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#227609 - 03/09/07 03:57 PM not very attractive people
jamesn Offline
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from luke's newest pictures. you provide the funny captions, i'll just remind you that there's press and a red carpet for a group of people far less-attractive than you'd find in any upscale bar or nightclub in a metropolitan area in this nation.

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#227610 - 03/09/07 03:58 PM Re: not very attractive people
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#227611 - 03/09/07 03:59 PM Re: not very attractive people
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someone just put sunny lane down like an animal, she's obviously the MOST annoying person ever.
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#227612 - 03/09/07 03:59 PM Re: not very attractive people
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#227613 - 03/09/07 04:00 PM Re: not very attractive people
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i hope ksex will sponsor my birthday party someday.


Edited by jamesn (03/09/07 04:06 PM)
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#227614 - 03/09/07 04:00 PM Re: not very attractive people
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street hookers
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#227615 - 03/09/07 04:01 PM Re: not very attractive people
jamesn Offline
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jeff mullen changed his hair because of us
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#227616 - 03/09/07 04:43 PM Re: not very attractive people
Conky Offline
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Luke's camera is amazing. These people are in the foreground, yet he manages to get the background in focus. Quite remarkable skillz. It's those Korean Photoshop experts, I'm telling you.
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#227617 - 03/09/07 04:53 PM Re: not very attractive people
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Dead-on accurate thread. It parallels my point earlier about Random's Thread asking what Taryn Thomas charges for being a "Provider", and I dont mean of Liquified feces. Anyone who pays the typical rates that Pornstars charge for sex in the escorting arena is either a stalker of that particular chick, or is completely ignorant of what else is available on the meat market(s) in the civilian/non-porn star sex worker populations.

If Lisa Sparxx wants to charge 1500 bucks for an "hour's" worth of "providing", that is just nuts. There are countless whores out there available for between 500 to 750 bucks an hour (with price breaks for longer sessions) that completely blow away 90% (or more) of the porn chicks who are "providing". It's absurd. And dont give me this esoteric "Oh, but it's a FANTASY that she is selling and the pervert/stalker is buying...you dont get that with civilian whores." Trust me, do your research, ask around and I guarantee you will find a nice, non-pornstar hooker/escort who is gorgeous and (probably) much nicer in terms of attitude and personality. If you must, make a cutout of Lisa Sparxx' face and tape it to your nonporn hooker's face. The cost savings, and ensuing laughs, more than justify your dream NOT coming true.

There is ONE porn star exception to this rule that I have personally met, but it has very little to do with her looks being lesser/greater than typical high class nonporn escorts.
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#227618 - 03/09/07 04:59 PM Re: not very attractive people
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I wonder who Luke had a crush on this time?





Hey I have ecoli, that's why my skin is so bad!





I don't just love AC/DC, I live it.





Honey all of the Harry Potter magic in the world isn't going to make you any less of a skank.





Look it's Kat, glad to see her not residing in a dumpster.

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#227619 - 03/09/07 08:11 PM Re: not very attractive people
k1ng Offline
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Luke labels this one "trannies". Sal McVey all growed up, far right.

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#227620 - 03/09/07 08:15 PM Re: not very attractive people
jamesn Offline
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vile. make sure to burn the corpse.
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#227621 - 03/09/07 08:26 PM Re: not very attractive people
k1ng Offline
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Yes!! Duke's best work.


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#227622 - 03/09/07 09:49 PM Re: not very attractive people
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Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
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The horrors of the porn world.

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#227623 - 03/09/07 11:59 PM Re: not very attractive people
gia jordan Offline
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Yes!! Duke's best work.







Luke has just reduced me to "omg omg omfg!!!!"

Pam Peaks and Sal motherf'n Mckvey!!!! I couldn't have done it better myself. I've taken photos of Dave Navarro, Floyd Mayweather, etc but I LURVE me some Pamela Peaks!!!!!! And Sal MckVey...nearly a trifecta but even more perfect. Less is more, no? Don't get excited, Luke. I'd still give you just and only a smile on the 'what did you want to be when you grew up."
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#227624 - 03/10/07 08:25 AM Re: not very attractive people
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If Lisa Sparxx wants to charge 1500 bucks for an "hour's" worth of "providing", that is just nuts.




I'm pretty sure that's just a negotiating position/rate for the gullible. She advertised on craigslist a few years back for a fifth of that rate, and her stock certainly hasn't gone up since then.
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#227625 - 03/11/07 12:29 AM Re: not very attractive people
Da Burglar Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

If Lisa Sparxx wants to charge 1500 bucks for an "hour's" worth of "providing", that is just nuts.




I'm pretty sure that's just a negotiating position/rate for the gullible. She advertised on craigslist a few years back for a fifth of that rate, and her stock certainly hasn't gone up since then.





I doubt it, although you are not entirely wrong. Everything in this type of business equation/relationship IS in fact negotiable (even if they say up front, "My rates are NON-negotiable"), it is usually only AFTER one full session/hour has been successfully completed and PAID for that they will start "negotiating" and perhaps cut you some slack and come down or offer better terms. But that is also not very likely with these Porn Star Providers; They only want SERIOUS and committed customers and setting their rates so high and sticking by them seems to be, in their mindset, one way to "weed out" the jokers, weirdos, bums and Drug fiends, all of whom cannot afford such high rates. But if it were a deliberately inflated figure meant only to start the negotiating, it would/could very likely simply scare off otherwise legitustomers.
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#227626 - 03/11/07 06:11 AM Re: not very attractive people
Calvin Offline
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It's "prestige pricing". The very fact that Candy Manson thinks she is worth $2,200/hour makes the gullible customer think "Wow, if she can charge that much, she must be worth every penny! She must be the top-of-the-line and I simply must experience this!"
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#227627 - 03/11/07 10:46 AM Re: not very attractive people
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In marketing there is a practice of setting the price of something very high when you want to create a false impression of scarcity. I don't know if it has a cogent name, though.

In any event, the consumer is expected to consider himself 'priveleged' to use the product.
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#227628 - 03/11/07 11:00 AM Re: not very attractive people
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Out here you can find civilian girls in college, sans meth habit. Girls who may even still be sexually responsive like a normal girl. Girls who still have nice natural tits and aren't covered in tattoos. And you'll only pay between $250-$400/hour for them. I've banged about a half dozen farm-league porn whores(you know the ones who make their debut on bangbros, and then disappear.) They cost about the same as most other chicks and the experience has been 50/50. Half will fuck you like it's their sole reason for existing, and the others...they want to tell you about their dreams of pursuing a music career because they fucked some degenerate rapper in South Beach who told them he could make them a star.
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#227629 - 03/11/07 01:51 PM Re: not very attractive people
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It's the same phenomenon as slapping a tag/label/logo on a pair of jeans, or a handbag, or a car, and then doubling the price. People start to associate the logo with "Expensive", hence "Exclusive", hence "Denoting Status". Of course, porn whores themselves are particulary succeptible to this type of status-symbol branding.

And, yeah, for the cost of an hour with Candy, you can go on a week-long binge with college craigslisters/local strippers/telemarketers from the office next door, with enough left over for an assortment of lotions and creams to ease the burning afterwards.

I guess that, to the civilian, the appeal of the porn escort is bragging rights. It's the civilian equivalant of Kurt Lockwood:

FUCK ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKAS IM OFF TO THROAT-FUCK DRU BERRYMORE ILL BE SURE TO SAY HI FOR YOU WHILE I AM PAINTING MY LOAD ALLOVER HER FOURHEAD. I M ONE OF ONLY 20 PEPOLE ON HER XCLUSIVE CLIENT LIST SO THAT MAKES ME MORE OF A SPECIALIST THAT A BRAIN SURGEON WHO ONLY OPERATES ON ROCKET SCIENTISTS!
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#227630 - 03/11/07 09:15 PM Re: not very attractive people
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Just go to the LA craigslist under erotic services and search the words porn, xxx, pornstar, and adult. You'll see plenty of familiar faces.
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#227631 - 03/11/07 09:48 PM Re: not very attractive people
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Is it really the pornstar in question, or is it a bait-and-switch operation? Fake pictures on CL aren't exactly unheard of.

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#227632 - 03/12/07 01:36 AM Re: not very attractive people
JasonH Offline
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Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
Quote:

It's the same phenomenon as slapping a tag/label/logo on a pair of jeans, or a handbag, or a car, and then doubling the price. People start to associate the logo with "Expensive", hence "Exclusive", hence "Denoting Status". Of course, porn whores themselves are particulary succeptible to this type of status-symbol branding.

And, yeah, for the cost of an hour with Candy, you can go on a week-long binge with college craigslisters/local strippers/telemarketers from the office next door, with enough left over for an assortment of lotions and creams to ease the burning afterwards.

I guess that, to the civilian, the appeal of the porn escort is bragging rights. It's the civilian equivalant of Kurt Lockwood:

FUCK ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKAS IM OFF TO THROAT-FUCK DRU BERRYMORE ILL BE SURE TO SAY HI FOR YOU WHILE I AM PAINTING MY LOAD ALLOVER HER FOURHEAD. I M ONE OF ONLY 20 PEPOLE ON HER XCLUSIVE CLIENT LIST SO THAT MAKES ME MORE OF A SPECIALIST THAT A BRAIN SURGEON WHO ONLY OPERATES ON ROCKET SCIENTISTS!


This is quite true. Plenty of my whore mongering associates would gladly drop $1500/hr on Dru Barrymore just for the bragging rights. I've even considered her specifically but at $1500/hr and no guarantee that the back of my nuts will get fondled, kissed and caressed, I can't justify the rate. I disagree with the exclusivity thing as the concept of the "exclusive whore" is an oxymoron. The only people whores exclude are those who don't come up with money they request.
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#227633 - 03/14/07 08:33 AM Re: not very attractive people
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someone just put sunny lane down like an animal, she's obviously the MOST annoying person ever.




Jamesn I think her parents would disagree. Without her they would have to get jobs and their own place to live.
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#227634 - 03/14/07 10:46 AM Re: not very attractive people
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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someone just put sunny lane down like an animal, she's obviously the MOST annoying person ever.




dont fuck with her,she have a empire..... in her daddys apartment

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#227635 - 03/14/07 02:03 PM Re: not very attractive people
Calvin Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
While I'm certain that Sunny's personality would be instantly grating in real life, on the screen it really makes for some good scenes. Over-the-top forced cheerfullness and exhibitionism are quite when you know for certain that you never have to deal with this person with her clothes on.
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#227636 - 03/14/07 03:40 PM Re: not very attractive people
pornloser Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 167
between myself and brainiac here the one nice thing you can take from porn is that we do employ the mentally deficient. I loved it when they asked here if she thought her parents were pimping her and she said noway I pay them for the work they do.
god i love the psycho look in the left eye and that she's on a five year plan. can't wait to see how that works out for her. with as far as she has come already the gutters the limit.

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#227637 - 03/14/07 04:13 PM Re: not very attractive people
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
ROFLMAO!!

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