After a quick tour of the village, the fork lift returned him to his humble apartment, as the man complained that he had over a terabyte of porn stockpiled that he really needed to get back to, as well as several long-winded but sincere posts to make on various internet forums.
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[The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson