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#227109 - 03/07/07 02:00 PM Willie and Floofin...
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#227110 - 03/07/07 02:07 PM Re: Willie and Floofin...
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I'd like to find her nonporn performing twin sister and make an honest woman of her, by honest I mean sodomize her. Taryn's hot.

I'm assuming an obligatory "That's not me, someone is illegally using my picture and name." denial will come shortly.
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#227111 - 03/07/07 02:11 PM Re: Willie and Floofin...
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Registered: 12/09/05
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god, shouldn't she be spinning tracks in ibiza by now?

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#227112 - 03/07/07 02:15 PM Re: Willie and Floofin...
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god, shouldn't she be spinning tracks in ibiza by now?




Eddie, is this some sort of hooker slang?
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#227113 - 03/07/07 04:41 PM Re: Willie and Floofin...
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#227114 - 03/07/07 06:03 PM Re: Willie and Floofin...
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
she is not escort....shes a "provider"

PR!!! PR!!! please Press conference !!!!! urgent!!!

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#227115 - 03/07/07 07:41 PM Re: Willie and Floofin...
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Registered: 09/20/05
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I guess the Hooters on Mill Avenue didn't give reserve her old job for her.

Jeez, AZ whores...Chasey Lain, Kate Frost, Taryn Thomas, Courtney Simpson, what gives? At least we can pawn Tiana Lynn and Lain Oi off on Tucson.

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#227116 - 03/08/07 10:50 AM Re: Willie and Floofin...
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Jeez, AZ whores...Chasey Lain, Kate Frost, Taryn Thomas, Courtney Simpson, what gives?




The dry air makes it more difficult for the bacteria and viruses to reproduce.
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#227117 - 03/08/07 10:52 AM Re: Willie and Floofin...
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The dry air makes it more difficult for the bacteria and viruses to reproduce.




Grizz, just call 'em whores like the rest of us do.
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#227118 - 03/08/07 11:29 AM Re: Willie and Floofin...
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Jeez, AZ whores...Chasey Lain, Kate Frost, Taryn Thomas, Courtney Simpson, what gives? At least we can pawn Tiana Lynn and Lain Oi off on Tucson.




Arizona, Florida & L.A. seem to be the top 3 spots the harlots come to porn valley from.

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#227119 - 03/08/07 12:57 PM Taryn Thomas' E.Coli
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She's now claiming on ADT that she flaked on some erotic film show in Spain because she contracted an e.coli infection from eating spinach. My guess is she had a severe case of the bottle flu, read this in the paper, and appropriated it as her excuse. That Taryn is one lucky whore, because only two fucking people in the entire State of California were infected. Out of the tens of millions of residents, she was the lucky one. Not to mention that both cases further developed into a life-threatening kidney disorder which would require weeks of convalescence and dialysis, and she would have gotten an extensive forensic investigation by the CDC to figure out where and how she got it. But it's OK, I'm sure she had some good insurance to cover it all.

http://www.cdc.gov/foodborne/ecolispinach/case_count_us_map.htm

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#227120 - 03/08/07 01:19 PM Re: Taryn Thomas' E.Coli
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She's now claiming on ADT that she flaked on some erotic film show in Spain because she contracted an e.coli infection from eating spinach. My guess is she had a severe case of the bottle flu, read this in the paper, and appropriated it as her excuse. That Taryn is one lucky whore, because only two fucking people in the entire State of California were infected. Out of the tens of millions of residents, she was the lucky one. Not to mention that both cases further developed into a life-threatening kidney disorder which would require weeks of convalescence and dialysis, and she would have gotten an extensive forensic investigation by the CDC to figure out where and how she got it. But it's OK, I'm sure she had some good insurance to cover it all.

http://www.cdc.gov/foodborne/ecolispinach/case_count_us_map.htm




Wille (or Seamus) don't pop off unless you know all the facts. It just so happens that Taryn's e.coli was a different strain than the other cases in California.

I know this to be a fact because I personally took a dump in her lasagna florentine, and I picked up my bug in Costa Rica.
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#227121 - 03/08/07 01:26 PM Re: Willie and Floofin...
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Jeez, AZ whores...Chasey Lain, Kate Frost, Taryn Thomas, Courtney Simpson, what gives? At least we can pawn Tiana Lynn and Lain Oi off on Tucson.




Arizona, Florida & L.A. seem to be the top 3 spots the harlots come to porn valley from.






Taryn escort's or not?

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#227122 - 03/08/07 02:03 PM Re: Taryn Thomas' E.Coli
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#227123 - 03/08/07 02:50 PM Re: Taryn Thomas' E.Coli
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My, she's filled out nicely.


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#227124 - 03/08/07 03:43 PM Re: Taryn Thomas' E.Coli
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Wille (or Seamus) don't pop off unless you know all the facts. It just so happens that Taryn's e.coli was a different strain than the other cases in California.



That faggot Hardware struck again...he's really getting a reputation as a little nazi over there. People are posting threads anywhere but his e.coli-infested porn pool.

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#227125 - 03/08/07 08:09 PM Re: Taryn Thomas' E.Coli
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
What does she charge? If its more than 300-400 in-call, 500 out-call, people are getting short changed/screwed/a lousy deal.
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#227126 - 03/08/07 08:59 PM Re: Taryn Thomas' E.Coli
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Her skin is greasy, but she has cute apple cheeks I want to slap.

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My, she's filled out nicely.


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#227127 - 03/09/07 08:29 AM Re: Taryn Thomas' E.Coli
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Registered: 04/14/03
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She's now claiming on ADT that she flaked on some erotic film show in Spain because she contracted an e.coli infection from eating spinach.




I love it. Now all porn whores have cancer and can flake out because they ate spinach. Fucking beautiful.

<-----Hey Tony, can you please rename this smiley to "eating spinach".
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#227128 - 03/09/07 09:30 AM Re: Taryn Thomas' E.Coli
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
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#227129 - 03/14/07 11:13 AM Re: Taryn Thomas' E.Coli
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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jesus willie, the porn industry hates you and taryn thomas was taught english by el gloriouso

An honestly my medical health is no ones bussiness and if people want to go around and continue publish untrue facts about me and my health. I will sue them for lible or slander.... But yes I did have ecoli.
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#227130 - 03/14/07 05:08 PM Re: Taryn Thomas' E.Coli
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
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If you would like to come over to my house in Arizona and inspect the way my bowels are since then you are more than welcome to... Also I am asking you now not to post anything about me any further. Unless it is something good and you have actual facts about it, from myself, my agent, or pr.



I guess your offer for Luke to come Roto-Rooter your Rectum is "something good," then?
Check out this whore's attempt at spin control. Kinda reminds me of Conky's pic:


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#227131 - 03/14/07 05:30 PM Re: Taryn Thomas' E.Coli
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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I guess your offer for Luke to come Roto-Rooter your Rectum is "something good," then?
Check out this whore's attempt at spin control. Kinda reminds me of Conky's pic:







Real original there douchebag.
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#227132 - 03/14/07 06:07 PM Re: Taryn Thomas' E.Coli
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/06
Posts: 173
Loc: In front of my monitor...
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If you would like to come over to my house in Arizona and inspect the way my bowels are since then you are more than welcome to... Also I am asking you now not to post anything about me any further. Unless it is something good and you have actual facts about it, from myself, my agent, or pr.





Taryn Thomas = Reichspropagandaminister



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#227133 - 03/14/07 06:24 PM Re: Taryn Thomas' E.Coli
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
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Real original there douchebag.




Dildoboy, When are you going to learn that these pathetic potshots of yours only make you look like the ignorant pigfucker you are. You've been going across the board all day trying to snipe at me,and, until now, they've all been "+1s" and "Me Too's" off of other people people's shit. This is the best, most original thing you've said all day, and it's fucking lame. Come on, can't you do any better than that, you half-aborted spawn of a retarded crack whore and an anthrax-ridden donkey? You couldn't lay hate on fucking Osama without looking like a useless, syphilitic chimp with Downs Syndrome. I used Conky's picture 'cause it was relevant to the quote. Of course, never having been to school, you wouldn't understand things like relevance and context, you poor, ignorant, inbred, white trash fool. Grow yourself a pair, get a thesaurus, and then come at me if you can. Until then, leave the hate to the professionals.
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#227134 - 03/14/07 06:25 PM Re: Taryn Thomas' E.Coli
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
Taryn Thomas = Reichspropagandaminister






Where'd you get that Graemlin? That's great.
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#227135 - 03/14/07 08:35 PM Re: Taryn Thomas' E.Coli
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/06
Posts: 173
Loc: In front of my monitor...
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Taryn Thomas = Reichspropagandaminister






Where'd you get that Graemlin? That's great.




I can't remember exactly, unfortunately. I think it was some music-related chatboard with a lot of hotheaded "your favourite band sucks" - "shut the fuck up" etc. etc. discussions.

Here's another one:

Could be useful for the "Nazi Hunnies" thread...


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#227136 - 03/15/07 12:11 AM Re: Taryn Thomas' E.Coli
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Can't you do any better than that

No, he can't.


Of course, never having been to school, you wouldn't understand things like relevance and context.

If you read threads in which BIFF stalked me, you will see that he has a reading comprehension problem which I have offered to help him with. Still after all this time, he has not PMed me.


You poor, ignorant, inbred, white trash fool.

Unless other threads are inaccurate I believe he is a poor, ignorant, inbred, black ghetto fool.
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#227137 - 03/15/07 12:23 AM Re: Taryn Thomas' E.Coli
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Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
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Unless other threads are inaccurate I believe he is a poor, ignorant, inbred, black ghetto fool.



He hasn't contradicted me on it, so I'm going with that assumption.
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#227138 - 03/15/07 03:08 PM Re: Taryn Thomas' E.Coli
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I would love to hire this bitch to do a group "show." How great would it be to invite Khan Tusion to join us, have him hide in the bathroom, once she gets in the door, we let her in, lock the door and let khan come out and start re-enacting her meatholes scene where she went mental. It would be great to see her act as if she just found out Michael Jackson was her pops.
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#227139 - 03/15/07 04:12 PM Re: Taryn Thomas' E.Coli
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Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
Just make sure you get the paperwork from Luke after he's done "inspecting the plumbing."
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#227140 - 03/17/07 12:25 AM Re: Willie and Floofin...
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Arizona, Florida & L.A. seem to be the top 3 spots the harlots come to porn valley from.




Isn't Phoenix a fucking suburb of LA these days? Or, at the very least, where all the rich folks invaded after things got too expensive in SoCal?

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But it's OK, I'm sure she had some good insurance to cover it all.




Willie, whores have benefits?
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#227141 - 07/11/07 09:01 PM Chub Chub!
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Hi, Chub Chub!




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