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#227586 - 03/09/07 01:57 PM Eddie Van Halen - Bad Teeth?
Darth Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/27/07 Posts: 775 Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona	You would think the guy could afford some veniers or something. He has the most disgusting teeth. I saw a picture of him with some porn whores and I am sure he has some issues there. Why would a rich guy have bad teeth. Jules is probably 5'4" but at least he wears special shoes to add a few inches. I mean if you have a problem, do something about it. _________________________ I love cock and balls.
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#227587 - 03/09/07 01:59 PM Re: Eddie Van Halen - Bad Teeth?
Calvin AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 09/11/06 Posts: 481	Well he just checked into rehab, so very possibly it is a meeth situation. _________________________ [The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson
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#227588 - 03/09/07 02:00 PM Re: Eddie Van Halen - Bad Teeth?
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	post this shit in the right forum - awop _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#227589 - 03/09/07 02:14 PM Re: Eddie Van Halen - Bad Teeth?
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	Quote: Sportswami/AC Cream/Da Burglar wannabe What's with the new title? I just noticed it. _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#227590 - 03/10/07 10:29 AM Re: Eddie Van Halen - Bad Teeth?
TMonty Internet Tough Guy Registered: 09/05/06 Posts: 769	Attachments 218088-needpics.gif (11 downloads) _________________________ ~ Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent ~
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#227591 - 03/10/07 04:55 PM Re: Eddie Van Halen - Bad Teeth?
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Here ya go... Attachments 218130-57008251.jpg (10 downloads) _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#227592 - 03/10/07 05:03 PM Re: Eddie Van Halen - Bad Teeth?
TMonty Internet Tough Guy Registered: 09/05/06 Posts: 769	That's what I was talking about. Thanks. _________________________ ~ Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent ~
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#227593 - 03/10/07 05:09 PM Re: Eddie Van Halen - Bad Teeth?
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: That's what I was talking about. Thanks. Never business, always a pleasure! Attachments 218133-EVH Signed Checkw Photo.jpg (7 downloads) _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#227594 - 03/12/07 09:48 AM Re: Eddie Van Halen - Bad Teeth?
anthropophobiac Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 09/13/06 Posts: 173 Loc: In front of my monitor...	Quote: Here ya go... That's what thirty years of alcoholism do to a person... _________________________ "Intellegence"
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#227595 - 03/12/07 09:51 AM Re: Eddie Van Halen - Bad Teeth?
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Dude looks homeless. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#227596 - 03/12/07 04:54 PM Re: Eddie Van Halen - Bad Teeth?
J.B. Demon Spawn Registered: 02/11/07 Posts: 3083 Loc: cleanup	Quote: Dude looks homeless. He might be, after Valerie Bertanelli took him to the cleaners. _________________________ "When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST
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#227597 - 03/12/07 08:04 PM Re: Eddie Van Halen - Bad Teeth?
anthropophobiac Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 09/13/06 Posts: 173 Loc: In front of my monitor...	The days that used to be... _________________________ "Intellegence"
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#227598 - 03/13/07 05:01 AM Re: Eddie Van Halen - Bad Teeth?
Pussy is good food AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/19/07 Posts: 465	He was a no show last night at the induction ceremony to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Said he was in "re-hab". Maybe somebody will re-hab those teeth while he's detox'n. _________________________ Sharon Mitchell said. "This is a population, you tell them to do something, and they won't do anything."We're not in the real world, we're in the world of porn."
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#227599 - 03/13/07 07:40 AM Re: Eddie Van Halen - Bad Teeth?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: The days that used to be... Is that Bertinelli? She looks like shit there! And, Twister was like what, 10 YEARS AGO! ADDED: She hasn't aged well [pic 3 years old, too! Just 44!], but she does look much better than him. Edited by The Fatman (03/13/07 07:45 AM) _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#227600 - 03/13/07 09:07 AM Re: Eddie Van Halen - Bad Teeth?
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: Here ya go... Meeth _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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