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#226235 - 03/01/07 11:29 PM Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
Willie D Offline

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Find a thread and post your funny findings. I like Curt...to a point.

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#226236 - 03/01/07 11:31 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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#226237 - 03/02/07 11:33 AM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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I'm a simple man- this made me laugh like hell.


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#226238 - 03/02/07 12:02 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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he reminds me the Tiny Ashes in army of darkness

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#226239 - 03/02/07 12:33 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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All I see here is sadness. One voice, raised against the crushing din of conformity, normality and the mediocre, trying desperately to be heard above the confusing racket of 'normal' porn.

This man will become an icon, and we mock him. Shame on us. Shame. Remember, Kurt speaks through his work, and his ideals and aspirations for the salvation of porn demand to be heard. Although obviously not in all caps.
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#226240 - 03/02/07 12:48 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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Are banks still open on Skirt Lackwood day? What about post offices? Maybe closing the post offices will keep Skirt from going postal on innocent bi-standers in leather chaps in the West Hollywood branch.

+ + = =>
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#226241 - 03/02/07 02:06 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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Are Chernobyl pics apropos yet or can Homer S. divert full nuclear meltdown?
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#226242 - 03/02/07 02:22 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
Bornyo Offline
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I hope this is the very moment he yelled to Gram: "Call me a fag!" Thinking about him standing there with the little leg kick thing he has going on yelling "Call me a fag!" from now on is priceless. Malice how can we add sound here?

Can someone line up about six of these gifs so we can have a New Edition concert?

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#226243 - 03/02/07 02:31 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
Bornyo Offline
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I used Floofins gif as my desktop wallpaper in tilemode. The results were stupendous.



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#226244 - 03/02/07 02:53 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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I used Floofins gif as my desktop wallpaper in tilemode. The results were stupendous.






This evokes memories of the future of what bad acid might look like. Does that make sense to anyone else? Can you imagine what a bad "ego-trip" would be like on that shit?!
Fucking scary.
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#226245 - 03/02/07 05:30 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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JF, I have to borrow this for awhile if you don't mind.
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#226246 - 03/02/07 06:03 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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Quote:

Quote:







I don't know why this is making me hold my stomach and giggle like a schoolgirl. Is he drinking a beer? Is that why he's doing a little happy dance when he takes a chug?


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#226247 - 03/02/07 06:55 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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LA Times article, posted by Luke:

Quote:

Kurt Lockwood resents his hometown's refusal to recognize his greatness. Really.

A popular proverb in Spanish says, "You cannot be a prophet in your own land." And that's how quintessential Los Angeles pornographer Kurt Lockwood feels today, as he asks aloud why he isn't more famous in his hometown.

After all, his 2006 movie "The Decline of Western Civilization, Part 60: The Porno Years has been hailed as a classic L.A. crack-up film. His less well-received "After Midnight," he believes "is unknown for the masterpiece that it is." His short scenes have won awards (Kurt Lockwood & Ashley Long won the 2004 AVN award for Best Couples Sex Scene for Compulsion) and run in numerous compilations. So why is he better known in his new home of four years, San Francisco, he asks, than in his own city of fellow fallen angels?

"I'm not just another porner. I don't think people understand my relationship with this city, and they don't understand what I've achieved," Lockwood declares, as he sits in Guelaguetza, the Oaxacan mole mecca, near his childhood haunts in Mar Vista.

He's dressed in a black flamenco-style skirt, with black-stiletto-heeled boots, and a long black coat with flame-red trim — a style the San Francisco Chronicle described as "Morticia Addams gone gypsy." His eyelids and earrings are dusted with gold.

"There is not another male porn star in Southern California who sits between John Holmes and John Leslie, next to Rocco and Stagliano. I have the most stature, certainly, of any man in Southern California," Lockwood says.

"What is the disconnect that has occurred between me and Los Angeles throughout my career?" he asked, as he prepared to unveil his latest song, "Frantic Transmissions to and From Los Angeles," which details the geographical dislocation that he said pushed him away.

It was the lack of recognition that made him leave Los Angeles, he said and an inhospitable geography that explains "why Los Angeles doesn't have a literary and pornographic scene like New York and San Francisco." There, he said, "everything is within a plausible distance. There you can say, 'I'll go to your reading.'"

Lockwood says he believes he is misunderstood partly because he has engaged in the kind of backdoor excesses that, in his view, are permissible "tools of creativity" in the hands of only female porn stars.

Lockwood says he has been diagnosed as manic-depressive three times. He said he tried medication briefly but abandoned it when it strangled his performing.

"I made a conscious decision that I would prefer to live with the often debilitating effects of my mental problem and be a functional porn star," he said.


Observed at a party this past weekend, Lockwood was not shy. He would step forward, give a firm yet supple handshake, and say, "Hi, I'm Kurt Lockwod, porn star."

If one visits KurtLockwood.com, the header reads: "Pornstar, Model, Actor, Musician..." With a college degree in drama, Lockwood is truly a renaissance man.

"What has made my life in Los Angeles untenable, and made me have to leave Los Angeles, is that I am treated as a non-person in this city. L.A. can still claim me as the splendid mutation that crawled out from the stucco slums of Sepulveda," he says.

But he's not holding her breath. "It isn't just that L.A. doesn't understand your literary stature," he says. "Your own hometown isn't supporting you."

He continues, as the sunset deepens into twilight in the strip mall parking lot outside. "I'm the best-kept secret in L.A."




Well... I guess that clears things up a bit.
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#226248 - 03/02/07 09:19 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
Willie D Offline

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I'd like to thank everyone for participating in the Skirt Lackwood Day festivities. s the day somes to a close, I challenge you porn degenerates to a little quiz. Everyone who chooses correctly wins the right to heap more scorn and derision on Steven. If you choose unwisely, you'll probably have to let him fuck you in the ass, as he is wont to do.



Cast your votes, perverts.


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#226249 - 03/11/07 09:55 AM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

Lockwood says he has been diagnosed as manic-depressive three times. He said he tried medication briefly but abandoned it when it strangled his performing.





He'd be right about that.
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#226250 - 03/13/07 11:04 AM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
Houstondon Offline
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Registered: 03/11/07
Posts: 451
Loc: Houston
I went and read some of the threads here about the recent incident and found out exactly how obsessed with me the wacko is, confusing me with Bornyo(sp?) and some unknown AVN writer/reviewer. The current word is that the police aren't going to pursue the matter but I know from experience that if another journalist, director, or someone else is attacked by the guy next week; they're going to reopen his case file pretty quickly. Gram can even skip the police and go straight to the DA's office to push the matter further if he likes too, so his options are not closed by a long shot.

Lackwood is a danger to himself and others even using his own accounts so as the number of companies that refuse to hire him grows, he'll likely become increasingly violent, ultimately ending up where he TOLD ME (via email) he wanted to end up, going out in a blaze of glory. For all his threats though, when I was chatting with his employer in front of the Sex Z Pictures booth (Mr. Kenney; the owner), Lackwood never interrupted or said a word to me, in stark contrast to his promises after last year's show. I'm not going to say I was disappointed; as an adult, I don't relish beating the living shit out of a guy half my size that obviously has mental and drug problems, but I did joke aboout it within a couple of feet of the guy with the company publicist, Bo, and their far more talented director (Bryn/Eli) with the little guy looking up at me at least a few times before he averted his gaze (technically, we were blocking where lines would be standing to see him even if he had a lot of down time as the ladies gathered virtually all of the attention).

The short version of what took place in the assault:
Lackwood jumps out of his car after ripping off his shirt to confront Gram.
Gram shelters his expensive laptop in one hand and his cup of coffee in the other.
Lackwood yells and shoves Gram.
The two separate as the director, a tranny who works for an appropriately named company, tries to calm things down.
Luke and Gram are told to leave the set as though they did something wrong.

The press on this is largely negative, with a few asskissers suggesting the victim was at fault. The reasoning behind this is essentially the same as blaming a rape victim for wearing a short skirt or saying she had no right to be out by herself late at night. To date, NO ONE has proven where Gram wrote that Lackwood is a "fag" and the best they could come up with is that Gram mentioned in several articles that Lackwood's propensity to take things in his ass is CONSIDERED gay by a lot of people. Regardless of how many men Lackwood has supposedly had sex with while escorting on the side (before and after getting into porn), few people in the press (if any) have called him gay. The way he gets so sensitive about it makes me think he's at least bi but it could just be the result of the meds he is supposed to take but refuses to since it harms his performance in porn (which, by the way, shouldn't have to be the case as there are ample substitutes he could take that wouldn't impact his wood).

The spin put on by the tranny director and the company owner, makes me realize what bottom feeding scum they must be (I could be wrong), especially when they encourage Lackwood to act like a nutjob by their repeated defense of his actions. Let's face it, the fact that they initially said how tough it would be to replace him because the "role was written for him" is about as large a leap as anyone could make given the way people flake in the industry on a daily basis. There are well over a dozen males in porn that act better, perform better, look better, and treat people better than Lackwood with many more that have varying degrees of those qualities in greater abundance than the little guy. Lackwood was already late and a replacement should have been called much sooner; I'm willing to bet if Ben English (AKA: Derrick Hayes?), Joel Lawrence, Lisa Ann, or any of the other agents had been given a last minute casting call, they'd have come up with a superior choice in about as much time as it would have taken to get a cup of coffee at the nearby Starbucks.

The director's claims of being unaware of the bad blood between them are a display of his cluelessness regarding Lackwood's frequent public outbursts more than anything else. Lackwood has a lengthy history of yelling "hater" at anyone that doesn't acknowledge him as the best male performer/director/musician/anything else he chooses to do unconditionally. I've seen some of his work and while it shows some promise, it also shows the kind of amateur mistakes that everyone makes when learning how to direct. Pointing that out should not result in theatrical displays or temper tantrums by the guy. One of these days, he's going to attack the wrong guy and end up hurt or in jail, if not worse should no one have enough balls to hold him accountable for his actions.

Sorry for the rant but the whole "he called me a name" excuse is about as stupid as I've heard in a very long time and having been threatened via email by Lackwood myself (he owns a gun don't cha know...) after he mistook me for someone else, I tend to side with my experiences over the spin doctors that are pampering him at this time.

Oh, and my offer still stands to set up a little boxing event where Lackwood can face his critics one at a time in the ring; the only real alternative since dueling is currently illegal in the US.
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"I'm rich. I'm a strong, trained fighter. I own a gun. And I am completely...fucking ... psychotic." Kurt Lockwood ranting yet again

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#226251 - 03/13/07 11:34 AM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
Bornyo Offline
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Well, damn, now you've ruined him thinking I am you, Houstondon.

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#226252 - 03/13/07 11:46 AM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

Sorry for the rant



No need to apologize.

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#226253 - 03/13/07 01:46 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
Houstondon Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/11/07
Posts: 451
Loc: Houston
Quote:

Well, damn, now you've ruined him thinking I am you, Houstondon.




Actually, as I hear it, you're my clone (albeit far better endowed than I am). It took me awhile last year to figure out why Lackwood thought we were the same person (a posting with a Katja Kassin picture) but for the life of me I'm not sure why he thinks Paul Fishbein employs me as a writer at AVN (I turned that job down a few times over the last couple of years). Ideas?

Still, I wouldn't worry about ruining his beliefs about us being the same person; he's not exactly a rocket scientist from what we've seen.
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"I'm rich. I'm a strong, trained fighter. I own a gun. And I am completely...fucking ... psychotic." Kurt Lockwood ranting yet again

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#226254 - 03/13/07 02:09 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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Registered: 09/13/06
Posts: 173
Loc: In front of my monitor...
I... must... resist...

AAAARRRGGGHH...

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#226255 - 03/13/07 02:14 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Welcome aboard, Houstondon, with one of the most cogent posts I've seen in a long time.
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#226256 - 03/13/07 04:04 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Holy shit, is that Houston Don, as in ADT old timers club Houston Don? I remember his posts from like years agi,
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#226257 - 03/13/07 07:43 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
Houstondon Offline
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Registered: 03/11/07
Posts: 451
Loc: Houston
Quote:

Holy shit, is that Houston Don, as in ADT old timers club Houston Don? I remember his posts from like years agi,




Yup, as in one of the original members of their website after they got the okay to use the name from Geoff Kleinmann of the original www.DVDTalk.com. As I told Jeff S. over the years, I resisted joining here strictly because I didn't want to waste a lot of time going over some of the shitty things that led to my departure, including the lies, the spin doctoring, and other playful tricks they thought were okay to engage in to explain my departure. It's old news now and I'm not going to get sucked back in to relive it (though I still saved the emails and kept copious notes).

Thanks for the welcome Conky. I keep far too busy reviewing to keep up with all the cliques these days but I'm sure I can add something to this place.
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"I'm rich. I'm a strong, trained fighter. I own a gun. And I am completely...fucking ... psychotic." Kurt Lockwood ranting yet again

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#226258 - 03/13/07 07:57 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
Bornyo Offline
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I might as well correct my profile now. Too bad the avnblog is gone, huh Don? I remember xpt's own jamesn becoming convinced that houstondon was adt's denverdon.

A master of disguise, that HoustonDon.

And by the way- you will have to spill the beans on your departure from ADT. I suggest you do it sooner rather than later so we can all move on.

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#226259 - 03/13/07 09:11 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
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Quote:

And by the way- you will have to spill the beans on your departure from ADT. I suggest you do it sooner rather than later so we can all move on.



Yeah, this I want to hear, since I'm convinced that my own departure is just days away.
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#226260 - 03/13/07 11:32 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
TMonty Offline
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Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
Quote:

Yeah, this I want to hear, since I'm convinced that my own departure is just days away.




Hey Raoul,

please stop mentioning your lame-ass "ADT terrorist" act in every second post of yours. No one cares. Thanks.

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#226261 - 03/14/07 01:11 AM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
jamesn Offline
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if you told me houston don signed up to xpt and said something negative about someone in porn it would have seemed about as tenable as nacho vidal's claim to hetrosexuality.

welcome aboard, maybe you aren't avn-flack or the adt moderator whose computer illiteracy shut down the board for a few days.

i'm not even sure what the avnblog entry i had so much fun faking rabies in now that the site's down. oh well, the internet's disposable and the internet relating to porn is the wild west in terms of tolerating people behaving badly. nothing personal.
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#226262 - 03/14/07 02:05 AM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Quote:

Hey Raoul,

please stop mentioning your lame-ass "ADT terrorist" act in every second post of yours. No one cares. Thanks.




+1 and can I get an amen?
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#226263 - 03/14/07 09:02 AM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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Bornyo er ah I mean Houstondon welcome to the party.
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#226264 - 03/14/07 09:34 AM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
Bornyo Offline
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Posts: 10321
Quote:


i'm not even sure what the avnblog entry i had so much fun faking rabies in now that the site's down. oh well, the internet's disposable and the internet relating to porn is the wild west in terms of tolerating people behaving badly. nothing personal.




the wayback machine has www.avn.com/blog complete with comments. I can;t find the entry I'm looking for yet but it must be there.

As an aside- Drew has blocked ADT from the wayback machine. Why would a site owner do that?

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#226265 - 03/14/07 11:42 AM avnblog foreshadowing
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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check out Ramone macking on Gia Paloma's new tits.

Also- note Genesis Skye was two hours late to pick up her friend after surgery.



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#226266 - 03/14/07 03:24 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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Posts: 3075
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Quote:

Quote:

Yeah, this I want to hear, since I'm convinced that my own departure is just days away.




Hey Raoul,

please stop mentioning your lame-ass "ADT terrorist" act in every second post of yours. No one cares. Thanks.




Eurotrash
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#226267 - 03/14/07 03:29 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3075
Loc: cleanup
Quote:

Quote:

Hey Raoul,

please stop mentioning your lame-ass "ADT terrorist" act in every second post of yours. No one cares. Thanks.




+1 and can I get an amen?




Dipshit, can you possibly come up with something original instead of this Faggy assed "+1" crap? You want a piece of me, take your shot. Your own shot and not something you bit off of the Eurotrash. Until then, go back to your day job washing the shit off of Lackwoods big black monster dildo.
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#226268 - 03/14/07 05:16 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
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Quote:

Dipshit, can you possibly come up with something original instead of this Faggy assed "+1" crap? You want a piece of me, take your shot. Your own shot and not something you bit off of the Eurotrash. Until then, go back to your day job washing the shit off of Lackwoods big black monster dildo.




Struck a nerve, did I? How about you do something original and quit riding Willie's dick trying to get Cunt's attention? Attention whoring fag.
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#226269 - 03/14/07 06:01 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3075
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Quote:

Quote:

Dipshit, can you possibly come up with something original instead of this Faggy assed "+1" crap? You want a piece of me, take your shot. Your own shot and not something you bit off of the Eurotrash. Until then, go back to your day job washing the shit off of Lackwoods big black monster dildo.




Struck a nerve, did I? How about you do something original and quit riding Willie's dick trying to get Cunt's attention? Attention whoring fag.




Struck a nerve? Please, peon. The day you could strike a nerve is the day after you graduate from dental school and missed the tooth with the drill. I've got my own thing with Lackwood that has nothing to do with Willie. Sorry, unlike you, I don't need to rip off other people's shit to inflate my miserable worthless ego. And unlike you, I actually post my own shit. All you do is add a pathetic "me too" to everything in sight. Your problem, Biff, is that, no matter how hard you try, you'll never rise higher than Slackwood's Dildo Boy. You'll never fuck anything better than a third-rate crack whore, and you'll never live anywhere classier than a cardboard box. Sit your pathetic ass down now, before you hurt yourself reaching for things that are too good for ignorant white trash like you.
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#226270 - 03/14/07 10:32 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Raoul: BIFF is just a pathetic hater with no game. Other than "atta boys" and lame tired re-tread "homo" calling, he's almost always got nothing to post. Sadly he was born without a brain. He also pretends to be of African descent when the only reason his skin is that color is that he's so full of shit. And, I think his homo obsession is just him fishing for a PM offering him anal sex.


His only defenses:

+1





"You're a fag!"
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#226271 - 03/14/07 10:53 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3075
Loc: cleanup
Quote:

He also pretends to be of African descent when the only reason his skin is that color is that he's so full of shit.



Yeah, Fatty, he's another fucking Guapo, with less brains and without the benefit of his parents suburban basement to live in. It must really get cold in that cardboard box of his. But obviously he can't stay with his retarded crackwhore mother. If he actually posted something of his own, I'd really go off on him. But that day will never come.

What really makes me laugh is that he thinks I'm you. Or you're me. Stupid, lame assed wigger.
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#226272 - 03/14/07 11:05 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i view biff as the bully from the simpson's that pops up out of nowhere to say "ha-ha!".

it's kinda familiar and comforting when he drops by a strife-ridden thread to use the "fag" emoticon.

he tends to time the mockings when someone's about to go down and get kicked a bunch.

he's almost the grim reaper or the circling of buzzers for some posters-it's never an encouraging thing when biff calls you a fag. you're not assured to melt down, same deal as long-term weather forecasts.
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#226273 - 03/15/07 12:20 AM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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He's a punk, James. He's useless. He's the half-aborted spawn of a retarded crack whore and an anthrax-ridden donkey. He's so worthless that even Lockwood took pity on him and gave him a job washing the shit off his dildos. Miserable white trash fool spends his nights blowing bums in the alleyways for meth. Which is real easy for him, considering his last tooth fell out in 1996. His only saving grace is that he gives me an opportunity to vent and refine my hate. And even then, he does a pisspoor job of it. I'm not saying he has to be H2C, but his moronic, faggy assed "+1s" and "me toos" aren't even interesting, let alone impressive. Pathetic motherfucker should do us all a favor and die a slow, horrible death, preferably involving rabid dogs and a broken bottle shoved up his ass.
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#226274 - 03/15/07 12:45 AM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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Buncha hard motherfuckers up in here.

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#226275 - 03/15/07 01:05 AM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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Registered: 09/13/06
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Buncha hard motherfuckers up in here.




Yeah, the hate is strong and deep-rooted...
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#226276 - 03/15/07 07:04 AM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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Loc: Down there
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Struck a nerve? Please, peon. The day you could strike a nerve is the day after you graduate from dental school and missed the tooth with the drill. I've got my own thing with Lackwood that has nothing to do with Willie. Sorry, unlike you, I don't need to rip off other people's shit to inflate my miserable worthless ego. And unlike you, I actually post my own shit. All you do is add a pathetic "me too" to everything in sight. Your problem, Biff, is that, no matter how hard you try, you'll never rise higher than Slackwood's Dildo Boy. You'll never fuck anything better than a third-rate crack whore, and you'll never live anywhere classier than a cardboard box. Sit your pathetic ass down now, before you hurt yourself reaching for things that are too good for ignorant white trash like you.




Exactly. Every time you post, it's shit.

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Raoul: BIFF is just a pathetic hater with no game. Other than "atta boys" and lame tired re-tread "homo" calling, he's almost always got nothing to post. Sadly he was born without a brain. He also pretends to be of African descent when the only reason his skin is that color is that he's so full of shit. And, I think his homo obsession is just him fishing for a PM offering him anal sex.


His only defenses:

+1





"You're a fag!"




See when you post like this, you pathetic fat load, your wavelength is the exact same as Raoul's. You have a multi-personality disorder. Don't be ashamed. Embrace it. I'm laughing AT you, not with you.

I never proclaimed to be of any nationality. For all you know I could be some computer bot programmed just to fuck with you and your personalities.

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Yeah, Fatty, he's another fucking Guapo, with less brains and without the benefit of his parents suburban basement to live in. It must really get cold in that cardboard box of his. But obviously he can't stay with his retarded crackwhore mother. If he actually posted something of his own, I'd really go off on him. But that day will never come.

What really makes me laugh is that he thinks I'm you. Or you're me. Stupid, lame assed wigger.




What makes me laugh is you saying the same lame shit about me over and over again as does your other personality.

I'm of the opinion, less is more. But in this case I couldn't resist messing with fatty/raoul and his pidgeon shit for brains replies.

Meltdown #2 is near.
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#226277 - 03/15/07 03:14 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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Isn't it time for you to pick up your foodstamps and AZT, Needledick? I know that being a sad and lonely attention whore takes up most of your time, but you've really got to stay on top of these things.
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#226278 - 03/15/07 03:51 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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Registered: 03/02/07
Posts: 52
Loc: New York
Yayyyyyyyyyyyy! I dont feel so alone over here any more!!! Nice to see you again Don *eg* or shall I say Master Yoda.. *evil laugh*
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#226279 - 03/15/07 04:36 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#226280 - 03/15/07 04:40 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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Now, now, Fatman. I don't think "Ravyn" is an alt-id for Biff. He/she/it is too articulate. At least it seems that way from his/her/it's one post. Still, the difference is clear.
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#226281 - 03/15/07 04:46 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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I wasn't referring to Ravyn at all, which was rude ...

Welcome, Ravyn. BIFF is a retard.
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#226282 - 03/15/07 08:14 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Fatman/Raoul ---> <--- me


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#226283 - 03/15/07 08:34 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]

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#226284 - 03/15/07 09:09 PM Re: Today Is Skirt Lackwood Day On XPT
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3075
Loc: cleanup
Most impressive, Dildoboy. You mean you actually found that exploding Graemlin all by yourself? Those "workfare" programs seem to be paying off. How do you find time to study, being so busy washing the shit off of Lackwood's dildos?
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