Jeff: as tempting as it is to do so...alas, Lockwood will have to join the teeming masses of humanity who are not good enough to be deemed to be excelling in anal by their peers. Now there IS next year...and if he keeps up his apparent fondness for this browned-out region of his anatomy...rest assured that enough noms will result in being included in this coveted category.

Fatman: To be eligible you have to be a catcher and somehow a female has to be involved. Now what is done with it after it is caught in anyone's busines...