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#227814 - 03/11/07 12:05 AM 80's chicks who should have done porn
Abe Offline
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Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
You can't complain about any decade that produced the likes of Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, and Traci Lords amongst others. However, I can't help but imagine what porn would have been like if some these actresses had crossed over to the dark side ...

Catherine Bach aka Daisy Duke - When a skimpy piece of ass-hugging shorts bear your name, well that is usually a sign of being strokeworthy.




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#227815 - 03/11/07 12:07 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
I can't recall her wearing anything other than outfits like this, thank god.




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#227816 - 03/11/07 12:14 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
Beautiful, they're just beautiful.




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#227817 - 03/11/07 12:18 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
Abe Offline
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Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
Vanessa Williams - 20 years later and she's still hot. Those Penthouse pix gave a brief glimpse of the road less travelled, unfortunately, for beauty pagaent winners.



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#227818 - 03/11/07 12:20 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Registered: 11/23/06
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#227819 - 03/11/07 12:22 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
Just the right amount of grooming ...



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#227820 - 03/11/07 12:25 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
A little 70's, I know, and tame by today's standards but still ...


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#227821 - 03/11/07 12:29 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Erin Gray - Buck Rogers. Absolutely rocked the catsuit/spacesuit/jumpsuit, whatever the hell they put her in on that show.





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#227822 - 03/11/07 12:31 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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I think this is from Battle of the Network Stars, a show that should be revived by the way.



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#227823 - 03/11/07 12:35 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Lynda Carter/Wonder Woman - nice cans
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#227824 - 03/11/07 12:35 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Registered: 11/23/06
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Fortunately, they gave her some short skirts.





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#227825 - 03/11/07 12:39 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
The Landers sisters - I don't think any comments are necessary here.



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#227826 - 03/11/07 12:41 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
Another picture wouldn't hurt though



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#227827 - 03/11/07 12:48 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
Quote:

Lynda Carter/Wonder Woman - nice cans








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#227828 - 03/11/07 12:56 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Lynda Carter/Wonder Woman - nice cans




I just realized that Lynda Carter played Wonder Woman in the late 70's not the 80's. Everything pre 90's is the same to me so I fuck that shit up a lot. My bad, but she does have great cans.
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#227829 - 03/11/07 10:12 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Erin Gray - Buck Rogers. Absolutely rocked the catsuit/spacesuit/jumpsuit, whatever the hell they put her in on that show.






What was the name of that chick that played Princess Ardalla(sic)? She also played an assistant on Matt Houston.
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#227830 - 03/11/07 10:46 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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What was the name of that chick that played Princess Ardalla(sic)? She also played an assistant on Matt Houston.




That would be Pamela Hensley, whose career pretty much ended after Matt Houston, tragically. She married the producer which took away any financial incentive to shoot porn.
On a different note, she is why Buck Rogers was the very definition of science fiction. Two gorgeous babes, one of whom plotted endlessly to sleep with him, to no avail. Maybe he was gay or maybe this is why Gil Gerrard became an alcoholic, gained 300 lbs. and is now on Celebrity Fit Club.





Trailer for episode in which Ardala clones him but still can't get him in the sack

Attempts to marry him, no go ...

A little off-topic but Gary Coleman as a Cosmic Whiz Kid !


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#227831 - 03/11/07 11:35 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Registered: 01/30/07
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Erin Gray - gawd, she was (is?) hot. I will admit to watching every episode of Silver Spoons just to drool over her hotness.

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#227832 - 03/11/07 11:43 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Heathers Locklear & Thomas.
Pam Dawber.
Josie Davis and Nicole Eggert from "Charles in Charge".
Christina Applegate as a "Barely Legal'.
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#227833 - 03/11/07 03:37 PM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Registered: 03/18/06
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Loc: Under a Big Rock
Heather Thomas from the Fall Guy, dam hot.
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#227834 - 03/11/07 10:32 PM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Edited by Choda Boy (03/12/07 12:02 AM)
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#227835 - 03/11/07 11:18 PM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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The logo is ok I guess, but I don't get your arousal ....

I assume you're nominating Emily Dickinson of "Big Bad Mama" [the hell with that cop role!].
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#227836 - 03/11/07 11:49 PM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Both of the daughters from "Too Close for Comfort." Jim J. Bullock should have done gay porn and the puppet could have made anime-bestiality pics.


others:

Markie Post from "Night Court"
Charlene Tilton from "Dallas"
Donna Dixon from "Bosom Buddies"


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#227837 - 03/12/07 12:23 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Jami Freakin' Gertz.
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#227838 - 03/12/07 01:23 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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#227839 - 03/12/07 03:26 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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#227840 - 03/12/07 04:09 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Registered: 05/18/06
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Quote:

Jami Freakin' Gertz.


Fuck Yeah! she was completely in "less than zero".
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#227841 - 03/12/07 07:06 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Dana Plato should have done some IR M/M/F stuff.
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#227842 - 03/12/07 01:24 PM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
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Dana Plato should have done some IR M/M/F stuff.




I kinda expected this kind of response from moblem.
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#227843 - 03/12/07 02:09 PM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Registered: 09/05/06
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Let me throw Nastassja Kinski into the mix.



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#227844 - 03/12/07 02:15 PM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Heather Thomas from the Fall Guy, dam hot.






Very strokeworthy. I always wish she'd got naked.



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#227845 - 03/16/07 09:51 PM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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WKRP in Cincinnati ran from 1978-1982 and had two hot chicks:



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#227846 - 03/17/07 01:46 PM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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I never cared for Loni Anderson.

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#227847 - 03/17/07 03:25 PM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Registered: 12/06/05
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I always wished Apollonia did more than flash us in Purple Rain.


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#227848 - 03/20/07 10:19 PM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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Loc: XXX, USA
Morgan Fairchild


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#227849 - 03/24/07 10:53 AM Re: 80's chicks who should have done porn
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