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#227212 - 03/07/07 08:37 PM
Re: Porno Dogs
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
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PHEW, I was afraid this thread was going to be about....ummm, something else.
Lockwood with his soon-to-be-given-dropped-off-at-the-animal-shelter dog Chloe

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#227214 - 03/07/07 09:04 PM
Re: Porno Dogs
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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PHEW, I was afraid this thread was going to be about....ummm, something else.
Lockwood with his soon-to-be-given-dropped-off-at-the-animal-shelter dog Chloe
Thats no fucking Lab. Somewhere I've heard it said he was trying to place a Labrador.
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#227215 - 03/07/07 09:16 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
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#227217 - 03/08/07 02:09 AM
Re: Porno Dogs
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Wanker Wang had a series...

As I recall, Missy Monroe had a dog she bought with a "warranty" and took that poor mutt into JeffMike's office one day begging to get rid of it.
I love this series - Gangbang Auditions
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#227219 - 03/08/07 04:58 AM
Re: Porno Dogs
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Porners have dogs for obvious reasons. Much easier to have a lasting relationship with a dumb animal that doesn't question your actions, morals, meth abuse and mental stability than form a genuine relationship with another human being. I should point out that when I'm talking about dumb animals, I'm not entirely ruling out some of the window licking chicks in the industry.
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#227220 - 03/08/07 09:43 AM
Re: Porno Dogs
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
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Porners have dogs for obvious reasons. Much easier to have a lasting relationship with a dumb animal that doesn't question your actions, morals, meth abuse and mental stability than form a genuine relationship with another human being.
This brings to mind the infamous story of Bodil Joensen and Lassie. 
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#227225 - 03/08/07 09:09 PM
Re: Porno Dogs
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
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I would punt that thing 40 yds if it jumped on me like that.
Dogs like this should never be allowed to breed. What are they good for? You couldn't even get a decent serving of meat off that thing. Atleast the dog the koreans use for food would feed an entire family.
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#227226 - 03/08/07 09:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Loc: Portland
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I'm concerned that dogs require more responsibility than the average porn star can provide.
Allow me to suggest, instead:
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#227231 - 03/09/07 10:20 AM
Re: Porno Dogs
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 65
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Yeah I see your point, I would be pretty pissed off if some whore come strolling into my house with an uninvited animal, of course that would include boyfriends/suitcase pimps as well.
Well, pimps/bfs are ok but only if they drop off the chick. Its beyond me why they want to stay there with their girl, I can only imagine they are so insecure they are afraid someone else will snatch them.
As for the dog issue, to me its like taking a kid to a set. Its something that disctracts not only the talent but also everyone on set who now has something else non related to worry about.
And not to mention if the owner of the house is allergic or they have a dog that eats other dogs.
Bitches- leave your dogs at home.
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#227232 - 03/09/07 10:29 AM
Re: Porno Dogs
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/05
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Yeah I see your point, I would be pretty pissed off if some whore come strolling into my house with an uninvited animal, of course that would include boyfriends/suitcase pimps as well.
I remember watching a documentary about the Porn Industry once, might of been HBOs Pornucopia but I'm really not sure.
Anyway they were showing Katie Morgan and she had like 4 or 5 little rat dogs and she claimed she brings them with her to every shoot.
Now I'm not in any way connected to the industry but I was thinking then that if she showed up with those things at a shoot I was organizing, she would quickly be shown the door.
Anyone here ever shot her and can confirm this?
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#227236 - 03/10/07 12:59 AM
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Registered: 10/04/06
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#227238 - 03/12/07 01:56 PM
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
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Genesis Skye has/had a dog.(thanks random anonymous reader who was reading this) Dead or not?
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#227239 - 03/12/07 04:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9185
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Genesis Skye has/had a dog.(thanks random anonymous reader who was reading this)
Dead or not?
WhoresLoveDogs = Smelly Monkey
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#227245 - 03/15/07 06:22 PM
Fayner Rips Off Willie
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3081
Loc: cleanup
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XPT's least favorite alleged "Retiree" Fayner posts on TMFR's site: Quote:
HELP A NIGGA OUT Fayner Posts: If you don't have dogs you may want to stop reading here, 'cause this is about dogs. Even if you have dogs you also may want to discontinue your reading activity about this time.
I'm writing a book on dogs, and think a couple stories from porno folk about their mutts would be welcome. I know most porno people can't read, so anyone reading this would be super cool if they passed it on to any/all porno people they run into.
I'm looking for funny stories, not "my dog is so smart!" bragging, okay?
send 'em to faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com />
I guess that 401K of his only went so far. This does have possibilities, though...
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#227247 - 03/16/07 08:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
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#227248 - 03/18/07 05:10 AM
Re: Fayner Rips Off Willie
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 65
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XPT's least favorite alleged "Retiree" Fayner posts on TMFR's site:
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HELP A NIGGA OUT Fayner Posts: If you don't have dogs you may want to stop reading here, 'cause this is about dogs. Even if you have dogs you also may want to discontinue your reading activity about this time.
I'm writing a book on dogs, and think a couple stories from porno folk about their mutts would be welcome. I know most porno people can't read, so anyone reading this would be super cool if they passed it on to any/all porno people they run into.
I'm looking for funny stories, not "my dog is so smart!" bragging, okay?
send 'em to faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com<br /> <hr /></blockquote><font class="post">
I guess that 401K of his only went so far. This does have possibilities, though...

Porn stars telling Fayner about their dogs: "I had a dog but didnt take care of it so it died. I then threw it in the trash."
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Not much of a book Fayner, try again. 
dont sell fayner short... the parts of his brain that weren't destroyed by drugs still work pretty good
if he writes a book, i will bet money it will be a good read
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#227249 - 03/18/07 08:10 AM
Re: Fayner Rips Off Willie
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Porn Fucking Master
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#227252 - 03/18/07 04:22 PM
Re: Fayner Rips Off Willie
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Testa = Fayner's Dealer
Testa and Wankus split the Chatsworth territory.
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#227255 - 03/20/07 09:38 AM
Re: Fayner Rips Off Willie
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 65
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dont sell fayner short... the parts of his brain that weren't destroyed by drugs still work pretty good
if he writes a book, i will bet money it will be a good read
Testa = Fayner's Dealer
I wish I was fayner's dealer... then I could retire and put the kids through college without a care in a world
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