YOU MOTHER-FUCKERS!!!



YOU COCK-SUCKING TURD-EATING FUNNIER-THAN-SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!




Well I had no idea there was a draft, that I was being sent to Iraq or that I even HAD a MOTHER-FUCKING garden. Partially my fault, since I completely skipped the post and read Smartt and Conky.

I missed fucking SooperGrizz or should I say "grizzlyguy" putting me in the line of fire of the Sunnis & Shi'a on Friday.

I missed it. But, America stands by her troops!! And, I have well-wishers who assure me that I will return to my beloved garden in one piece [with Christ's help, thru Prayers and Love, of course!!].

Well. It's the middle of the night here in Baghdad. Missing America. Fighting the good fight for Democracy. I wonder how my hybrid "Roses" are doing. The Mia's. The Ava's ....


YOU MOTHER-FUCKING MOTHER-FUCKERS!!