oh my god, in searching for a picture of a gerbil and an asshole(kill me now, i've actually searched for a gerbil and an asshole) i found THE GAYEST THING EVER
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits