I've been on hiatus for the past month, owing mainly to the xpt diet being too high in fatman and too low on protein.

During the productive time I spent away from here I've written two operas, cured testicular cancer and brokered peace in the civil war in Sierra Leone, but I decided to throw it all away to hang out with you twats.

Oh, Hi Katja, I didn't know you did Macramé!