from luke's newest pictures. you provide the funny captions, i'll just remind you that there's press and a red carpet for a group of people far less-attractive than you'd find in any upscale bar or nightclub in a metropolitan area in this nation.

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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits