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For 1700 bucks you could BUY Miss Ukraine for a week and spend all 7 days fucking her 6 ways to Siberia in her Kiev Flat while her hott roommate makes Beef Stroganoff and pours vodka down both of your throats.




Well for 1700 bucks you could BUY Miss Burma for 7 years and spend all 7 years fucking her 6 ways to Rangoon in her shantytown flat while her hott roomate makes Cat Stroganoff and pours Singha down both of your throats.

It's all relative.

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And as for Manuel, which of the thousands of other chicks he has banged do you think shares the same feeling you have regarding his ability to fuck?




Just the cutie I had dinner with last night. I trust her judgment.

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What do you suppose, assuming you and he fucked 6 hours each day, you'd do with the other 18 hours?




Smoke some Gauloises, play petanque, talk about existentialism. You know, French stuff.