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No to mention... Cum gives me heartburn. If I did one of those, I would have to start taking the little purple pill months ahead of time to be prepared



Mia, I'm telling you, just eat pineapple after your meals for a few days and your ph level will be so alkaline that heartburn won't happen from ANYONE'S cum. Not canned or frozen pineapple- just real, honest, true actual pineapple. You're really missing out, babe. Swallowing scenes rule.
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