tits; titties; boobs; boobies; hooters; ta-ta's; neh-neh;s
nubs; barbettes; bazooms; knockers; maracas; melons; mammories; milk cans; milk wagons; .... nubs, clangers, bozos, floppers, meat bells, full moons, juggernauts, grabbers, tug-boats....

keep 'em cumin'