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#226638 - 03/05/07 06:51 PM Porn Star Theft II
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
When talking to one of my favorite XXX journalists, I actually got a very interesting story. It was found out that a semi-popular porn whore, whose real name is Julie, was involved in some serious theft. She went to several video stores -not the adult kind- and rented movies and video games on someone elses Blockbuster card. She traveled to 5 or 6 different Blockbusters and checked out the maximum number of videos/games in each store, paying the check out fee - all in the same day.

The girl had obviously premeditated the theft stealing over 30 games and DVD's during a one day crime spree. Apparently Julie never returned the product and the owner of the card starting getting bills, collection notices, etc. Of course, what this Julie didn't realize was that Blockbuster has digital video cameras in all the stores, and the owner of the card, apparently also in porn, wasn't in state at the time of the theft.

Further details are being withheld because apparently there is a police investigation underway. The journalist is under a vow of silence until an arrest (a felony because it was over $1,000 in product) is made. Hopefully dude don't mind me getting his scoop.

I can't say that I feel too bad for this Julie and I wish he told me who she was. It just shows the type of crack whore skanks the business is hiring these days. Big surprise right? So guys, watch out who you lend your library cards too as well.
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#226639 - 03/05/07 07:47 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3078
Loc: cleanup
Shocked... Shocked I say.
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#226640 - 03/05/07 07:48 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
You fucking douchebag. Change your avatar. I don't want to be confused with your dumbass.
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#226641 - 03/05/07 07:56 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3078
Loc: cleanup
This looks like Skurt???

I don't know about you, Biff. I really wonder. I mean, what kind of man has a dancing faggot as an avatar?
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#226642 - 03/05/07 08:07 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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You fucking douchebag. Change your avatar. I don't want to be confused with your dumbass.




Shove it rookie!
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#226643 - 03/05/07 08:54 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3078
Loc: cleanup
Oh, he meant you, Darth. Usually, when Biff turns on the sweet talk, he's talking to me. Biff??? Don't you love me anymore??? I thought we had something... special.
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#226644 - 03/05/07 08:57 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
Darth. You're a fucking dolt. Why does it surprise you that porn hires unsavory peeps? The job requirements are fucking and sucking on film and looking halfway decent while doing it. These girls aren't Junior Leaguers. Shocking.

Did these store cameras happen to pick up this "Julie" dressed like she robbed Claire's Boutique and be-bopping around on an iPod to drum and bass or some dumb white bitch beats like that? Man, going to 5 different Blockbusters sounds like the hardest work for such a small time hustle. Stupid whores.

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#226645 - 03/05/07 09:02 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3078
Loc: cleanup
There's now Three people on this thread alone using the Skurt Lackwood video. Again, I gotta ask, what kind of man has a dancing faggot as an avatar?
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#226646 - 03/05/07 09:07 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

You fucking douchebag. Change your avatar. I don't want to be confused with your dumbass.


I personally like the fact that at least 6 current users are rocking the Skirt Lackwood tap-dancing throwdown avatar. I suspect Muhammad Malice would use it if he wasn't busy promoting his own pornography. I'd use it if St. Patrick's Day weren't coming up soon.

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#226647 - 03/05/07 09:19 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
Quote:

There's now Three people on this thread alone using the Skurt Lackwood video. Again, I gotta ask, what kind of man has a dancing faggot as an avatar?




Maybe iam Kurt.

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#226648 - 03/05/07 09:22 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Great thread. All true.

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#226649 - 03/05/07 09:23 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3078
Loc: cleanup
Quote:

Quote:

There's now Three people on this thread alone using the Skurt Lackwood video. Again, I gotta ask, what kind of man has a dancing faggot as an avatar?




Maybe iam Kurt.




NAAHHH. NOT IN ALL CAPS.
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#226650 - 03/05/07 09:46 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Quote:

Darth. You're a fucking dolt. Why does it surprise you that porn hires unsavory peeps? The job requirements are fucking and sucking on film and looking halfway decent while doing it. These girls aren't Junior Leaguers. Shocking.

Did these store cameras happen to pick up this "Julie" dressed like she robbed Claire's Boutique and be-bopping around on an iPod to drum and bass or some dumb white bitch beats like that? Man, going to 5 different Blockbusters sounds like the hardest work for such a small time hustle. Stupid whores.




Isn't that retarded? I mean who is that stupid to goto jail for video games and regular definition videos. Now HD movies - maybe.
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#226651 - 03/05/07 10:49 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

Shove it rookie!




The only rookie here is that nub in your pants or is it a slit?

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#226652 - 03/05/07 10:53 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
Katja Kassin Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/23/07
Posts: 32
Loc: Woodland Hills, CA
I only take my old messed up towels to set in case the get stolen. you know the kind of towels that get fucked up because some wacko housewife poured half a gallon of bleach in the laundry machine and they get all weird looking and strangely discolored. I'm not taking the good towels on set, they cost 5 bucks at Wal Mart each...

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#226653 - 03/05/07 11:49 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Quote:

Quote:

Shove it rookie!




The only rookie here is that nub in your pants or is it a slit?






You dare to question my greatness? I shall smite thee. Now remove my avatar rookie.

This thread is about a porn whore named Julie who allegedly steals DVD's and video games.
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#226654 - 03/06/07 01:50 AM Re: Porn Star Theft II
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
god, what another pathetic crime. bitch ever heard of a dvd burner?

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#226655 - 03/06/07 08:27 AM Re: Porn Star Theft II
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

When talking to one of my favorite XXX journalists, I actually got a very interesting story. It was found out that a semi-popular porn whore, whose real name is Julie, was involved in some serious theft. She went to several video stores -not the adult kind- and rented movies and video games on someone elses Blockbuster card. She traveled to 5 or 6 different Blockbusters and checked out the maximum number of videos/games in each store, paying the check out fee - all in the same day.

The girl had obviously premeditated the theft stealing over 30 games and DVD's during a one day crime spree. Apparently Julie never returned the product and the owner of the card starting getting bills, collection notices, etc. Of course, what this Julie didn't realize was that Blockbuster has digital video cameras in all the stores, and the owner of the card, apparently also in porn, wasn't in state at the time of the theft.

Further details are being withheld because apparently there is a police investigation underway. The journalist is under a vow of silence until an arrest (a felony because it was over $1,000 in product) is made. Hopefully dude don't mind me getting his scoop.

I can't say that I feel too bad for this Julie and I wish he told me who she was. It just shows the type of crack whore skanks the business is hiring these days. Big surprise right? So guys, watch out who you lend your library cards too as well.




I have also heard this story and me being the dick I am, im going to name names.

Sierrra Sinn and Skeeter Kerkove
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#226656 - 03/06/07 10:55 AM Re: Porn Star Theft II
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
This thread should be renamed 'Grand Theft Porno'

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#226657 - 03/06/07 03:55 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
safado Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 329
Quote:

Maybe iam Kurt.




If so, you have my sympathy

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#226658 - 03/06/07 05:54 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
You're joking right? This is too good to be true.
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#226659 - 03/06/07 06:01 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

You dare to question my greatness? I shall smite thee. Now remove my avatar rookie.

This thread is about a porn whore named Julie who allegedly steals DVD's and video games.




No one gives 2 shits what your threads about or who you are. Looks like we have another drpornz/frankenswine/lurid2.0 on our hands. Only a matter of time, son, only a matter of time.
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#226660 - 03/06/07 06:28 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
I have a hard time believing Skeeter would want any involvement with the police given his history.

And in any case, even if it's true, who do you believe?
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#226661 - 03/06/07 06:33 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Well she just was recently accused of stealing a video game from a porn shoot.
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#226662 - 03/06/07 06:34 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Wonder if Luke's made any phone calls on this one yet?
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#226663 - 03/06/07 06:38 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Well she just was recently accused of stealing a video game from a porn shoot.




Actually, that's not true. Well, the entire thing turned out to not be true, but she was never directly implicated for a video game.

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#226664 - 03/06/07 06:45 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Quote:

Quote:

Well she just was recently accused of stealing a video game from a porn shoot.




Actually, that's not true. Well, the entire thing turned out to not be true, but she was never directly implicated for a video game.




What Gia says on here and behind closed doors might be a bit different. Crazy stuff though.
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#226665 - 03/06/07 08:16 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Well she just was recently accused of stealing a video game from a porn shoot.




Actually, that's not true. Well, the entire thing turned out to not be true, but she was never directly implicated for a video game.




What Gia says on here and behind closed doors might be a bit different. Crazy stuff though.



Don't worry, I have the proof it was a spoof. You don't. Nice idea, let's move on.

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#226666 - 03/10/07 04:51 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Mine too.
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#226667 - 03/10/07 08:04 PM Re: Porn Star Theft II
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

I only take my old messed up towels to set in case the get stolen. you know the kind of towels that get fucked up because some wacko housewife poured half a gallon of bleach in the laundry machine and they get all weird looking and strangely discolored. I'm not taking the good towels on set, they cost 5 bucks at Wal Mart each...




Errrmmm, Katja, hoping for less hum-drum posts from you...

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