I've been on hiatus for the past month, owing mainly to the xpt diet being too high in fatman and too low on protein.

During the productive time I spent away from here I've written two operas, cured testicular cancer and brokered peace in the civil war in Sierra Leone, but I decided to throw it all away to hang out with you twats.

Oh, Hi Katja, I didn't know you did Macramé!

Hey 'grizz. There was something about Lockwood, but I missed it.
Fatman is still AWOC (absent without cake) so no Weekly Review, Burg's got an ad bottom right and our new posters have had some decent flame wars but nothing up to H2C's standards.

Yup, that's about it apart from LAPD Metro trying to steal all my ammo after those damned immigrants torched my place.

That about sums it up. Welcome home, Grizz.