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I almost spit rice across the room when I read this, lol.

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Please tell me this is an obscure euphemism for jerking off, like 'peeling some chillies' or 'punching the bishop'. I don't think anyone should be reading XPT near foodstuffs. That's a bio hazard.

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No, I gotta admit I was actually eating, and reading the board. It's not that bad as long as you steer away from the picture threads.