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#227150 - 03/07/07 05:53 PM
Re: inherently-evil but should be rife with trolli
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
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[19:31] * Joins: Shahriar [19:31] <Shahriar> http://shahriar1359.googlepages.com[19:31] * Parts: Shahriar
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#227152 - 03/07/07 08:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I think I'll post some recipes for cornish hens and maybe roasted squirrel & rabbit for the ones who don't make it.
Waste not want not I always say.
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#227154 - 03/08/07 11:56 AM
Re: inherently-evil but should be rife with trolli
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
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#227155 - 03/08/07 12:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Hi, excuse me? Can I just push through... yeah, that's it. Thanks. Hi, I just wanted to ask you guys what the fuck you're on about? Preemies? Persians? What? Are we doing Sesame Street thread day and no one told me? Today's threads were brought to you by the letter P? Huh? Anyone? 
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#227156 - 03/08/07 12:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Quote:
Hi, excuse me? Can I just push through... yeah, that's it. Thanks.
Hi, I just wanted to ask you guys what the fuck you're on about? Preemies? Persians? What? Are we doing Sesame Street thread day and no one told me? Today's threads were brought to you by the letter P?
Huh?
Anyone?
Just another board invasion. Clicky and you will understand all.
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#227157 - 03/08/07 12:48 PM
Re: inherently-evil but should be rife with trolli
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Ah, it's all falling in to place. Mrs Conky would stab me in the face if she found me mocking the preemies, tho.
She's going out later.
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#227160 - 03/08/07 02:03 PM
Re: inherently-evil but should be rife with trolli
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Okay, we're in. And I even themed it.
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#227161 - 03/08/07 03:03 PM
Re: inherently-evil but should be rife with trolli
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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genius conky.
i love the replies
RE: Getting rid of dogs!
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* Posted by texas-weed 7A (My Page) on
Thu, Mar 8, 07 at 17:16
Prestone Anti-Freeze
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RE: Getting rid of dogs!
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* Posted by anita55 zone 6 NY (My Page) on
Thu, Mar 8, 07 at 17:35
Texas-weed, go to your crate immediately. That is no solution and you should be ashamed to even suggest that he harm an innocent animal because its owners are disrespectful, lazy, inconsiderate people.
Go over to your neighbor with a shovel full of droppings and tell him it has to stop. Tell him that his dog is ruining your lawn and scaring your kids. if that doesn't work call animal control next time the dog comes on your property; tell them you are afraid of the dog and your children are afraid to go outside.
Or move to a place where no one or their pets will ever bother you if you can find such a place. I don't think one exists.
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RE: Getting rid of dogs!
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#227163 - 03/08/07 03:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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H2C's inspired response:
"I don’t think fertilizer will help you much if the dog doesn’t leave the picture. I’ve had a similar problem in the past. I had a neighbor who would let his dogs run every where, and they would dump all over my yard, and destroy it. To exasperate the problem he also had live chickens that would destroy my vegetable garden. I solved the problem by feeding the dogs raw chicken for a whole week then stopped. This took care of the chickens and my neighbor then took care of the dogs. My solution won’t help you but I think you’ll see a different way to look at your problem. Best of luck."
I've added to it.
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#227166 - 03/08/07 04:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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another, ,they're all a bit derivative but who gives a fuck? this one even has a tt.coli bit
Edited by jamesn (03/08/07 04:29 PM)
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#227167 - 03/08/07 05:54 PM
Re: inherently-evil but should be rife with trolli
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
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Fucking funny. Which one of you was "Smartt?"
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#227169 - 03/09/07 01:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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this is hilarious-the thread's taken off into "how to wage border wars with your neighbors and their pets". it's like 29 ways to non-lethally torture and inflict pain onto neighborhood pets.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#227170 - 03/09/07 06:20 PM
Re: inherently-evil but should be rife with trolli
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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"First step is to learn how to love yourself and the second step is to learn how to communicate with animals. The second step is fairly easy. It's the first step thats historically been has man's problem"
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#227172 - 03/10/07 07:28 AM
Re: inherently-evil but should be rife with trolli
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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"Conky, if it's a camel, you just tie a visible rope between two upright sticks, like staking off a garden and telling the kids not to go into the staked out area. Camels won't cross a boundary, they'll walk around it."
Fucking outstanding. Camels. Those poor gardeners. That thread won't die, so I'm going to escalate it later, I think, or hit up QVC with some choice trolling.
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#227173 - 03/10/07 12:52 PM
Pointless, stupid, puerile. Why not?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Here's a new one at QVC. Don't know how long it'll stay up though.
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#227176 - 03/10/07 11:23 PM
Re: Pointless, stupid, puerile. Why not?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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if this ever gets boring or slow, which it has clearly yet to approach, it may be funny to post there, linking to this forum and thread showing it was a bunch of people on a degenerate porn forum trying not to laugh too much as we were mocking their every reply behind the curtain.
it's got comedic value, horrified gardeners usually do.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#227178 - 03/10/07 11:33 PM
Re: Pointless, stupid, puerile. Why not?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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you're right. it's so tempting though.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#227179 - 03/10/07 11:37 PM
Re: Pointless, stupid, puerile. Why not?
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
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Yes, let's not kill the goose that laid the golden egg. If only there was some way to blame ADT...
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#227180 - 03/10/07 11:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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if it converted some lawn degenerates to porn degenerates it may be worth it. broadening horizons. provided they (lawn care) didn't shut it down the ensuing maelstrom would be seriously entertaining.
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#227181 - 03/11/07 12:52 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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Who's posting under the name smartt? His last post sounded like it might be Windsock. Or is it the real smartt?
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It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#227184 - 03/11/07 06:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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Oh no!
* Posted by texas-weed 7A (My Page) on
Sun, Mar 11, 07 at 19:52
First let me say that I said what I said because I do not believe the OP was sincere, and was acting like a TROLL. Now after reading further, I am convinced we have a TROLL.
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#227185 - 03/11/07 07:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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MotherFuckers!!!!
They can't call Conky a TROLL!!! Only WE can call Conky a TROLL!!!
Keep it going!!! This is GREAT!!
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#227186 - 03/11/07 11:39 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
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No Texan's ever stopped XPTQuote:
RE: Getting rid of dogs!
Posted by grizzlyguy(soopergrizz@gmail.com) on Mon, Mar 12, 07 at 1:07
I've seen garden GNOMES, but never trolls.
RE: Getting rid of dogs!
Posted by raoulduke (My Page) on Mon, Mar 12, 07 at 2:33
Does the "anti-critter" spray work on trolls? Do we have to mix stronger than 4oz to the Gallon?
I still want to know who's doing Smartt.
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#227187 - 03/12/07 10:10 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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If it's not Windsock, it's someone posing as Windsock posing as Smartt.
As evidence, the use of the word "monstrous"
Windsock
CAOH
Simp
Edited by soopergrizz (03/12/07 10:30 AM)
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#227188 - 03/12/07 01:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Sweet Martha Stewart! How dare they suggest that my lawn dilemma is just a troll! Those ignorant, selfish bastards! Isn't it enough that I've been dragged off by the PD, had my lawn crapped on, my wife and daughters terrified? Seriously, these people are just unbelievable. They're worse than Christians. How dare they! I'm outraged, libeled, angered, enraged and defamed. 
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#227189 - 03/12/07 05:20 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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You think that's an insult, Conky, now they think that you and Smartt are one and the same. Grizz, I think you're right about it being Windsock. The last post has his drunken diction. 
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#227190 - 03/12/07 07:54 PM
YOU MOTHER-FUCKERS!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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YOU MOTHER-FUCKERS!!!    YOU COCK-SUCKING TURD-EATING FUNNIER-THAN-SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! Well I had no idea there was a draft, that I was being sent to Iraq or that I even HAD a MOTHER-FUCKING garden. Partially my fault, since I completely skipped the post and read Smartt and Conky. I missed fucking SooperGrizz or should I say "grizzlyguy" putting me in the line of fire of the Sunnis & Shi'a on Friday. I missed it. But, America stands by her troops!! And, I have well-wishers who assure me that I will return to my beloved garden in one piece [with Christ's help, thru Prayers and Love, of course!!]. Well. It's the middle of the night here in Baghdad. Missing America. Fighting the good fight for Democracy. I wonder how my hybrid "Roses" are doing. The Mia's. The Ava's .... YOU MOTHER-FUCKING MOTHER-FUCKERS!! 
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#227191 - 03/13/07 07:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Fatman, I'm crying with laughter here. Seriously, the inclusion of your email address was the crowning glory for which I can take no credit.
As to just who Smartt was, my money is on Windsock. It certainly wasn't me doubling up because I'm way too lazy to answer my own posts!
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#227194 - 03/13/07 01:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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If they could learn to be just a tad less tolerant, those QVC mods could qualify for ADT mod status!! Any word if they seizure when the name Jamesn is mentioned?
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#227195 - 03/13/07 02:27 PM
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Registered: 08/05/05
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I saved one of the posts. Here it is but I'm too much of an idiot to make it appear. BTW where is the function "save attachment"? That is what is throwing me off.
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It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#227197 - 03/13/07 02:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm trying to win them back over on the lawn thread!
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