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Porn Valley- Forget the rumors. One thing's for sure. Hillary Scott ain't pregnant. And if she were, I don't know where she'd be hiding it. Cryin' out loud, you couldn't hide a fart on Scott who's so petite, director James Cameron will next be announing the opening of her ossuary.

Scott was over at the TTS studios Wednesday afternoon directing her second movie for SexZ Pictures titled Creamy Stinkstars, a concept that practically smacks of elegance and sophistication. Boss Bo Kenney was also in town. If mainstream were casting a porn guy, Kenney's it. Dark glasses, thick neck, the demeanor of a two by four and more money than God.

The more money than God part is where Scott enters the picture. Kenney, whose company took the big award this year for Corruption, has just announced that Scott is under exclusive contract to him [sort of] and that she has become SexZ's first million dollar superstar.

I ask p.r. guy Jeff Mullen what this is all about. Does it mean that Scott's contract is like a debit card and every time she directs or acts in a scene, she's left with a new balance?

Of course I'm kidding Mullen and having my way with him. But Mullen with the seriousness of brain surgery answers as though this is a totally valid question. For one thing, the "sort of" part of Scott's exclusivity is the fact that Hillary still gets to do Britney Rears movies. Otherwise, Bo's got her. And Mullen's also saying that if Scott fulfills all the conditions of her contract, then she walks away with a million bucks. This is starting to sound like pro wrestling but Mullen won't go into specifics of said contract.