking at hott Asian hookers and thinking maybe I should buy myself something nice some time.

Nothing wrong with paying for sex. Like Biff says, we all eventually do, anyway. And the reality is you're probably statistically more likely to pick up an STD from a porn chick than you are an expensive call girl these days.

This is an interesting thread though, if you want to really get into what separates a performer from a hooker, particularly at the lower end of the gonzo ladder.

(*I may not judge, but I fully reserve the right to mock)


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#229282 - 03/15/07 02:03 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
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getting a blow job after a massage from a college student in one of the dozens (and dozens) of massage parlours in the greater vancouver area.

www.carmanfox.com




God Bless Madame Cleo's too. Their shift change line-up is better than any porn agency roster in sfv.
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#229283 - 03/15/07 02:15 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
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BIFF due your lack of reading comprehension, you are now officially a walking cliche


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Eddie:: First person to say "everytime you have sex with a girl you're paying in some way, so what's the difference" is a walking cliche and should just end it now.




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BIFF: It's as simple as this. I doesn't matter how you get the pussy. In the long run, you're still paying for it. Dinners, gifts, expenses, etc. for a girlfriend/wife or you can cut the bullshit and fuck a prostie, no strings attached.




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#229284 - 03/15/07 02:30 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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If you have a moral aversion to prostitution, you're being a complete hypocrite purchasing porn.




While I'm not sure what entails a "complete" hypocrite, I have to side with you here. If I had access to Soop's attractive "therapists" in a LEGAL environment, I might possibly be able to get over my STD germophobia.

I can't speak for my friend VODGuy, but as for myself, part of my watching porn is that I'm a voyeur. If it were legal, I would DEFINITELY pay to watch certain situations. So, just as Gia considers popping a balloon for a "looner" the equivalent of doing scene for "free", I have to see any money spent on porn in the same light as paying a hooker.


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like shooting your first deer




Maybe I shouldn't ever use a hooker then. I cried like a baby after I shot my one and only deer. ::patheticasthatguy"powder::
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#229285 - 03/15/07 02:40 PM Re: i have never fucked a hooker
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One of the reasons I see escorts is that it entitles me to a class of female that I would have no shot with in a million years. I'm a very attractive and successful guy, but the chances of my fucking a Penthouse pet like Amy Darren are as good as my replacing Joe Torre. I also like banging 19 year olds, which if you not in the industry is a tad harder to do.

One thing I've learned is that fucking whores is much harder than watching other people fuck whores from the comfort of your lounger. Its physically demanding and can be mentally challenging as well.
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