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even include the option to unban past id's.

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This is a truly horrifying thought. In a minute's time, we could be vulnerable to smartt, pa4h, rob longshot, drpornz, piotr, penispumpcharly, a few applesaucers...

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He got banned? Must have missed that.

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I don't get the Hyde hate. He is bitter and cynical. What is wrong with that?

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He is also pusillanimous. Try this thread on for size. I have more if we need to keep going.

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Hyde can't be banned just because Willie hates him. Hell if that was the criteria we'd all be gone sooner or later.

Also, if hyde gets banned because people hate him then why doesn't...oh well, never mind

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Stop it, you know i'd never ban ChickenMaster.

It's just another (humerous) approach to dealing with a recurrent douchebag on XPT. If that were the subjective criteria, DocCox would have been gone for a long time, now I just don't care.

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Give H2C the power for a day, and the results be damned. If we all get banned, we all get banned.

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Though the hate is strong, I'd bet H2C wouldn't ban me. I fear he would instead leave me on BUT block me from posting in EVERY forum and from sending PMs.



YOU sadistic bastard!!!

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I dare ya...

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Oooooohhhhhh. Fuck the Poll. After that comment, the Mods will be fighting each other to see who gets to ban you.

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They need to take you right along with him.

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[They need to take you right along with him.

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Dildoboy, when are you going to learn that I will Always be better than you. You've been taking potshots at me all day and, except for the last two, they're all faggy assed "+1s" and "Me toos". And the ones that weren't, like this one, are fucking lame. Please, just once, I'd like to see you come at me with something interesting. Something with some hate in it. I know that you don't even have a first grade education, and your rotten home life with your mother the retarded crack whore left you pretty much useless for life. But please, please try to come up with something other than "I know you are but what am I?" I don't know why I waste the time mocking your dead broke, blowing bums in the alleyway for cash white trash ass. At least Lackwood was kind enough to give you a job washing the shit off his dildos. Maybe now you can move out of your cardboard box and into a hovel. Might give you time to come up with something original to say to me. Until then, shut the fuck up and leave the hate to those who know what they're doing.

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And your meltdown continues...

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And your meltdown continues...

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More Lame sniping from a useless, up-the-ass-negro-fucking, bum-cum guzzling troll. Go away. Come back when you've actually got something.

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Anything else Fatman?

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Anything else Fatman?

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Tired. Lame. And we settled long ago that I'm not the Fatman, which just proves your stupidity and illiteracy. And stop using Graemlins after every three-word post. If you can't say it in words (which you can't) don't bother saying it at all. Now go back to your cardboard box and see if there isn't some nice, rancid transient you can blow for $10.

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My 3 word posts get you to post a pidgeon shit for brains diatribe. As you were, fatman. Have another meltdown courtesy of me. Oh and

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Say it again so I'm not dreaming.

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Dildoboy, enough. You weren't funny the first three hundred times and you're an even bigger Douchebag now. Go do something useful, like take your retarded crackwhore mother to the clinic for her AZT. Maybe you'll get lucky and get shot by a cop along the way.

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Bump, because Heidi's whining is getting on my nerves this evening.

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Bump, because Heidi's whining is getting on my nerves this evening.

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Are you gonna cry?

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No, Hyde, I'm just going to sit back and rank on all the things that make yours the single most worthless life in these United States. Keep talking, 'cause I might miss something.

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Hyde writes: I’ve posed this question to XPT’s army of LukeFord-Wannabees on several occasions, but I’ve yet to receive any sort of direct answer. So I figured it was time to go straight to the “moral leader” himself.
Many forum regulars -most notably but not exclusively, your own sycophantic mini-me Da Burglar- are quick to make posts admonishing female performers for their lack of “self-respect and dignity”, or their willingness to submit to acts of vile degradation.
On several occasions I’ve asked these well-meaning champions of the fallen to explain why it is that the female performers in particular are always singled out for reproach. Why, for instance, is it more undignified for a woman to fuck on film than for a man? [as the self-respect and dignity of male performers is seldom called into question]. Why also, for that matter, is it more degrading for a person to perform in porn than it is for someone to purchase and masturbate to porn? Should I feel morally superior to the woman I’m jerking off to because my degradation is occurring in private? Does it not count if no one knows? Do the directors, producers, distributors, and retailers have a right to feel morally superior to the women [and men] whom they exploit for profit? It seems to me that none of these people are in a position to pass judgment. It may be valid to pass judgment on someone’s substance abuse if you don’t do drugs… or someone’s parenting skills if you’ve raised a child. But to pass judgment on someone for the career path they’ve chosen while you’re jacking off to the work they’ve done and indirectly paying them to do that work, just seems the absolute pinnacle of hypocrisy.
And it is, after all, our consumer dollars that motivate these people to perform in porn in the first place. If it wasn’t lucrative, there’d be no impetus to do it. So if these concerned Samaritans really want to see these poor, wretched, exploited women choose another path, maybe they should save the lectures and start off by redirecting their annual porn budget into scholarship funds, eh?

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William, you forget that ultimately, porn exploits everyone from the performer through the producer through the production company right down the chain to the end user.

That's the beauty of the system.

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Didn't have the stones to toss that one on XPT, did you, little twerp.

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I fully agree Conky. And since there's a chain of mutual explotation, there's really no justification for anyone who's a part of that chain -consumers, producers, performers, etc- to presume moral ascendancy.

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Yeah Willie, I've brought this point up on a couple of occasions on the board. But as I said in my email to Luke, it usually gets side-stepped. From now on I'll clear it with you before I email anyone, or write a blog. I wouldn't wanna deprive you of the chance to deliver another scathing quote from Tombstone .

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Who are you and why should I give a big fuck?

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Hyde you're the most unprofound, unfunny person longing to be profound and funny. You couldn't make a laughing hyena laugh. No one wanted to hear your stupidity so it got ignored, and you went humping Luke's leg to get your lame feelings out there.

Wait, I hear something in the background...it's your lame, Isn't the Monkey Cage supposed to be about satire line. I know you're thinking it, you may as well write it down and prove your possession of a functioning vagina.

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If William Hyde gets banned over this pissing match I'm checking out of here.

That's no big loss, but if I'm saying openly I'll take a hike there are likely several more not saying it.

Besides, WillieD isn't going to ban Hyde anyway.

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I'm too addicted to quit...

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You could try to wear the patch, but it looks like this:

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-i haven't commodified myself yet.

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- identifying yourself as a product is degrading.

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-yeast-infections are degrading. we're the most-evolved species on the planet so being a human bread-machine is gay.

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-identifying yourself as a consumer is empowering. go to a lexus dealership and take over three test drives and be really annoying about asking questions and realize people are degrading themselves by humoring you long after they should have if you weren't a consumer.

-i haven't set a price on who i'd have sex with or whether you get to see me do it. at some level, if i asked for 3.5 million for my first softcore solo scene, isn't that saying i'm more valuable than someone who'll do it for $400?

-the most-visible hookers have bad teeth and stand in traffic without warm clothing when all the good tv is on. you're kind of a hooker if sex is your job.

-unless you're a savage or in a communal prison shower, you're not naked in front of strangers all the time.

-it means you're not homeless if nobody sees you having sex. you've got a place to go other than a park filled with hobos.

-i don't masturbate in public. creepy people do. you're associated with creepy people by doing it.

-if i had an std, i could still go to work for someone other than brandon's employers.

-privacy is a luxury worth 20-million in the hamptons so that you're not seen in a bathing suit. it's worth a million for a celeb not to let people see them naked in photos. spread your asshole for 500? that's like saying you're the burger king of humans.

it's good to feel good and looking down on others makes you feel good.

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Absolutely. But why is this so surprising? You collect a group of men together in most situations and this will happ... wait. I'm justifying sexist behavior in a forum on XPT?


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The male posters get a bigger bashing than the chicks, by and large. Seems it's only Grant who's in favor right now, possibly because his posts are infrequent.

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William, Bornyo's right.

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so you're saying I'm right?

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I'm not trying to jump into this pissing match, but I have to say this; meat puppets get ridiculed here based on their actions. Whores get ridiculed here based on their actions and looks. I think the ladies have it worse.

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Not always true - "Jules Jordan is short, Wankus has stupid tattoos, etc." gets thrown around a lot. Plus women don't have to live in fear of the worst accusation of all over here: faggotry.

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Not always true? Sure, but you're really grasping here. I don't think anyone but Darth gives a shit how tall Jules is and for the most part I think everyone's tired of hearing about it. I didn't even know wankus had tattoos.

Post a picture of a 250 lb hairy goon reaming out some nice looking girl who's tummy is poking out a bit because of the camera angle/position/whatever, I bet you anything most of the comments will focus on that.

As far as being called a fag, well, I don't see how that's much different from being called a whore. Except there's only a select few guys that are really getting stamped with this label while the girls in the industry rarely get called anything else.

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All I have to say to William is I wave my finger at all the idiotic, self destructive porn whores in a thoroughly Satirical Finger-waving-Motion. It's intuitive....

But I must ask, why are YOU so gung ho about seeing these wayward, aimless girls do what it is that they are doing? Or are you simply jerking off in a completely satirical manner?

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check my first ever post, sir. i'm conflicted.

but how does that affect whether what i said is correct or not? or is you just crackin wise?

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Hey Big Moose, how's it going?