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Welcome! I see you're from Phoenix... if a creepy old Jewish guy by the name of Peter Dickem asks you to be in a movie, turn around, and run as fast as you can.



Holy crap! I'd forgotten about that guy. Those are some of the worst pornos I've ever seen. I'd have a better time driving up to Kierland Commons and watching all the fake North Scottsdale tits bounce around from the patio at Tommy Bahama.