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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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"When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST

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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.