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#226321 - 03/02/07 12:06 PM It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO noms!
ChuckSpears Offline
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Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
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Wow. Kurt got nominated for orgasmic analyst. That's fucked up..

ORGASMIC ANALYST:
Hillary Scott
Flower Tucci
Kelly Wells
Katja Kassin
Sandra Romain
Kurt Lockwood (Honorary Mention)

http://avn.com/index_cache.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=284410

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#226322 - 03/02/07 12:22 PM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO noms!
Darth Offline
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Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Proving that XRCO members, indeed, do have a sense of humor, Kurt Lockwood received an honorary mention in the Orgasmic Analyst category. "Lockwood did have more than enough actual nominations to be listed," XRCO co-chairman Dirty Bob revealed. "However, we decided that this award is best served for females – hence he is listed, but in a non-voting capacity."




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#226323 - 03/02/07 12:28 PM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO no
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I think we at XPT should take the moral high ground from this point.

It's time to start the healing.

I think this appalling act by XRCO will only heap more pressure upon Kurt to appear ultra macho. Unless we now step in and embrace him as one of our own, he can only be days away from demonstrating his strength by ripping up phone directories and pushing nerds around at his local high school.

It's time to stop the hate, people. Like his black lab, Kurt needs to be rescued and re-housed. I think he should become a Moderator here at XPT and usher in a new dawn of metrosexuality and compact SUV ownership.
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#226324 - 03/02/07 02:11 PM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO no
Cindi Loftus Offline
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Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
I personally think that if we (XRCO members) nominated him, and he got enough votes to be in the running, then he should be. We didn't nom him to receive a honorary mention.
If there was a question as to whether it was a serious nom, then XRCO, being a voting organization, should have sent out a note to all members saying-

Kurt Lockwood has received enough noms to be placed on the list of nominees for Analist. Which of the following should we do-
ignore the noms,
put him on the list as an honorary nom,
put him on the list as a nominee,
other
Please check one and return asap.

My opinion for what it's worth.
Cindi Loftus
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#226325 - 03/02/07 04:45 PM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO noms!
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
I think there's too many people using the Skurt video as an avatar. It's truly jarring, especially one on top of the other.
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#226326 - 03/02/07 04:50 PM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO no
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I think there's too many people using the Skurt video as an avatar. It's truly jarring, especially one on top of the other.




There can never be too many people using the Kurt avatar.

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#226327 - 03/02/07 05:00 PM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO no
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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I would like to take this moment to ask all the fine, honorable members of XRCO to please, please vote for Kurt Lockwood. No one is more deserving of this prestigious award.

Kurt Lockwood '07! Cause we're his biggest fans.
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#226328 - 03/02/07 05:00 PM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO no
DuckHunt Offline
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Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
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I personally think that if we (XRCO members) nominated him, and he got enough votes to be in the running, then he should be.




Do you honestly believe he did receive enough votes? I don't.

I think the XRCO's reputation was traded in for a one-time joke.


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#226329 - 03/02/07 05:18 PM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO no
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
What the eff is an orgasmic analyst?

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#226330 - 03/02/07 05:34 PM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO no
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Registered: 08/09/06
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What the eff is an orgasmic analyst?





It means he really likes snowballs.

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#226331 - 03/02/07 08:20 PM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO no
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9203
Yeah, no kidding, what does he analyze? Oh, wait, I get it ::slaps knee:: analyst. How creative of those wacky folks. Well, no dude takes it in the ass quite like ol' Stevie.

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#226332 - 03/03/07 04:06 PM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO no
Cindi Loftus Offline
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Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Quote:

Quote:

I personally think that if we (XRCO members) nominated him, and he got enough votes to be in the running, then he should be.




Do you honestly believe he did receive enough votes? I don't.

I think the XRCO's reputation was traded in for a one-time joke.




I honestly know that he got enough votes. There aren't THAT many members and that nom was mentioned around the circle.
Cindi
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#226333 - 03/05/07 08:21 AM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO no
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

I personally think that if we (XRCO members) nominated him, and he got enough votes to be in the running, then he should be. We didn't nom him to receive a honorary mention.
If there was a question as to whether it was a serious nom, then XRCO, being a voting organization, should have sent out a note to all members saying-

Kurt Lockwood has received enough noms to be placed on the list of nominees for Analist. Which of the following should we do-
ignore the noms,
put him on the list as an honorary nom,
put him on the list as a nominee,
other
Please check one and return asap.

My opinion for what it's worth.
Cindi Loftus





I agree. What a cop out. Who the fuck is in charge of XRCO?
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#226334 - 03/05/07 09:35 AM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO no
Darth Offline
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Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
I think someone should take one for the team and put on some screen caps of Kurt's face while he's getting his manhole stuffed. You will be immortalized on xpt.

I picture that as something he does, but maybe doesn't want his friends to ever see it.
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#226335 - 03/07/07 08:36 AM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO noms!
Dirty Bob Offline
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Registered: 03/06/07
Posts: 5
Let's see if I can clear up any confusion - or at the very least make it even more confusing. So many comments here - so many assumptions Most are wrong.

The XRCO members send in up to 5 suggestions per category for nominations. We add these all up and the top FIVE nominated people are placed on the ballot. Plain and simple. In the case of Orgasmic Analyst Lockwood actually TIED for 5th place but, since there are only 5 nom slots and not 6, and his anal scene(s) were nowhere as good as the person with whom he tied...he missed the cut. I gave him an honorable mention simply because it was such a unique situation.

A few of you took this to be something which diminishes the validity of XRCO noms. It is exactly the opposite: the XRCO has a reputation of being totally honest and non-political. The people the members nominate are nominated; the people who win are the winners. Plain and simple. No hedging. In this case I felt it was worthy of being noted - albeit not part of the actual voting - that his name was suggested by so many members.

And remember: Lockwood was NOT put on the ballot to be voted upon (as some of you believe happened apparently). He was given an Honorable Mention. That is all.

Now of he HAD gotten enough to firmly be in the top 5 - he would have been nominated. But he didn't.

I hope this clears things up.

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#226336 - 03/07/07 08:48 AM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO no
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Welcome, Dirty Bob. Your post explains everything, without detracting from the comedy value.
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#226337 - 03/07/07 08:55 AM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO no
Dirty Bob Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 03/06/07
Posts: 5
Well hell - does anyone REALLY think that Lockwood's ass is more appealing than that of those nominated for Best Analyst: Hillary Scott, Flower Tucci, Kelly F'in Wells, Katja Kassin, and Sandra Romain...?

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#226338 - 03/07/07 09:05 AM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO noms!
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Let's see if I can clear up any confusion - or at the very least make it even more confusing. So many comments here - so many assumptions Most are wrong.

The XRCO members send in up to 5 suggestions per category for nominations. We add these all up and the top FIVE nominated people are placed on the ballot. Plain and simple. In the case of Orgasmic Analyst Lockwood actually TIED for 5th place but, since there are only 5 nom slots and not 6, and his anal scene(s) were nowhere as good as the person with whom he tied...he missed the cut. I gave him an honorable mention simply because it was such a unique situation.

A few of you took this to be something which diminishes the validity of XRCO noms. It is exactly the opposite: the XRCO has a reputation of being totally honest and non-political. The people the members nominate are nominated; the people who win are the winners. Plain and simple. No hedging. In this case I felt it was worthy of being noted - albeit not part of the actual voting - that his name was suggested by so many members.

And remember: Lockwood was NOT put on the ballot to be voted upon (as some of you believe happened apparently). He was given an Honorable Mention. That is all.

Now of he HAD gotten enough to firmly be in the top 5 - he would have been nominated. But he didn't.

I hope this clears things up.




Good enough for me but I still think they should be able to vote for him. Come on Bob, make it happen.
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#226339 - 03/07/07 11:37 AM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO noms!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Dirty Bob: I don't think Ceara's question has been properly addressed.

What exactly are the criteria for and the parameters of an orgasmic analyst? I'm assuming it's the best anal performer as a "bottom", "catcher", et. al., or it wouldn't be females and a gay guy like Kurt.

What responsibilities does the winner have and what duties must s/he perform?
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#226340 - 03/07/07 07:43 PM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO noms!
Dirty Bob Offline
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Registered: 03/06/07
Posts: 5
Jeff: as tempting as it is to do so...alas, Lockwood will have to join the teeming masses of humanity who are not good enough to be deemed to be excelling in anal by their peers. Now there IS next year...and if he keeps up his apparent fondness for this browned-out region of his anatomy...rest assured that enough noms will result in being included in this coveted category.

Fatman: To be eligible you have to be a catcher and somehow a female has to be involved. Now what is done with it after it is caught in anyone's busines...

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#226341 - 04/20/07 01:39 PM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO no
Houstondon Offline
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Registered: 03/11/07
Posts: 451
Loc: Houston
Quote:

I think the XRCO's reputation was traded in for a one-time joke.




What is/was their reputation before the nom? Other than a few minor issues that they seem to have settled internally, I haven't heard a whole lot of people speaking ill of the group lately.
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#226342 - 08/14/07 01:16 PM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO no
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Bump
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#226343 - 08/14/07 04:52 PM Re: It's really not Kurt Lockwood's week.. XRCO no
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Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
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Bump




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