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Tory has worked-- we shot her just a couple of months ago...



It's just that her website is another non-updated, money-pandering joke from Ben Protzman. Light it up, suck it dry, and watch it fizzle until some sucker offers to buy it's for scrap value.

At least she keeps whoring herself out on Myspace, with titty bar appearances & all. She's still a torrid piece of ass though.

Fred, she's just another gold digger like most whores. Whatever pays the bills, especially if it's something you're good at (i.e. sucking the dick of someone you've only known for 20 minutes), ya know? You're chances of doing anything but wanking to her videos is probably nill, so why get all saddened when you learn the bitter truth about adult performers? Don't get too involved in what the whores do on their off-screen time, it reeks of creepy.

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The same Tori who brags in her Meatholes episode that she used to fuck random patrons in the Hooters bathroom? Romanticize some porners if you want, but Tori is exactly the type I picture gang banging the people who sold the most Hondas last year during the sales retreat. That is her appeal.



Wow Cal, after reading this kind of stuff, it makes me wonder what kind of shit Rick Shameless really did to provoke such an early divorce? Did he have health benefits that she was looking to take advantage of, or what?

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each time i see her in something new, her nose seems to be getting WIDER wtf is up with that, how does that even fucking happen?



I have a suspicion...

She is from Florida, she hangs with Carly Parker. Carly is from Florida, Carly snorts coke (not the soda, dumbass). Law of syllogism perhaps (or is my logic wrong, it's been years since I was in math class). Maybe all that snorting blow is making the nostrils puffy?
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