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That panty is worth $266.67 for a certain gentleman. Worn, vacuum sealed and sent. What a crazy old world we live in...

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That is ... Assuming each pair is priced the same ...

If so, would that be $300 before the volume discount?

- Alleged panty purchaser

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Fifteen for $4,000, one for $266.67, no discounts, no refunds. You're just a panty-sniffing, skid marks-addicted, smelly-stains-worshipping fetishist sex slave, after all. Allegedly, of course...