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#227875 - 03/11/07 12:48 PM
Ron Jeremy's birthday party pix
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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From LIB -
Double-eyed, clearly enthusiastic Coolio, attempting to calculate how many STDs he is at risk of contracting via a kiss from Kim Chambers.
Woody Harrelson is a Natural Born Killer! Presumably, Juliette Lewis couldn't make it due to Scientology-related obligations.
If anyone here attended the party and will confirm that Mary J. Blige is indeed a woman, I'll believe you. Until then, I am just a little skeptical of that right bicep/deltoid ...
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#227876 - 03/11/07 02:03 PM
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Nice to see the A listers out in force.
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#227880 - 03/12/07 11:53 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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For those that don't know "Woody Harrelson" is Keith Jardine the UFC fighter
He was sent to Seattle in exchange for Ken Phelps leading to this classic:
"What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year! He's got a rocket for an arm... You don't know what the hell you're doing!" - Frank Costanza
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#227882 - 03/13/07 08:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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this must just kill monstar. at least she's not enjoying it
how dare he manhandle the princess. i've killed for less.
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#227883 - 03/13/07 08:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
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The whore chews gum at an 'event'. Classy.
pfffft, it's probably nicorette. whores and their oral fixations. 
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#227884 - 03/13/07 08:16 PM
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Nicorette Sheridan? No, I think it is Stormy Daniels.
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#227887 - 03/16/07 04:53 PM
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#227888 - 03/16/07 05:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Yes, like Eoooeeeeweenie Mckoicarp, Luke is pioneering a new genre (jondra). Ladies and gents, I give you: alt photography.
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#227891 - 03/16/07 07:33 PM
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 This picture looks sad, doesn't it? Like a man who has just realized how old he really is, a man who just realized that he really wanted to do something extra special and meaningful in life but settled for being the world's best known male porn star(yes, Kurt, better known than you). Thinking to himself, it just seemed like a couple of months ago I turned 21. I'm now at an age where my career(any career I might have picked) should be winding down, and what have I got to show for it(besides some AVN awards and a few bit parts in some mainstream movies), he seems to be looking like he is thinking. Yes, on the outside he may seem to be the jovial, friendly, chunky but lovable male porn-star; but on the inside he is thinking 
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#227892 - 03/16/07 07:48 PM
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I think you're reading too much into it, MB. To me, it looks like nothing more than he's straining to take a shit. Which, I guess, could be a sign of his age, but nothing as deep as the meaning of life. 
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#227893 - 03/16/07 07:58 PM
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This picture looks sad, doesn't it? Like a man who has just realized how old he really is, a man who just realized that he really wanted to do something extra special and meaningful in life but settled for being the world's best known male porn star(yes, Kurt, better known than you). Thinking to himself, it just seemed like a couple of months ago I turned 21. I'm now at an age where my career(any career I might have picked) should be winding down, and what have I got to show for it(besides some AVN awards and a few bit parts in some mainstream movies), he seems to be looking like he is thinking. Yes, on the outside he may seem to be the jovial, friendly, chunky but lovable male porn-star; but on the inside he is thinking
Whats sad is you're 150 + word summation of what an obvious joke Ron Jeremy is.
Less is more worm. 
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