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she needs to cut herself a waistline

oh, and why does the koala have three eyes?



I think it's a unibrow on the koala. It looks like this poser broad felt the need to advertise on her skin every phase and hipster interest she was into at the time.

"This one is a geisha because I'm so into Japanese culture and I read that one book about the geishas. It's the only book I own. Read it 3 years ago...well, I read the cool parts. Hee hee. This one says Heartbreaker cuz that was my nickname when I hung out with guys in the OC and we liked classic cars and wore Famous Stars and Stripes stuff cuz I was so hardcore. Love is above my vagina because I'm such an awesome fuck. KEEP TALKIN SHIT YOUR MAKIN ME FAMOUS! My unicorn shows I still have a soft spot. No, not the one I fell on as a baby...hee hee. It's not done yet, but that's why I'm here. The other companies won't hire me cuz of my tattooz. I'm too different. Too hardcore for these haterz. Hit me up on myspace, LAAAATE! Kthanxbi."
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