"Conky, if it's a camel, you just tie a visible rope between two upright sticks, like staking off a garden and telling the kids not to go into the staked out area. Camels won't cross a boundary, they'll walk around it."

Fucking outstanding. Camels. Those poor gardeners. That thread won't die, so I'm going to escalate it later, I think, or hit up QVC with some choice trolling.