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#226426 - 03/03/07 02:03 AM Big Trouble in Little China
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Am I gay for loving this mid 80's movie? Loop, review it.








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#226427 - 03/03/07 04:20 AM Re: Big Trouble in Little China
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No, you are not gay...John Carpenter is a filmmaking God!

Having said that, given the subject matter, the film is seriously lacking in hot asian chicks.

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#226428 - 03/03/07 07:31 AM Re: Big Trouble in Little China
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Hell no King- it is a great movie. Blood of the earth... you mean oil...no, blood of the earth
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#226429 - 03/03/07 10:21 AM Re: Big Trouble in Little China
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Any movie with this bad-as in it rocks.

Period.
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#226430 - 03/03/07 11:15 AM Re: Big Trouble in Little China
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I too am a huge fan of this underrated flick. If I could do the funny hand thing here in a post, I would. Great cast, grat quips, bad hairstyles, but the Pork Chop Express rocks.
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#226431 - 03/03/07 01:41 PM Re: Big Trouble in Little China
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"B.T.L.C." was in heavy rotation on HBO back in the day. Good times.

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#226432 - 03/03/07 02:26 PM Re: Big Trouble in Little China
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Am I gay for loving this mid 80's movie? Loop, review it.















Ha. Haven't seen or even heard anyone mention this in so long I don't even recall the plot. But now that you mention a Carpenter flick I might just have to watch The Thing later.
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#226433 - 03/03/07 02:56 PM Re: Big Trouble in Little China
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Yeah Loop, there's very little wrong with that film. Again, great lines, good cast, the works. Some suspect FX (the spider/head thing under the table), but one of my all time favorite horror flicks.

Damn those stupid Norwegians!
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#226434 - 03/03/07 07:20 PM Re: Big Trouble in Little China
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Registered: 05/29/06
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I truly enjoy this movie and have owned the DVD many years.

Egg Shen kicks ass

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#226435 - 03/04/07 03:53 AM Re: Big Trouble in Little China
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Registered: 10/21/05
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Yeah Loop, there's very little wrong with that film. Again, great lines, good cast, the works. Some suspect FX (the spider/head thing under the table), but one of my all time favorite horror flicks.

Damn those stupid Norwegians!




Suspect FX?

Rob Bottin is revered for his work on The Thing...particularly the spider-head creature and the Dog Thing. That stuff was cutting edge back in the day, my friend!

Personally, I'd much rather see some good ol' fashioned latex and bladder work than all of this crappy CGI shit that's all over the movies nowadays...

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#226436 - 03/04/07 03:53 PM Re: Big Trouble in Little China
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Some nice sound clips from "Big Trouble In Little China", courtesy of John Carpenter's official website.



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#226437 - 03/04/07 04:10 PM Re: Big Trouble in Little China
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"the darkest kind. My soul swims in it... world of formlessness.: - Lo Pan

This guy and windsock need to get together and have a few beers.

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#226438 - 03/04/07 07:20 PM Re: Big Trouble in Little China
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best. movie. ever.
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#226439 - 03/04/07 08:44 PM Re: Big Trouble in Little China
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Registered: 06/27/06
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Son of a bitch must pay.
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#226440 - 03/18/07 11:35 PM Re: Big Trouble in Little China
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"Shut up Mister Burton. You were not brought upon this world 'get it'".


And a little FYI....the original treatment,that eventually ended up as BTLC,was supposed to be the sequel to Buckaroo Banzai.
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#226441 - 03/19/07 11:07 PM Re: Big Trouble in Little China
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Registered: 01/23/07
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Great movie. Could have used some nudity and sex sceans though. I mean shit! there was a brothel and everything, yet not a single jap tit was sean

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#226442 - 03/21/07 02:18 PM Re: Big Trouble in Little China
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best. movie. ever.



+1

Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this?
Thunder*:Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton!...ME!
(*Useless trivia -Thunder was played by Carter Wong who was in many Kung Fu flix back in the day)
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#226443 - 03/22/07 02:34 AM Re: Big Trouble in Little China
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Jack Burton: "It's like I tell my wife. I never drive faster than I can see. Besides,it's all in the reflexes."

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#226444 - 04/26/07 10:47 PM Re: Big Trouble in Little China
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Registered: 03/22/06
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an asian girl with eyes as green as jade, Lo Pan would be excited

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#226445 - 09/16/07 10:46 PM Re: Big Trouble in Little China
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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the dvd is spinning as I type this.

"You're out of your mind Wang, but God bless ya!" - Jack Burton

c62, where you at? where you been?
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#226446 - 11/27/07 12:23 AM Re: Big Trouble in Little China
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324 AMAX - 3:15-5:00 am - "Is this gonna get ugly, Wang?"
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