Who's killing porn? The so-called "porn gossips" and "porn writers".

They hack away every day, "promoting" porn, telling us how "hott" the chicks are, when in reality, they're the ones manufacturing these hideous lies.

* Would you be surprised to find out that a team of Korean Photoshop experts spend hours ruining Luke Ford's photos before they go up on his site?

* Is it possible that Gram Ponante deliberately conspired with Luke Ford and the pair doctored video footage of Gram shoving a much smaller man around who then had Kurt Lockwood's face digitally placed on his own after the footage was shot? So that when the film was reversed, it looked as though Gram was being shoved around?

* How much would I have to pay you before you agreed that Gene Ross was actually an entire corporation dedicated to the promotion of family values and Christianity?

For years, evil purveyors of lies have been in our midst, sponging off video companies, eating their free studio lunches, paying top performers thousands of dollars to fake mild disgruntlement on camera at awards shows.

Well, the shit stops here.

The truth is, the porn industry isn't glamorous. An average porn set consists of three or four couples, all very much in love with each other, making amateur films of themselves having sex. But when the "gossipers" get hold of things, they spin it their own way. They make it "exciting" and "glamorous" and then try to force people to buy these outrageous products using tactics as Machiavellian as 'promotion' and 'reviews', not to mention the most insidious of all: the porn star interview.

* Did you know that no female porn star has ever performed anal sex on film?

* That blow-jobs are all added in post-production using expensive CGI techniques?

* That the average length of the male porn star penis is just three inches?????

It's staggering that these truths have been allowed to remain hidden for so long. But no more. I for one am sick of the lies, the threats of physical violence from armed gangs of porn gossip writers... I will not take it any longer!

Damn you all to hell! The truth is out! Deal with it!

You've been watching Pornucopia again, haven't you?

If these "facts" were spoken by Jenna Jameson, I guess one could see the truth of it all.