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#226379 - 03/02/07 10:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
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MiaRoseXXX
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Posted - Feb 27 2007 : 03:37:04 AMI must admit, I ahve not read what was said in the thread, but I did read the question asked, and want to share my thoughts.
I did a dp when I was working as a door to door Kirby vacuum salesman. My two bosses... And, wow... It is the MOST intense feeling with the most intense orgasms EVER. Period. I am booked with Erik Everhard to do one on the third. Him and Steve Holmes. "Hi, I'm Mia Rose, and I AM SO HAPPY TO BE HERE!" ha!
I would rather do a dp than straight anal. Its great great...
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Edited by - miarosexxx on 2/27/2007 3:37:30 AM
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#226380 - 03/02/07 11:10 PM
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Demon Spawn
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FWIW, this is from an ADT thread called "What is DP Like?", started by a pigfucking troll named Arnold, who got himself booted for pissing people off with anti-American rants. Having said that, I agree with James. Huh? 
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#226381 - 03/02/07 11:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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vacuum cleaners? double penetration? steve holmes? all in one thread? amazing.
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#226382 - 03/02/07 11:40 PM
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Demon Spawn
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She's nothing if not versitile. Today's kids really know how to multi-task.
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#226384 - 03/03/07 01:59 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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I did a dp when I was working as a door to door Kirby vacuum salesman. My two bosses...
god, if this is whilst a "civilian" than this helps explain the 98 guys before she was 18 question she never truly explained in this thread.
i was talking to a girl last night, she was pretty and smart and upper class and thought guys going to the strippers was the most disgusting thing ever. compare that to mia getting dp'ed by vacuum cleaners. it's a strange world.
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#226385 - 03/03/07 03:33 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
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MiaRoseXXX
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Hey Mia, maybe this sig will fit better "The Art of Pretension Perfected"
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#226386 - 03/03/07 06:50 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
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Maybe.... I'll think about it. Until then, the first one shall stay.... har
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#226388 - 03/05/07 06:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Got bless Meth. 
mia said she quit.
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#226389 - 03/05/07 06:34 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 07/19/06
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I'm 5'09" and am telling you I can dunk a basketball. Shit! I gots to get to practice! Did I mention I play Pro ball?!
You believe everything/anything these whores tell you? I was once told if they open their mouths and it's not to suck a cock, it's a lie. 10 years later in this business and that advice has never failed me.
Besides, statistically, quitting meth is like at an outrageous 99% failure rate. Now I hope she quit, but do porn girls (ANY, EVER) come to mind as being these strong willed individuals who set their sites on attaining a goal and then doing it?
Gullible Indian! No wonder we got all this land for beads.
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#226391 - 03/05/07 06:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Gullible Indian! No wonder we got all this land for beads.
it's the basic set up, you simple fool. the shit is chess not checkers, you dumb son of a bitch. i say something, wait, and let one of you dancing monkeys take the bait. (i expected a "whores lie", whatever) mia hates you, puts out for me.
but now you done blown my cover, i need to stick ava in a blonde wig.
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#226392 - 03/05/07 06:53 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 07/19/06
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Isn't there some fringe industry event you should be parading around at or at least getting ready for (eyeliner,too much hairspray, etc.) P.S. Nice MOHAWK. I had no idea of your heritage until I saw that pic!
Looks like you outsmarted me!
Me set up. Knock'em down. Dumb, white, son'va bitch. Take land, women. Me get'em white woman. Called Ava. Hates you. Love Monstar. Ava not available...maybe Courtney. Cover blown. Me wear'em blond wig to cover mohawk. Me drink'em less fire-water at obscure party.
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#226393 - 03/05/07 07:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Isn't there some fringe industry event you should be parading around at or at least getting ready for (eyeliner,too much hairspray, etc.)
hairspray? eyeliner? that's so 2006. you bringing up old shit. at least hit me as i stand now, you fuck.
and if there is some fringe event drop a dime. the fringeier the better. with the d-list whores you don't even need to bring favors to the party for them whores to put out. (sarcasm)
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#226394 - 03/05/07 07:12 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 07/19/06
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Isn't there some fringe industry event you should be parading around at or at least getting ready for (eyeliner,too much hairspray, etc.)
hairspray? eyeliner? that's so 2006. you bringing up old shit. at least hit me as i stand now, you fuck.
and if there is some fringe event drop a dime. the fringeier the better. with the d-list whores you don't even need to bring favors to the party for them whores to put out. (sarcasm)
Post a recent pic and consider it done. Then we smok'em peace pipe! Much better for both of us.
Sorry, I only know of good parties. You're correct on the D-listers. I usually judge a good/bad party based on your prescense along with a couple of other drifters and deliquents that are usually let in to the really shitty events.
I'm sure you disagree and believe if you are there, then it's a GREAT party. I respect your opinion. Just saying, I know people who talk in code and if there's an "Indian on the Reservation," we're off to a better event!
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#226396 - 03/06/07 12:37 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/16/06
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"She's nothing if not versitile. Today's kids really know how to multi-task...."
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#226397 - 03/06/07 04:42 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
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Honestly.... I couldn't give a rats cock if anyone believes me or not. Whores lie... so? Who the fuck doesn't. I didn't stop to prove anything to anyone but me. So.... Methisdead... I hope you cum in your eye everyday until you say something positive other than your hiv status. me like em with eye liner and Mohawk. Manstar through it all, has always been a friend. To my asshole, but a friend none the less. 
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#226398 - 03/06/07 06:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Manstar through it all, has always been a friend. To my asshole, but a friend none the less.
aww babe. it's all good, i'm a friend to your cooch, too.
monstar---> <---mia
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#226399 - 03/06/07 07:49 PM
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#226401 - 03/07/07 12:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I find Mia's story very arousing and based upon my youthful days in sales, I don't find it too hard to believe. I can tell some stories about the acts done in the "bag" room in the basement at Baker's in Roosevelt Field.
Mia, were attachments involved?
How many units did you sell? Sadly I can't imagine the household who would buy a Kirby vac from an 18-year-old girl no matter how hot a cutie.
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#226402 - 03/07/07 01:43 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 07/19/06
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Gullible Indian! No wonder we got all this land for beads.
it's the basic set up, you simple fool. the shit is chess not checkers, you dumb son of a bitch. i say something, wait, and let one of you dancing monkeys take the bait. (i expected a "whores lie", whatever) mia hates you, puts out for me.
but now you done blown my cover, i need to stick ava in a blonde wig.
That's checkmate, Injun. Nothing better than illiciting a response from the whore subject. Talk about tossing out the bait. Much better played than the feeble attempt you brag about.
If you or Mia could read, you'd see I had nothing negative to say about Mia directly. I was making a generalization about porn girls. In fact, what I did say was, "Now I hope she quit, but do porn girls (ANY, EVER) come to mind as being these strong willed individuals who set their sites on attaining a goal and then doing it?"
Are either of you mentally retarded enough to argue that statement as false?
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#226403 - 03/07/07 01:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
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"Do porn girls (ANY, EVER) come to mind as being these strong willed individuals who set their sites on attaining a goal and then doing it?"
Sharon Mitchell, for one.
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#226404 - 03/07/07 01:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
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That's checkmate, Injun. Nothing better than illiciting a response from the whore subject. Talk about tossing out the bait. Much better played than the feeble attempt you brag about.
If you or Mia could read, you'd see I had nothing negative to say about Mia directly. I was making a generalization about porn girls. In fact, what I did say was, "Now I hope she quit, but do porn girls (ANY, EVER) come to mind as being these strong willed individuals who set their sites on attaining a goal and then doing it?"
Are either of you mentally retarded enough to argue that statement as false?
dood you're still going? i stopped paying attention.
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#226405 - 03/07/07 11:07 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 07/19/06
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No you didn't. This board, your hack PR firm or whatever it is you supposedly do for porn girls (user, hanger-on, another Hollywood wanna-be) and industry events are your entire life. S-s-s-s-suck it. Excuse my stutter.
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#226406 - 03/07/07 11:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
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No you didn't. This board, your hack PR firm or whatever it is you supposedly do for porn girls (user, hanger-on, another Hollywood wanna-be) and industry events are your entire life. S-s-s-s-suck it. Excuse my stutter.
Hey Fayner, how's it going?
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#226407 - 03/07/07 05:43 PM
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Whoremaster
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No you didn't. This board, your hack PR firm or whatever it is you supposedly do for porn girls (user, hanger-on, another Hollywood wanna-be) and industry events are your entire life. S-s-s-s-suck it. Excuse my stutter.
Monstar Rawx...what about you? Can you get Courtney Cummz to leave me a personalised birthday greeting video on Youtube? Or pics of Charlotte Stokely and Eva Angelina sexing up Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny at the mall?
No?
Then kindly shut the fuck up, sir. 
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#226408 - 03/07/07 06:19 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
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No you didn't. This board, your hack PR firm or whatever it is you supposedly do for porn girls (user, hanger-on, another Hollywood wanna-be) and industry events are your entire life. S-s-s-s-suck it. Excuse my stutter.
Monstar Rawx...what about you? Can you get Courtney Cummz to leave me a personalised birthday greeting video on Youtube? Or pics of Charlotte Stokely and Eva Angelina sexing up Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny at the mall?
No?
Then kindly shut the fuck up, sir.
Yes, I could. But I don't know you, so I wouldn't. You'd be less impressed by the Monstrosity if you actually were part of the inner circle of this industry and had more than a masturbatory relationship with these pigs via this board.
So, you sir, can kindly shut the fuck up.
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#226414 - 03/08/07 01:01 AM
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Whoremaster
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if you actually were part of the inner circle of this industry and had more than a masturbatory relationship with these pigs via this board.
So, you sir, can kindly shut the fuck up.
inner circle = drug dealer
Inner Circle = Bad Boys 
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#226415 - 03/08/07 01:13 AM
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Whoremaster
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Yes, I could. But I don't know you, so I wouldn't. You'd be less impressed by the Monstrosity if you actually were part of the inner circle of this industry and had more than a masturbatory relationship with these pigs via this board.
So, you sir, can kindly shut the fuck up.
My relationship with the industry is somewhat more than masturbatory. I'm a former distributor, and now I make my money from online smut.
As for being impressed with Monstar...at least he does something. You?
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#226416 - 03/08/07 04:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#226418 - 03/08/07 11:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Yes, I could.
then i'm calling you out. do it.
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You'd be less impressed by the Monstrosity if you actually were part of the inner circle of this industry
i'm also calling you out on your inner circle-ness. put up or shut up. spill it. because any jack ass with delusions of grandeur can suck his own dick and tell his friends at the bar how he is such a big shot in porn.
either way "inner circle," outer circle, around the corner and down the block , i don't give a flying fuck what you think and i don't care who you may think you are.
the only people who matter are the ones that pay me.
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#226419 - 03/08/07 02:01 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 07/19/06
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 Yawn...first, I'll do what I want, when I want to do it; not when some failed distributor asks me to or when this wanna-be promoter wants me to. Monster, I'll see you again soon. We'll talk and hang out in the same circles. The best part is, you'll never know. Mia, like all your "friends" say behind your back, your sister is much prettier inside and out than you. Keep working on that whip-sharp comedic tongue! Maybe you'll do some mainstream comedy work someday, har, har! Enjoy the big bucks you're pulling at Evil and with Jules. It's short lived, but I'm sure you've got it all stashed away for the future. Fatman, welcome back. It's my understanding you were missing for a while. Calling motherfuckers out on a message board! Y'all slay me!
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#226420 - 03/08/07 02:11 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Yawn...first, I'll do what I want, when I want to do it; not when some failed distributor asks me to or when this wanna-be promoter wants me to. Monster, I'll see you again soon. We'll talk and hang out in the same circles. The best part is, you'll never know. Mia, like all your "friends" say behind your back, your sister is much prettier inside and out than you. Keep working on that whip-sharp comedic tongue! Maybe you'll do some mainstream comedy work someday, har, har! Enjoy the big bucks you're pulling at Evil and with Jules. It's short lived, but I'm sure you've got it all stashed away for the future. Fatman, welcome back. It's my understanding you were missing for a while.
Calling motherfuckers out on a message board! Y'all slay me!
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#226421 - 03/08/07 02:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Monster, I'll see you again soon. We'll talk and hang out in the same circles.
wow. you know who i am. you'll laugh and smile, shake my hand all the while hating on me, but not having the balls to say it.
umm...last time i checked, doesn't that make you a little bitch?
well, at least you copped to it. next time i see you at one of those events you so despise, make sure you buy me a drink, little girl.
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#226422 - 03/08/07 06:27 PM
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Whoremaster
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Yawn...first, I'll do what I want, when I want to do it; not when some failed distributor asks me to or when this wanna-be promoter wants me to.
Failed? Nope, sorry to disappoint you...got out while the getting was good. It's a very different market in the UK, with different laws.
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#226423 - 03/09/07 12:04 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 07/19/06
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dood you're still going? i stopped paying attention.
Fucking liar. You live for this.
I retract the comment about the guy who I referred to as a "failed distributor. I'm sure you retired on all of your success as a smut peddler. Especially in that United Kingdom of yours! Cheers! How many quid you got saved up Govna'?! Blimey!
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#226425 - 05/11/07 08:16 PM
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