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PHEW, I was afraid this thread was going to be about....ummm, something else.

Lockwood with his soon-to-be-given-dropped-off-at-the-animal-shelter dog Chloe

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Wanker Wang had a series...


As I recall, Missy Monroe had a dog she bought with a "warranty" and took that poor mutt into JeffMike's office one day begging to get rid of it.

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I love this series - Gangbang Auditions

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Porners have dogs for obvious reasons. Much easier to have a lasting relationship with a dumb animal that doesn't question your actions, morals, meth abuse and mental stability than form a genuine relationship with another human being.

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This brings to mind the infamous story of Bodil Joensen and Lassie.

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I would punt that thing 40 yds if it jumped on me like that.

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Yeah I see your point, I would be pretty pissed off if some whore come strolling into my house with an uninvited animal, of course that would include boyfriends/suitcase pimps as well.

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Yeah I see your point, I would be pretty pissed off if some whore come strolling into my house with an uninvited animal, of course that would include boyfriends/suitcase pimps as well.

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I remember watching a documentary about the Porn Industry once, might of been HBOs Pornucopia but I'm really not sure.


Anyway they were showing Katie Morgan and she had like 4 or 5 little rat dogs and she claimed she brings them with her to every shoot.


Now I'm not in any way connected to the industry but I was thinking then that if she showed up with those things at a shoot I was organizing, she would quickly be shown the door.


Anyone here ever shot her and can confirm this?

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or they have a dog that eats other dogs.

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or they have a dog that eats other dogs.

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Ok, that would be cool.

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I'm concerned that dogs require more responsibility than the average porn star can provide.

Allow me to suggest, instead:

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Genesis Skye has/had a dog.(thanks random anonymous reader who was reading this)

Dead or not?

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WhoresLoveDogs = Smelly Monkey

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Porno dogs need dog porn...

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HELP A NIGGA OUT
Fayner Posts: If you don't have dogs you may want to stop reading here, 'cause this is about dogs. Even if you have dogs you also may want to discontinue your reading activity about this time.

I'm writing a book on dogs, and think a couple stories from porno folk about their mutts would be welcome. I know most porno people can't read, so anyone reading this would be super cool if they passed it on to any/all porno people they run into.

I'm looking for funny stories, not "my dog is so smart!" bragging, okay?

send 'em to faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com />

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I guess that 401K of his only went so far. This does have possibilities, though...

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XPT's least favorite alleged "Retiree" Fayner posts on TMFR's site:

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HELP A NIGGA OUT
Fayner Posts: If you don't have dogs you may want to stop reading here, 'cause this is about dogs. Even if you have dogs you also may want to discontinue your reading activity about this time.

I'm writing a book on dogs, and think a couple stories from porno folk about their mutts would be welcome. I know most porno people can't read, so anyone reading this would be super cool if they passed it on to any/all porno people they run into.

I'm looking for funny stories, not "my dog is so smart!" bragging, okay?

send 'em to faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com<br />
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I guess that 401K of his only went so far. This does have possibilities, though...

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Porn stars telling Fayner about their dogs:
"I had a dog but didnt take care of it so it died. I then threw it in the trash."

THE END

Not much of a book Fayner, try again.

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XPT's least favorite alleged "Retiree" Fayner posts on TMFR's site:

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HELP A NIGGA OUT
Fayner Posts: If you don't have dogs you may want to stop reading here, 'cause this is about dogs. Even if you have dogs you also may want to discontinue your reading activity about this time.

I'm writing a book on dogs, and think a couple stories from porno folk about their mutts would be welcome. I know most porno people can't read, so anyone reading this would be super cool if they passed it on to any/all porno people they run into.

I'm looking for funny stories, not "my dog is so smart!" bragging, okay?

send 'em to faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com<br />
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I guess that 401K of his only went so far. This does have possibilities, though...

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Porn stars telling Fayner about their dogs:
"I had a dog but didnt take care of it so it died. I then threw it in the trash."

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Not much of a book Fayner, try again.

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dont sell fayner short... the parts of his brain that weren't destroyed by drugs still work pretty good

if he writes a book, i will bet money it will be a good read

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damn, that dog's pupils are blown OUT!

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I shot this girl the other day who brought her stupid little shit dog with her. WTF. Why do people think this shit is ok???

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dont sell fayner short... the parts of his brain that weren't destroyed by drugs still work pretty good

if he writes a book, i will bet money it will be a good read

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Testa = Fayner's Dealer

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Testa = Fayner's Dealer

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Why do people think this shit is ok???

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Testa = Fayner's Dealer

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Testa and Wankus split the Chatsworth territory.

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But they both move the shit for that guy Powder.

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dont sell fayner short... the parts of his brain that weren't destroyed by drugs still work pretty good

if he writes a book, i will bet money it will be a good read

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Testa = Fayner's Dealer

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Aimee Sweet & her dog Duncan.

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Thanks Willie, now Stevie Y is going to dedicate a thread to the pooch's foreskin.

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Thanks Willie, now Stevie Y is going to dedicate a thread to the pooch's foreskin.

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Do ultra-Orthodox Jews circumcise their pets?



Eon McKai?

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Aimee Sweet & her dog Duncan.

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Hot, shes giving her dog a hard-on. I hope she plans on doing something about it.

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Hot, shes giving her dog a hard-on. I hope she plans on doing something about it.

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Jeff, I think you have her confused with Barbi Cummings...

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weren't watching Cheyenne Hunter videos in 2nd grade were you?

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Are you sure you don't mean Cheyenne Silver?

Cheyenne Silver and bestiality. (please, don't take this thread down that road. )

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I'm not in porn so much as into porn but here's my girl anyway. BTW- Cheyenne's a total lesbo as many girls at the beach can attest.

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Awww how cute!

This is my other dog Poe (he's a little crazy but is a good guard dog to have, especially when I used to live alone:


(yeah, yeah, just like mom LOL)

This isn't really MY dog, he's my parent's dog, but this is Oscar (he's been in Penthouse AND Hustler-- but only the opening shots, I swear):

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This isn't really MY dog, he's my parent's dog, but this is Oscar (he's been in Penthouse AND Hustler-- but only the opening shots, I swear):

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and this is jules jordan, who no longer lives with us because he decided to quit using the litter box

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Great...now we're going to have olinka bombarding Gigi with 'Is your cat bisexual?' threads.

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Great...now we're going to have olinka bombarding Gigi with 'Is your cat bisexual?' threads.

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well, he was really teeny and had crooked fangs.

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This isn't really MY dog, he's my parent's dog, but this is Oscar (he's been in Penthouse AND Hustler-- but only the opening shots, I swear):

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I love ya and all Holly but people shouldn't dress up there dogs.

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This was actually a Christmas joke because I agree it's really lame that people dress up dogs. He hated the suit, btw, which made it even funnier. I also got Milton some reindeer antlers for the full effect. Needless to say neither lasted too long, but ended up as popular chew toys.

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he made the rounds to the vet to see if there was a medical reason for him to have stopped using the litter box... they found no physical probs, etc, but we couldn't get him to stop, so he ended up returning to the shelter where we had gotten him several years' prior. it was horrible, he was a great pet up until that point, and he and skeeter were the best of friends. but gigi doesn't do cat pee, so jules jordan had to go.

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Taylor Rain’s Pit Bull Smokie got out of her house last night and is currently missing in the Canoga Park area. Anyone seeing a small blue and white pit bull walking around should grab it and return it to Taylor ’cause she and Keith and all of us really miss the little crapper Smokie.


If by chance you come across her please call my office at 323 420 3226 and you’ll get a big reward.

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What's going to happen when she finally pops out that kid?

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D'OH!!!

Fayner reports that TMFR managed to lose another dog. At least she didn't kill this one outright:

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Taylor Rain’s Pit Bull Smokie got out of her house last night and is currently missing in the Canoga Park area. Anyone seeing a small blue and white pit bull walking around should grab it and return it to Taylor ’cause she and Keith and all of us really miss the little crapper Smokie.


If by chance you come across her please call my office at 323 420 3226 and you’ll get a big reward.

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What's going to happen when she finally pops out that kid?

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