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#228985 - 03/14/07 12:38 PM Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
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#228986 - 03/14/07 12:48 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
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Registered: 07/20/03
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Its Portuguese and they were getting ready to film a commercial. Apparently the blonde in the yellow had some beef with the brunnette over what, I don't know. I haven't spoken Portuguese in yrs.
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#228987 - 03/14/07 01:02 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
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best porn i've seen this year
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#228988 - 03/14/07 01:30 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
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I don't know. I haven't spoken Portuguese in yrs.




They speak Portugese in Brazil. You could unban a certain Brazillian XPTer and he could...

That's probably something we shouldn't even joke about, isn't it?
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#228989 - 03/14/07 02:16 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
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Registered: 07/20/03
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I don't know. I haven't spoken Portuguese in yrs.




They speak Portugese in Brazil. You could unban a certain Brazillian XPTer and he could...

That's probably something we shouldn't even joke about, isn't it?



NO. Not ever, ever, ever.
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#228990 - 03/14/07 05:17 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
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Bring back Smartt
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#228991 - 03/14/07 05:56 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
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Bring back Smartt



No.
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#228992 - 03/14/07 05:59 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
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I think Smartt was shipping bootlegged mainstream dvds to Cleetus.

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#228993 - 03/14/07 06:19 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
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I think Smartt was shipping bootlegged mainstream dvds to Cleetus.



Thats how Cletus got all those Hong Kong martial art movies.
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#228994 - 03/14/07 07:12 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
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Chinatown baby that is where it is at for hong kong flicks- 3 for 15 bucks. You guys come to nyc Ill show you the sights

Used to get 'em from Singh on 42nd street but he was eventually made to leave- bet guilliani was behind that one too


As far as mainstream flicks go from USA- no i just buy or rent em like everyone else because they hit dvd so fast and are cheap enough anyway. So i have a huge collection by now, my one selling point- Any chicks need a man, huge dvd collection included
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#228995 - 03/14/07 07:22 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
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#228996 - 03/15/07 01:08 AM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
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Chinatown baby that is where it is at for hong kong flicks- 3 for 15 bucks. You guys come to nyc Ill show you the sights




[brief hijack just to annoy Bornyo]
Years ago when I worked in computers I used to go with law enforcement on search warrants. So I got this great looking "official" Attorney General's Office hat.

Just before elections when the political contributions were "due", they would go gangbusters with the Feds on the bootlegged movies and music.

So, in October 2000 I was walking to my favorite dimsum place on Mott and these storefronts were closing one after the other. Couldn't understand it until I remembered I was wearing the hat!
[/brief hijack just to annoy Bornyo]
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#228997 - 03/15/07 09:37 AM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
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Bring back Smartt




I could be completely off-base here, but Smartt seemed pretty funny at times. I wasn't around when he posted, but reading a handful of things he posted, it seems he kept things interesting around here. Am I wrong, was he really that bad?

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#228998 - 03/15/07 04:57 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
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Registered: 02/11/07
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Bring back Smartt




I could be completely off-base here, but Smartt seemed pretty funny at times. I wasn't around when he posted, but reading a handful of things he posted, it seems he kept things interesting around here. Am I wrong, was he really that bad?





I wasn't around either, but from what I understand, it was repeated and incessant posting of Tranny pics that did him in. And yes, I learned my lesson on that. That was for one thread only, and it's done.
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#228999 - 03/15/07 05:01 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
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Quote:

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Bring back Smartt




I could be completely off-base here, but Smartt seemed pretty funny at times. I wasn't around when he posted, but reading a handful of things he posted, it seems he kept things interesting around here. Am I wrong, was he really that bad?





I wasn't around either, but from what I understand, it was repeated and incessant posting of Tranny pics that did him in. And yes, I learned my lesson on that. That was for one thread only, and it's done.




Lol, I heard that too. Someone posted a screenshot of the listing of forums, he started like 10 in a row about trannys and random shit. Understandably, that would get very old, very quickly, but there is some level of humor to it. Ah well, there are plenty of knife fights to keep me interested.





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#229000 - 03/15/07 05:10 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
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He had some other nasty habits too, like posting his dick-pics and ridiculous third-world op-ed pieces bashing the US. He also had a multi-paged thread he posted pictures in called "Brazilian fuckable girls". Some looked okay, some didn't, but he liked to hint that many of them were trannies and some of them might be underage.

Like I said a while back- Smartt shits out baby teeth like corn.

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#229001 - 03/15/07 05:10 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3081
Loc: cleanup
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but there is some level of humor to it.



So one would think, or at least I did. But I was informed rather quickly that Smartt's excesses were so egregious that XPT has become forever sensitized to the appearance of even a single Tranny. Oh, well, they're neither necessary nor essential to good, quality hate, which is what I was going for. Like you said, there's plenty of knife fights (and board invasions and the never-ending saga of Skirt Lackwood)to keep things interesting.
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#229002 - 03/15/07 06:48 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
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Lets not forget, he wished death on 90% of the board when he had his infamous mother-of-all-meltdowns.
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#229003 - 03/15/07 06:54 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Lets not forget, he wished death on 90% of the board when he had his infamous mother-of-all-meltdowns.




that meltdown thread got deleted, didn't it? i remember james grabbed screencaps. funny.
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#229004 - 03/15/07 06:58 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
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Lets not forget, he wished death on 90% of the board when he had his infamous mother-of-all-meltdowns.




that meltdown thread got deleted, didn't it? i remember james grabbed screencaps. funny.



I think it got moved to the admin board. I'll look around for it.
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#229005 - 03/15/07 07:06 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
Sergio T. Offline
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It gone, deleted.
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#229006 - 03/15/07 07:14 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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It gone, deleted.




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#229007 - 03/16/07 08:44 AM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
Willie D Offline

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#229008 - 03/16/07 09:56 AM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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It gone, deleted.




No, it isn't!

The filty child rapist's last moments.




I remember this when I 1st came on, but I didn't really understand what was going on.

And, how come there's no "FUCK GEN PADOVA" thread?? Didn't she deserve some "love"??

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#229009 - 03/16/07 12:28 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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Quote:

It gone, deleted.




No, it isn't!

The filty child rapist's last moments.



Leave it to Willie. The man can find anything.
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#229010 - 03/16/07 01:37 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3081
Loc: cleanup
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Leave it to Willie. The man can find anything.



Great entertainment. Good work, Willie.
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#229011 - 03/16/07 02:49 PM Re: Help me with the Spanish el Glorioso
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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I assume he wrote some script to pull random words off the page and turn them into a thread, but to this day I still don't get the "Fuck Tony Robbins" thread, that one is from out of nowhere.

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